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I let my sister borrow my blanket and now it smells really good. How can I preserve this smell?

>> No.5988686

Ejaculate on it.

>> No.5988685

he thinks he's people :3

>> No.5988687

Let her borrow it regularly.

>> No.5988688

Steal the blankets off her bed and replace them every so often.

She'll never know.

>> No.5988689

My sister borrowed my blanket without asking permission and now it smells like whore. How the fuck do I get rid of the smell?

>> No.5988690

aww what a cute dog

>> No.5988693

>>5988688
>>5988687
She lives away from home and only comes to visit every once in a while.

>> No.5988698

Why did you crop the image OP?
The Dog used to sell Bioware 2.

>> No.5988705
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5988705

>> No.5988706

>>5988693

wait, How old is she?

>> No.5988708

What's the story behind this picture?

>> No.5988709

Turn into a girl yourself.

I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried. I woke up the next day as a young girl in a frilly dress, with a loving family and an elder sister that looks at me with what I can only describe as a mixture of lust and adoration. She insists that we sleep in the same bed.

Thank you, SICP!

>> No.5988710

Just find a natural way to ask her what shampoo and soap she uses.
Bay the brands and use them on yourself so you can smell like the little girl.

>> No.5988718

Bark.

>> No.5988715

>>5988706
23

>> No.5988722

>>5988715

gross.

>> No.5988730

I remember the smell under the covers when I used to share blankets with my sister. It smelled good.

>> No.5988737

How do girls smell so good? It just isn't fair.

>> No.5988743

>>5988722
onee-sama are the best

>> No.5988745

>>5988737
It's just perfume.

>> No.5988746

>>5988737
Maybe girls think guys smell good.

>> No.5988754

>>5988746

They do, they like the musky smells in men's shampoo/cologne.

>> No.5988756

>>5988678
Try washing it, like she did.

>> No.5988757

>>5988745
That can't be right. Not all girls wear perfume and most of it smells like rubbish.

>> No.5988758

>>5988746

Ha ha, no we don't.

>> No.5988771

>>5988756
I washed it just the other day. She only used it for a few hours this morning and for some reason it now smells great.

>> No.5988775

Another head hangs lowly,
Child is slowly taken.
And the violence caused such silence,
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family.
In your head, in your head they are fighting,
With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.
In your head, in your head, they are crying...

>> No.5988774

>>5988758
>>5988754
Who should I believe?

>> No.5988786

>>5988775
Great, now it's stuck in my head.

>> No.5988794

>>5988774

Well think of it this way, why would they even make male cologne if girls didn't like it? It's not like you wear it to impress your friends. It's specifically made to appeal to the opposite sex.

>> No.5988796

>>5988737

Pheromones.

They think the same thing about guys.

>> No.5988804

>>5988796
So my sister smelled my underpants as well?

>> No.5988810

>>5988757
Seconded. Why do women like fruity/flowery scents that smell so... odd?

>> No.5988813

>>5988804
I've often thought about leaving a pair of underwear with semen in them somewhere where she would find them. I wonder how she would react.

Also, I have a shirt that I've been ejaculating in for the past five years. It smells really good. I wonder if people would know that the smell is actually semen.

>> No.5988841

>>5988813

Get your head checked.

>> No.5988855

I guess it's a mystery. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go take a nap while wrapped up in this blanket smelling it.

>> No.5988965

>>5988841
Why?

>> No.5988989

I have a shirt that I stole from a woman I used to like. I keep it in a plastic bag solely for the purpose of preserving the smell.
After two years, it's still going fine.

>> No.5989253

>>5988813
And you like.... wear it...in public?

....................................................................................................
......................................................................... :s

>> No.5989270

>>5989253
I haven't, yet. I wonder what it would be like, though. Even after washing it smells of my semen. Sometimes I like to wear it while masturbating and ejaculate all over the front so it's easier to clean up.

>> No.5989293

>>5989270
>4chan, full of normal people.jpg
That's seriously enough /jp/ for me for a long time.

>> No.5989301

>>5988813
There was a thread on /v/ about that a few days ago. Its fairly common to use a shirt as a cum receptacle. Does it smell like animal crackers? I've had one behind my computer tower that I've been using for the past year. It was a white shirt, and its stained yellow now.

>> No.5989318

Simple, become your sister.

In all seriousness girls just smell that way because of the soaps and lotions etc that they use. Which are freely available to the public. Buy some yourself and you can pretend you have a girlfriend who leaves lovely fruit-scented girl smells all over everything.

>> No.5989319

>>5989301
It does indeed smell like animal crackers, or atleast some kind of cookie. I've always tried to tell people that it didn't smell that gross but they never believed me. I think it smells nice and that's why I'm wondering how people would react to it. My shirt is also stained.

>> No.5989325

>>5989301

My shirt smells like chlorine.

>> No.5989332

>>5989325
Fresh, my semen smells like chlorine or pancake batter. Dried it smells like cookies.

>> No.5989345 [DELETED] 

>>5989319
<spoiler>Animal crackers are made from semen</spoiler>

>> No.5989361

Animal crackers are made from semen

>> No.5989381

Grab whatever perfume/shampoo/etc your sister uses and smear it all over it

>> No.5989414 [DELETED] 

>>5988718
No, you don't understand.

>> No.5989639

I have a shirt that I cum on a lot. It smells really sweet, almost like candy.

....................I hope I'm not diabetic or something.

>> No.5989660

>>5988685
You are a cool person for remembering the Bioshock dog.

>> No.5989805 [DELETED] 

>>5989253
Hello, good sir. It has come to my understanding that you are in fact new here. Please have a seat over in the corner, have a cup of tea, and relax. I'll be right with you in a second to help you fill out the paperwork for /jp/ citizenship.

Before you go, I'll just tell you that we here in the fine country of /jp/ do not take kindly to people who pretend to be Gaia kiddies, or those who are actually Gaia kiddies. Your improper usage of ellipses and usage of a smiley are just two quick mistakes in your post that I've spotted at a glance.

>> No.5989980 [DELETED] 
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>>5989805
I'm sorry, sir. After further review of your paperwork, it seems you are not yet ready to enter our fine land of /jp/. I suggest you re-apply after looking over the rules of /jp/ more thoroughly.

These rules can be found here:
http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

- /jp/ Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services

>> No.5990457 [DELETED] 

>>5989805
>>5989980
Fuck you, I'm sneaking in the country.

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