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[Anonymous No.]

Umineko is about understanding Beatrice, and the complex, deep, and ultimately tragic motives she has for killing 14 people.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever, so long as Ange becomes the head at the end, I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look. More people complaining about Umineko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020823
Odd how each of the three heads in the series go through a ton of shit.

Kinzo, then Eva, then Ange. It's like a requirement to be the head is having a BAD END as one's entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020823
>eva or battler are good too.
kraus never he's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020842
kinzo had it pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020842
Well, Kinzo slept with his own daughter, like a sick fuck.
Producing the, er, beauty known as Yasu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020842
Kinzo died because he was completely satisfied and had no lingering regrets. Fucked his daughter, made her head as apology, trolled all his children, lol not my business anymore BLARGH.
What shit did he exactly go through.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I just want Jessica to survive, but damn if I know that won't happen;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020867
Kinzo is a douchebag with a Beato fetish. Kinda like Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020876
What did Battler do to be labeled a douchebag, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020883
Fall in love with his family's killer, be incompetent, not be Will, list goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

So if I got it correctly, Yasu's motive is that she is an indecisive slut who couldn't decide between a fatass, a stud and a lesbian and so created a situation where everything could happen, and especially the death of everyone on the island, to have fate decide for her.

Awesome motive, 10/10, would buy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020889
He also shot that detective girl, Erik-

Wait, who did he shoot?

...Nah, he didn't shoot anyone... did he?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys. I'll save episode 8!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020902

He did shot me! the great...

Oh wait... who was I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020909
SUDDENLY

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

IT'S THE FERRY CAPTAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020923
I think you are one of those, uh, fanfic characters. Yeah, Marceline the vampire queen, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020917
FUCKING CAPTAIN KAWABATA.

NO PUSSY ASS TYPHOON IS GOING TO STOP HIM FROM RESCUING THE USHIROMIYA FAMILY.

WATCH THE FUCK OUT, YASU! YOU'VE GOT A NEW PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS, AND THAT PROBLEM IS NAMED...

CAPTAIN KAWABATA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020939
<Good> When I was a kid I always wished I was a fanfic character.
I hope I am an amazing vampire Mary Sue who blinds everyone with her sparkly superiority and will snatch the main character for herself.

I'm sure I solved the mistery of this tale, and it made lots of sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6020992
No, you just died and not a single fuck was given that day

[Anonymous No.]

I'd read a spinoff about Will, Lyon and Kawabata's gay planetary adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021000
dlanor cared......

[Anonymous No.]

Ending of EP8

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021004
I miss Dlanor ;_;

>>6021002
I'd read anything about Kawabata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021019

Do want.

Good way to avoid the tale being sad. Kill the damn bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021019
At this point, I wouldn't mind seeing Battler hijack ep. 8 alongside Erika and trying to bring about a happy end by killing Lambda and Bernkastel.

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko is about magic, love, illusions, trolling and miracles~ it will always be my favorite visual novel <3
All I wish for is a happy ending for them!! That will be my happy ending too

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021061
>main character having to hijack the ending of his own series

wtf has happened to you to hit this point, battler?

[Anonymous No.]

>Umineko
>happy ending
I am sorry to disappoint you son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021069

They call it incompetence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021069
Bernkastel happened.

[No.]

Bern confirmed for final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021069
>>6021080
VERY COMPETENT by R07 standards. Sexist fuck makes all the male characters suck balls.
k1 got his role as main jacked by a little girl. tomogichi flash guy was just a used condom for miyo.
all the ushiromiya men are giant pussies with the expection of kinzo, battler, and maybe hideyoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021092
don't say will haven't read 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021092
a lot of the battler bashing in this ep is coming from comparing him to another male protagonist, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021089
You're just now realizing this? I always figured Bernkastel would be the final boss. After episode 5, Lambda started to take the back seat in things. Which makes me believe Lambda will team up with Battler and destroy Bernkastel in the end

[Anonymous No.]

Unless R07 wants to troll us again.
remember ep3? north wind and the sun?
34 pretty much a bully to beato in 1-4, switches in 5
impartial/nicer in 6-7. 8 trollololololol

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021138
Well that's possible too. I did think it was weird that after ep. 5, Lambda started to get less and less appearance time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021138

Nah, Battler will kick Berns ass and lock her in a world with Lambda. Bern will be suffering Lambdas punishment games for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021298
No. Bern deserves the fate of being thrown some place where people are eternally happy no matter how bad she tries to fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021305
>There will be no happy end... for Bern, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

throws her back into rika....good end one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021092
>all the ushiromiya men are giant pussies with the expection of kinzo, battler, and maybe hideyoshi.
>battler

Battler is the biggest pussy on the island. Rudolf deserves his spot.

[Detective Nanjo !cOhohoHEVA No.]

Delicious Eva will save episode 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021433
>>6021433
eva best umineko wife/mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021433
Kawabata would like a word with you, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021363
Fuck you, don't fuck up Rika's happy end by making her merge with an evil psychopath

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021452
bern wouldn't hurt k1 & co. right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021469
>Very well, I wonder what will I play next.

>Because there are as many fragments as I want that I can play with.　

>What ?

>You wanna play too?

>*giggle*, it's interesting.

>It gives you the feeling you became god.　

>Like a world where Satoshi is together with them or a world where the Sonozaki twins don't change places　

>I wonder how would be a world where Satoko's parents and Rika's parents are well.　
　
>Aah, how would it be?

>If Akasaka was seduced by Takano and went to the enemy side.

>Ahaha, it seems interesting.　

>Personally, I have interest in seeing a world where that Takano is madly in love with Tomitake.　

>It seems to be interesting to try and play pairing Keiichi with many girls.

>I love fighting scenes.

>*Giggle*

>Well, I wonder what will I play next. There are as many pieces as I want.

>Hey, do you have some more?

>What do you want to play?

Suuuure she wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021002
FUND IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021686
Will and Lyon solve mysteries and fight for happy endings. Kawabata drives their spaceship and occasionally uses it to crash through walls when they need saving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021736
This cover lacks Kawabata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021740
He's lurking unseen behind the cats, ready to crush them with his boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6021747
Bernkastel's millions of cats are no match for Kawabata's boat.