/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>eating key lime pie
>drinking tea
>the pie melts as I sip the hot tea
>smooth flavor spreads throughout my mouth
>swallow it and reach for some more pie
>stick fork in tea
>my face

[Anonymous No.]

You're so cute, Azunyan

[The White Ren 478 !sT5qzJ72XE No.]

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>cooking meat pie
>instructions say to turn over meat pie halfway through cooking
>do so
>filling falls out
>try to eat meat filling
>burn fingers
>see cat
>cat is making weird face
>see mouse run past
>cat doesn't chase after
>mouse disappears
>mousetrap set up for it right where it was running didn't go off
>no idea which way it went
>check online
>nobody selling sli bridges
>complain about my 1gb 460s not being at optimal performance since no bridge
>motherboard came with no bridge
>see 2gb 460s come out
>460s lacking memory for game
>tooth starts hurting
>tongue does
>sharp edge of tooth made small wound in tongue
>shave
>cut lip while shaving
>get dressed
>washed pants still slightly cum stained from fapping to sunny milk
>clean with saliva
>don't know whether saliva is just hiding cum and it will just dry up and show the cum or not
>no time left
>go out with possible cumstained pants
>can't see cumstain later
>everything went better than expected

[Anonymous No.]

>mid-workout snack

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't know you are a sameface anime character.

[Anonymous No.]

>key

Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.]

>>6089356
>washed pants still slightly cum stained from fapping
>clean with saliva
>don't know whether saliva is just hiding cum and it will just dry up and show the cum or not
>no time left
>go out with possible cumstained pants

I don't even remember how many times this has happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6089398
This post reminded me to clean the stain next to my mousepad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6089356
fapping to sunny milk

[Anonymous No.]

>eat ice cream fast
>get brain freeze
>wash down the cold with hot tea
>Feels good
>Repeat