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6049848 No.6049848 [Reply] [Original]

Slutting.

>> No.6049859

>>6049854
nah, it's resting

>> No.6049854

That bird is dead.

Birds never lay back like that, and would never willingly be covered with a blanket.

>> No.6049861

>>6049854
Or, you know, it could be a fake bird.

>> No.6049862

>>6049859

That bird is NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!

>> No.6049863

>>6049854

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>> No.6049864
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6049864

You dont need a pillow or a blanket, you're a bird! That bed set is comically small, why are you using it!

>> No.6049868

>>6049862
Beat me to it.

>> No.6049878

Fools! A well raised bird can do wonders your mamma could talk about.

>> No.6049891

moe~

>> No.6049915
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6049915

/jp/ing

>> No.6049926

>You dont need a pillow or a blanket, you're dead!

fix'd

>> No.6049939

>>6049926
What's up fagboy, wanna fight about it?

>> No.6049956

>>6049862
It's just pining for the fjords!

>> No.6049994

>>6049956
>>6049956

PINING for the FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that?

Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got him home?

>> No.6050015

>>6049994
Maybe it was tired?

>> No.6050031

This bird isn't dead at all, he's only creating a new magic circuit.

>> No.6050036

Haven't you guys ever heard of tranqs?

>> No.6050037

>>6050031
>magic circuit
Elaborate.

>> No.6050043 [DELETED] 
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6050043

That bird doesn't look japanese at all. Reported for gaijin scum.

>> No.6050048

>>6049994
The Japanese Bird prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

>> No.6050057

>>6050048

Look, I took the liberty of examining that Japanese Bird when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

>> No.6050062

>>6050048
Kipping, Anonymous. The term is 'kipping'.

I love that skit as well.

>> No.6050072

>>6050057
U stupid son of a bitch.

>> No.6050078 [DELETED] 

>>6050057
Well, of course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent them apart with its beak, and VOOM!

>> No.6050082

>>6050078
Ehhh, what was that faggot? Some kind of bad joke or sumethin'?

>> No.6050084

>>6050057
Well, of course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent them apart with its beak, and ZUN!

>> No.6050085

>>6050078

"VOOM"?! Mate, this Japanese bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! He's bleeding demised!

>> No.6050091

>>6050084
AHAHAHAHA STUPID FAGGOT

>> No.6050132

>>6050091
Looks like we got a genius on our hands.

>> No.6050187

>>6050132
u mad

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