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5960571 No.5960571 [Reply] [Original]

"This is probably a horrible idea, but bear with me for a moment. See that troll picture? The one giving horrible drawing advice?

LET'S DO IT

Let's try to make the most god-awful fan created Touhou in the history of ever, following the instructions on Original Pic.

If you have any skill at drawing- IGNORE IT
If you are proud of your finished work- YOU DID IT WRONG

Bear in mind that this is for comedy only, and there should be no serious business in this so-called-draw thread.

I'm coloring mine in MS paint now- let's see if you can do worse!"

Since the guy in that other topic didn't make the thread...

'Been a while since we had one of those threads, so let's make original Touhous (do not steal). The rules are as follows.

1. Find mythological creature(Or any imaginary thing, or anything that can related to japan in any time period)
2. Follow the instructions of this here image
3. The worse the drawing, the better. Symmetry is absolutely not tolerable.
4. You can use http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Special:Random to determine your Touhou's power'


Be creative! If your word is something like art, do something original like power to sculpt and heat things, or the power to draw life from nature and mold it into beautiful danmaku). Also, try to think of things that aren't already touhous for more creativity.

>> No.5960586

We should really do a R07 one, one of these days. Copypasta the faces, design impractical costumes and use a color scheme that makes people want to vomit.

>> No.5960588

Cool pasta from an old thread, bro.

>> No.5960602

>>5960588
>I did not read the thread so I didn't see the quotes or the direct reference to another post that is still alive

>> No.5960588,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5960586
Great idea, I'm looking forward to this one.

>> No.5960615
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5960615

hey i remember the last time i was in one of this threads, one drawbro ever did draw my touhou in a decent fashion

i need to make a Xana to go with the Cuelebre through

>> No.5960624

>>5960588
What's wrong with that exactly?

>> No.5960624,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>5960588,1
This is a terrible and jaded thread and it's sad people still go for this junk.

>> No.5961268
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5961268

OC-tan. She's a touhou now.

>> No.5961283
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5961283

Toohoo OC from DA

>> No.5961667
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5961667

Here, have some of my terrible OC. I followed the instructions through and through. I hope this doesn't make me as bad as the average Deviantart user.

What worries me is that I have no artistic skill whatsoever and this still looks better than some of ZUN's stuff

>> No.5961692

>>5961667
no it doesn't

>> No.5961702
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>> No.5961725
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5961725

I did this the last time the thread happened but I accidentally posted it as an individual thread and then I was so embarrassed I cut off my internet and cried for four full hours.

She lays eggs.

>> No.5961739
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5961739

Her name is Canvas!

>> No.5961751

>>5961739
>>5961667
Delicious feet

>> No.5961771
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5961771

Derp

>> No.5961775
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5961775

anita martinez

>> No.5961788
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>>5961775
:3

>> No.5961799
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>>5961788

>> No.5961813
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5961813

Am I doing it right?

>> No.5961814
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5961814

My Touhou is named Kyuuketsuki K. Kage (吸血鬼 Ｋ．　影), and her special power is the ability to control five different powers at the same time with her five lightning-shaped pieces of hair :3

>> No.5961823

>>5961283
Fuck... the artist is probably an immature, egotistical manchild, and yet I could actually see this character fitting into Touhou.

>> No.5961824

>>5961814

Thanks for giving me nightmare fuel faggot.

>> No.5961839
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5961839

>>5961814

>> No.5961844

>>5961725
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!???
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5579845

>> No.5961849
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>>5961814

>ability to control more than one ability at the same time

inb4 we see this in Touhou 13

>> No.5961852

>>5961844
Oh fuck, that gave me a good laugh.

>> No.5961859
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>>5961725
I do shit like that all the time
I sweat and turn all red
Fuck it's depressing
I shouldn't be embarrassed over stuff like that

>> No.5961862
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5961862

>>5961814
>>5961824
>>5961839
>>5961849

Samefag

>>5961725
>>5961844
>>5961852

Samefag

Which are probably both a samefag of a samefag anyway, man this board is crap, I'm going back to /tr/

>> No.5961863

>>5961844
oh BOOF, u so crazy

>> No.5961867

>>5961859
>>5961725

You can delete your threads, you know.

