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5992647 No.5992647 [Reply] [Original]

You will never face Patchouli in an extremely intense game of chess.

>> No.5992650

You're right, it wouldn't be intense, I'd just plain lose easy, I suck at chess

>> No.5992652

Too bad she sucks at it, apparently.

>> No.5992657

>>5992647
You can tell Patchy has already lost like five times in a row to Marisa already.

>> No.5992658

I'm impressed I even got her in check.
And out god, I want to know where her queen is, because I really want to kill that knight.

>> No.5992659

Pichula Conocimiento

>> No.5992667

She's playing Momiji. Tengu power!

>> No.5992672

This thread aroused me. Anyone up for a game of chess?

>> No.5992682

>>5992658
If it's your turn then you can take her knight with your rook. It looks like she's moving her bishop anyway, so even if it's her turn she's probably making a stupid move.

>> No.5992684

>>5992672
I would be except I suck at chess AND haven't played in aegis

>> No.5992691

>>5992672
ehhh, find an online chess site. And invite me, I'll play some chess.

>> No.5992694

>>5992672
I'm not, but I will post a move and not follow up.

1. e4

>> No.5992701

>>5992682
It's her turn. She took a pawn in front of the white queen and just realized she's forked herself.

>> No.5992704

The position on the board seems to be completely random.

>> No.5992706

>>5992704
Welcome to board game fanart.

>> No.5992707
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5992707

>Implying I know how to play chess
>Implying I wouldn't lose in the first 5 moves

>> No.5992709

Since the bishop in the air means it's her move, it's going to have to go in front of her king to get her out of check.

That knight is dead.


(You know what touhou needs? Chess Danmaku. Just imagine the frustratrion that would arise from bullets that move across the screen in knight moves.)

>> No.5992711

>>5992707
Is that even possible, well yes...forfeit is loss

I know how to play, but strategy, nope...all I do is place them randomly, wahaha

>> No.5992718

>>5992711
You can lose in four if you really want to.

>> No.5992722

>>5992709
You can't even be killed by them except by telefragging? Sounds cool to me.

>> No.5992725

>>5992718
well damn, but i prolly'd take all that time placing pawns arbitrarily

>> No.5992729
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5992729

What is Captchouli doing playing chess?

>> No.5992727

>>5992718
Scratch that, you can actually lose in two.

>> No.5992739 [DELETED] 

9 Overlord 13 Pool 13 Gas (+3 drones) 15 Overlord 16 Drone Zerglings Queen 100 Vespene: Zergling Speed, take Drones off of gas and expand.

Patchouli's Protoss chess doesn't stand a chance against Speedling Expand.

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>my face when I realize how many people on this board aren't at least decent in basic chess

>>5992711

The fastest checkmate in chess is called the Fool's Mate, and that takes three moves, so yes, it is possible.

>> No.5992738

>>5992711
It's possible.

Pawn to E3
Bishop to C4
Queen to F3
Queen to F7

Then it's gg no re because someone fell for the most obvious thing ever.

>> No.5992743

>>5992730
>>5992727

Ah, that's right, it's two.
Apologies.

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>>5992739
>SC2

saged because this post is /v/ shit

>> No.5992750
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5992750

Because I'm too busy playing Sakuya.

>> No.5992751
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>>5992748
>he's misusing sage

>> No.5992755

>>5992751
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

>> No.5992756

>>5992750
Sakuya has infinite time to consider. She could beat Yukari.

>> No.5992762

>>5992756
...

You're right.

Well, fuck.

>> No.5992763

>>5992750
>>5992647
Koakuma seems to enjoy watching chess.

>> No.5992764

>>5992755

SAGE IS NOT MEANT AS AN INSULT.
SAGE IS NOT MEANT AS AN INSULT.
SAGE IS NOT MEANT AS AN INSULT.
SAGE IS NOT MEANT AS AN INSULT.
SAGE IS NOT MEANT AS AN INSULT.

How many times does it need to pointed out to you? You use sage to make room for new threads on a board.

>> No.5992767

>>5992764
Please don't forget your sage when posting off-topic replies.

>> No.5992770

>>5992764
Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

>> No.5992777

>>5992763
She feeds off the sense of despair when a player realizes they're losing.

>> No.5992778

I won with checkmate in 2 moves (!) once. It took several minutes for my opponent to admit defeat, he just couldn't believe it.

