/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‬‬‬‬ No.]

Do the Japanese really need to be reminded how to use the toilet?

[Anonymous No.]

That's from Korea, the Japanese don't know how to draw circles.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, because if you live in the sticks Western style toilets aren't common. Next question please.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997800
THIS IS AMAZING

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997800
This is actually how I poop sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

What's this handle for and where's my bucket to wash away the poo? These instructions are useless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997800

That feel when that is exactly how i use a toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997820
Isn't it great? The poop just effortlessly falls out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Could have used those instructions in the dorm bathroom. People shit in the showers, the floor, and the flow tanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997820
That's awesome Anonymous. Thanks for sharing that with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997820
Prove it!

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

No, but the Japanese need to be instructed on how to use the tab on a soda can.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a girl from a rural area sitting like that. You'd discover her by accident, and at first you'd laugh at her cluelessness, but she'd look like she's about to cry and you'd feel sorry for her, hugging her gently and educating her on how to use a toilet.

Of course, that means you'll sit on a chair and "be the toilet" while she sits on you. You would also warn her of spooks that inhabit the toilet, such as kappa, akamanto or Hanako-san, by simulating an attack (that is to say, groping her thoroughly. )

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997906
I'd rather let her poop on my dick. Sounds warm and pleasurable.