>> No.5961879

>>5961862
>/tr/
we have a trap board now?

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>>5961862

>> No.5961883

>>5961862

/jp/'s population is only 3 people, what the hell did you expect?

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>>5961862
>>5961862

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5961912

I don't have time at the moment, so here's an older one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81_Bao_A_Qu

Ability is to determine how close one is to enlightenment, and locating individuals about to become a Buddha. She dozes off until an such an individual passes by, where she starts stalking them. She believes she will attain perfection, whatever that means, if she keeps doing so. Her abilities change depends on how close the person she is stalking is to Buddhahood. She wears blindfolds because she has no eyes.

>> No.5961919

Does anyone have the continuation of OPs pic? I think it had something to do with Toohoo dialogue

>> No.5961924

Notice how all the sage posts in this thread are being deleted?

That should tell you who made this thread.

>> No.5961998
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5961998

Reposting

Her name is Papari Pupi and she's a japanese trickster spirit or some shit that likes to barge into human houses at night to cut and collect their fingernails

Her danmaku patterns are made of fingernails and flying axes (pretty much like Elly's boomerang scythe)

>> No.5962028
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5962028

Power to control sex appeal

Her danmaku patterns are made of flying breasts.

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5962225

>>5961919

>> No.5962398
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5962398

Krautchan's Touhou

>> No.5962405

>>5961844
Oh god, I had no idea that people replied to it, hahaha. Now I regret nothing.

>>5961859
It's cool, anonymous, now you know there's someone even more anxious than you! (I was exaggerating a bit, I mean, of course I left the internet on)

>> No.5962412
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5962412

PlagueDoc-tan

>> No.5962564
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5962564

Fuurin Oroshi
Wind Youkai
She just likes to help pollinate the flowers using her ability to control the wind. Mild-mannered.

>> No.5962590
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5962590

I've made a few pretty bad ones, I guess I'll start posting them.

>> No.5962594
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>> No.5962602
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>> No.5962609
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>>5962590
>>5962594
>>5962602
>>5962609
LOL SO FUNNEH
just stop.

>> No.5962618
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5962618

Man, I've made way too many of these horrible things!

>> No.5962625
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>> No.5962628
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>>5962590
>>5962594
>>5962602
>>5962609
They don't look like anything ZUN would draw, do they?

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>> No.5962641
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>> No.5962645

>>5962641
Okay, we get the joke now.

>> No.5962647

how is that a troll picture?

>> No.5962651
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5962651

I've got a lot more, but I'll save those for later.

>> No.5962708

>>5962647
It was on ED several years ago, and it probably originated from a troll on /a/.

>> No.5962719
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>> No.5962722
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5962722

OH BOY, HERE WE GO.

Liza Whitechapel, doppelganger, capability to copy people and give people terrible ideas.

>> No.5962796

>>5962719

Imokwiththis.tif

>> No.5962869
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5962869

http://cgi.ebay.com/DOLL-CLOTHES-FIT-AMERICAN-GIRL-KIT-REPORTING-DRESS-ST-/190432406981?pt=LH_Defaul
tDomain_0#ht_5129wt_911
derp

>> No.5962911

>>5962869
nice hair.

>> No.5962986
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5962986

She has the power of the sun, so I guess I'll call her Brit. You know, like Bright?

>> No.5962995

>>5962869
>>5962722
>>5962719
These are pretty cute

>> No.5963011

>>5962986
>brit
>power of the sun

If you're going to call her Brit, you should give her the power to manipulate rain clouds.

>> No.5963017
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5963017

there, a Xana touhou to go with my cuelebre touhou

now, the fuck power a xana is suppose to have? control over stealing babies? seducing males?

>> No.5963036
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5963036

this is my oc do not steal also she has the power of sexual juices

>> No.5963063
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5963063

>>5962722
Cute design.

>> No.5963067

>>5963036
>mexican vampire

so a Chupacabras?