>> No.5992780

>>5992778
I lost to a checkmate in 2 moves once. My opponent couldn't believe I was that dumb.

>> No.5992783

>>5992770
They don't like the thread, they want it to go away, but can't resist the opportunity to get a last word/laugh in

I use sage when off-topic or if its a one line with no image posted, exception to this is when I'm off-topic but replying to a source request or similar.

Oh, and I like how the first chess sites that come up on google all require you to log in, its lame

>> No.5992787

>>5992770
>>5992767
>>5992764
Just silent sage in the future.
I have been using it since I am too shy to bump my post into the frontpage.
This way none of the retards even know that you sage and they wont go " hurr durr /jp/ only know how to sage sage sage sage"

>> No.5992789

Oh my, just look at the shitstorm that caused.

>> No.5992818

>>5992756
You're assuming that Sakuya does not age during her timestops, which would would be silly considering all of the crap she's capable of doing while stopping time. Assuming Sakuya is 15-25 years old and assuming the current average female lifespan of a woman living in a developed nation (which is probably a fair comparison for Gensokyo, with all its crazy denizens and their crazier abilities), Sakuya only has 55-65 years she could spend on a game.

>> No.5992821 [DELETED] 

88.112.25.78:10800 Eu FI
Playing around with alt deck.

>> No.5992824
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.

>> No.5992826

>>5992818
Akyu speculates that Sakuya could be who knows how old. Her not aging during timestops is definitely a possibility. Or she is a Lunarian.

>> No.5992846

>>5992818
Sakuya stops time to clean the huge mansion. She should be dead from that alone by now, yet she did not age one bit.

>> No.5992868

>>5992826
Logically speaking the ability for her body to move means that it must surely age as well as her cells continue to divide.

>> No.5992889

>>5992868
Sakuya can also make flowers bloom by increasing their aging rate. So she can probably stop her own body from aging. It doesn't make sense, but why should it?

>> No.5992896

>>5992868
And? Cell division doesn't have to equal old age.

>> No.5992900

Sakuya can make rooms bigger because she damn well wants them to be bigger. She spits all over your fucking physics and science.

And she's a thief, so she probably picked your pocket while time was stopped, too.

>> No.5992947

>>5992896
>Cell division doesn't have to equal old age
Telomeres. Enjoy your cancer.

>> No.5992955

>>5992947
Please, Lunarians cured cancer ages ago.

>> No.5992966

A wizard did it

>> No.5992983

>>5992955
yeah, i'm sure if sakuya ever got one she'd just run along to eirin to get healed.

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>>5992691
http://www.flyordie.com/games/online/games.html?lang=en&game=Chess&room=691&rs=1

Still up for it?

>> No.5993047 [DELETED] 

>>5993043
I'll be in English room #2 as Guest 23368

>> No.5993070

>>5993043
I guess not. I'll try again some other time ;_;

>> No.5993074

>>5993070
I could fail against you ;_;

>> No.5993075

>>5993070
Fuck, I can feel your disappointment and loneliness through the screen. Please tone it down a bit.

>> No.5993079

>>5993074
You can't fail that hard against me. I mean, I'm a casual player myself, nothing too hardcore.

>>5993075
I'm sorry. I have no friends. Please rape my face.

>> No.5993080

>>5993079
Agh. Stop it!

>> No.5993082

>>5993043
Ill come when I get on my computer, give me 5 minutes.

>> No.5993084

>>5993079
Eh, I have no clue how to use the site, so if you could say where I go I'll do that, and like i said previously, I haven't played chess in ages (lol aegis) and even then i didnt know how to *play*

>> No.5993086

>>5993084
Click play as guest, then it should bring you to a room menu. Pick "English room #2", and I'll be in there as guest#23372. To be honest, I haven't used this site either.

>> No.5993180

>>5993086
Looks like you're playing with someone else already (2 people in room)
suits me i guess

>> No.5993186

>>5993180
I can play you afterward, almost done. What's your #?

>> No.5993193

>>5993186
well none since I'm not *in* the site

>> No.5993197

>>5993193
I'm done, come on in. I thought I was playing you all along ;_;

>> No.5993203

>>5993193
Those flashing red/yellow banners are bound to give me a headache if i stare at 'em too long...

>> No.5993204

>>5993086
told yew I sucked ;_;

bleedinglackofselfconfidence

>> No.5993209

>>5993204
You have brighten my lonely day. Thank you anon.

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