>> No.5963082
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5963082

A repost deserves another repost.

Shi'issen Hiun (紫一閃・飛雲)
Hiun is a Tennyo, and is the lead sentry of her Lady's magical upside-down tower.
Her obligatory hat is an aviator hat complete with goggles and a pinwheel on top. Her bottom clothes are only very dense "clouds" that can support weight and allow her to float etc; think Latiku.
She has the ability to manipulate the atmosphere, hence the clouds and throwing lightning bolts. Shifts pressure around her to fly at very high speeds.

---
I might draw one of the others depending on my mood.

>> No.5963115
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5963115

Has power to do aikido while making toys

>> No.5963218
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5963218

Trying to make a game with all of them, but doing everything is being pretty hard, mainly without cutins, maybe we could all post the script with all the files and then make a compilation of them?

>> No.5963232

>>5963218
I mean of your respective character*

>> No.5963247

>>5963082
This seems like something Zun would make. Bravo.

>> No.5963255

>>5963082
She is actually pretty cute.

>> No.5963274

>>5963218
>>5963232
i wish i could drawn or program so i could help

poor Cuelebre and Xana, they wont be in any fangame ;_;

>> No.5963284
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5963284

do not steal

>> No.5963336
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5963336

Here is my loli. I just followed the instruccions.

>> No.5963421
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5963421

Here's a touhou medusa, she has the power to turn anything to stone even concepts like time or space.

>> No.5963449
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5963449

>>5963082
Here, have this fanart. I liked your toho.

>> No.5963465
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5963465

Unbelievable. Was just out for dinner and while waiting for the food to arrive, we started to draw shit. We eventually started drawing fake touhous. Here's mine.

She can control ducks and their migration patterns. Gonna be a lot of sideways and from behind danmaku.

>> No.5963478
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Mine was a bit weird.

>> No.5963513

>>5963465
Bah. forgot to add frills. Oh well, maybe next time I got out I'll remember

>> No.5963516

>>5963449
Holy fuck I love you

>> No.5963576

>>5963449
>fanart of a parody character
doujins fucking when?!

>> No.5963607
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5963607

Dicks everywhere

>> No.5963613
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>>5962719

Another one i liked.

>> No.5963620
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5963620

Okay, this looks like a Touhou x Odin Sphere x Rozen Maiden b*tch

>> No.5963627

>>5963620

Find the dress reference on eBay and you're a) psychic since I butchered it and b) a gay

>> No.5963678
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5963678

I'm not very creative

>> No.5963698
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5963698

>>5963607

Your toho seems to be pretty insane, man.

>> No.5963738
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5963738

Here's my toehoes. I dunno what the fuck she is but her power is creating explosions or something like that.

>> No.5963747

>>5963738

dem hip buns

>> No.5963778

>>5963698
Oh shit it does. Everything went better than expected Also, awesome fanart.

>> No.5963826
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5963826

i cant sleep, so i made another touhou riped off from asturian mytology, there is a Nuberus, the asturian god clouds and storms

she travels in her cloud pet "Nubilla"

she has the power to control size of everything because controling clouds and rain are powers already taken in touhou cannon

>> No.5963885

>>5963063
Wow, I haven't seen this, thats amazing man. Thanks a ton, saving this to my cellphone wallpaper.

>> No.5964046
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5964046

Finished mine. I think I tried too hard.

>> No.5964074
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>>5964046
>balrog_touhou.jpg
Neat

>> No.5964615
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5964615

Damn touchpad

>> No.5966040

Don't let this die! Let's see more terrible/awesome fanart!

>> No.5966408

This is my touhou, she is invisible. Her power is to make people angry.

>> No.5967365
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5967365

whoops i accidentally effort

>> No.5967377

>>5967365
Actually i hope more people put effort in.

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5968041

>>5967365
oh WOW

>> No.5968173

>>5967365
get off /jp/ zun

>> No.5968176
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5968176

>>5967365

>> No.5968191

>>5967365
Why there are wings there? And she looks like a male with that face.

>> No.5971640

>>5967365
Looks nice...but not like anything in Touhou

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