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What would anon do if he was immortal?

>> No.595701

Nothing

>> No.595702

Sell my cells for research they could probably cure cancer, AIDS etc.

>> No.595703

Fap over 2d delicious

>> No.595705

Commit every sin possible.

>> No.595707

>>595699
Over and over again?

>> No.595708
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595708

But what if we already are?

>> No.595710

The same thing he does everyday.

>> No.595699

Kill myself.

>> No.595714

>>595708
Then i'd ask you what are you doing?

>> No.595719

>>595714

The same thing we always do.

>> No.595721

I would browse 4chan.

>> No.595722

>>595710
How about try to conquer the world lulu style?

>> No.595725

>What would anon do if he was immortal?
browse 4chan till the end of the universe

>> No.595728

>>595725
Dont think 4chan will be around that long...

>> No.595729

>>595710

Yes, Brain, but why would anybody want to Pierce Brosnan?

>> No.595741

>>595729
I'd pierce Brosnan.

>> No.595743

f5

>> No.595756

>>595743
Good thing i have a G15 keyboard or there wouldnt be any paint on f5 left.

>> No.595759

>>595729
So you were pondering what I wad pondering !

>> No.595773

>>595743

Am I the only person who still actually presses the refresh key on my browser?

>> No.595780

>>595696
First I would have to test the extent of my immortality (Am I the type that still bleed, feel pain and shit, only to have hax regeneration? Or am I the ever-dreaded "omnipotent" type; unharmed by any force or elements?)

And then stay on a low profile, for obvious reasons (scientists probing my ass, Gmen pestering me for overdue taxes, etc.)

>> No.595785

>>595773
I actually press the go to /jp/ button.
I don't like F5 because it doesn't bring me back to the top of the page.

>> No.595787

>>595773
No. Just a while ago I was browsing full-screen, and F11'd back to normal just to press the refresh button.

>> No.595793

Kill myself, but I wouldn't die.

>> No.595799

>>595780 has played Ever17. I'm right, right?

>> No.595806

ふっか

>> No.595813

Watch, and wait.

>> No.595814

>>595813
Wait for what?

>> No.595823

Stop getting depressed by my ever-nearing death, and start getting depressed by the ever-nearing end of the universe.

The future will be shorter tomorrow.

>> No.595833

Find a way to be mortal again. Eternity sucks.

>> No.595837

I'd do everything George Carlin says is guaranteed to get you killed by somebody.

>> No.595840

>>595814

That's the problem.

>> No.595875

If I were immortal, I'd be the world's greatest stuntman.

>> No.595889

>>What would anon do if he was immortal?

Everything.

>> No.595893

first of all get some good fightan skillz in some shit
then go berserk with gunz and shit against mafia or gangs
then fight against the police just for lulz
then get out of prison by force because im fucking inmortal
then if they caught me and discover im inmortal ill just stay on labs doing shit and messing around with scientists.

and that i could do it in about 100 years so i dunno about the rest
maybe in 200years or so destroy a small country or shit

>> No.595904

Overthrow the government

I'm immortal, what are they gonna do, kill me?

>> No.595918

Learn everything ever.

>> No.595923

>>595904
Enjoy living in a jail cell for a billion years.

>> No.595930

>>595904
No, but they can find some sort of bitch of a punishment like being encased in concrete while alive, or being sunk to the bottom of the ocean or something that guarantees eternal pain and suffering.

>> No.595933

>>595928
120gb

>> No.595928

>>595904
Well you can rule the world in about 300 years. But whats next ?
>>595918
Well i wonder if thats possible since you only have limmited storage capacity in your brain.

>> No.595941

>>595928
>Well i wonder if thats possible since you only have limmited storage capacity in your brain.
THEN I WILL MAKE MORE I AM THE STROGNREST

>> No.595942

>>595930
>>595923
I'm sure /k/ would break anon out, with explosives, killing anon but...

>> No.595943

Man, I'd have time to do everything! I'd do all that shit I haven't got the hours to do.

I'd learn Japanese, and become the next Michaelangelo, and write a best-selling novel, and figure out how to whistle.

>> No.595949

>>595933
I"m sure I contain more than that, I can remember hundreds of movies perfectly, sing along thousands of songs etc.

>> No.595953

>>595949
im trying to find out sauce but there are studies that the brain has the same data storage capacity

>> No.595962

>>595953
I remembered something more along the line of terabytes.

>> No.595969

>>595942
killing anon? even if he's immortal?

>> No.596002

I'd have literally endless sex with Kaguya.

>> No.596004

Robert Birge (Syracuse University) who studies the storage of data in proteins, estimated in 1996 that the memory capacity of the brain was between one and ten terabytes, with a most likely value of 3 terabytes. Such estimates are generally based on counting neurons and assuming each neuron holds 1 bit. Bear in mind that the brain has better algorithms for compressing certain types of information than computers do.

>> No.596008

>>595696
Pic related.

>> No.596010

>>596004
that's what I thought.

>> No.596441

first id pick a dirrection and walk every thing in my way i would kill or rape or eat sometimes all three id break out windows and go through shit juggernaut style when i got to the shore id tie lead to my feet so i could walk the bottom of the ocean and continue after making a lap around the world in this fashion id dedicate the next 1000 or so years of my life to doing good and atoning and such as well as amassing funds. then global domination then galactic domination then multi galactic domination then the universe then every other universe and plane of exstance oh what fun an eternity of endless slaughter and blood shed would be oh what fun

>> No.596467

I would solve world hunger by RIPPING AND TEARING MY GUTS and feeding them to the children.

>> No.596506

>>595928

Cyberbrains.

>> No.596518

I would live forever.

>> No.596523

>>595696
Thank god I'm not. I'd hate to live forever with these memories, and this mind.

>> No.596525

I'd take over a small third world country, bleed it dry and do it again after my money ran out.

>> No.596539
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596539

Well, even if you're immortal, if you raped an entire country before being captured and imprisoned, you'd be stuck there since you don't have Mokou's fire skills or the neet's danmaku. So I guess the only thing to do would be to try and save people...

>> No.596557

>>596539
Couldn't I just kill who ever captured me? Not like they could do shit about it unless they were smart enough to lock me up and have no one ever see me. And even then I'd do nothing but masturbate until my arms are rip and tear worthy.

>> No.596568

Nobody's mentioned fucking lots of lolis. Come on guys, you're only imprisoned for a lifetime or so. Then you have all new lolis who have never heard of you.

>> No.596571

>>596557

If you were totally chained up against a wall, then no. I'd imagine after they realize that bullets and bombs don't kill you, they'd just tranquilize you. After all, you'd still have a human nervous system and whatnot, so a tranq would still affect you, since it won't kill you and kick in your immortality ability. Then they'd chain you up/encase in concrete/freeze in carbonite etc

>> No.596567

>>596523
Nobody said your memories would be immortal; enjoy losing your mind.

>> No.596581

>>596571
Which will only hold you until the stars are right; Forever is a long time, remember?

>> No.596609

>>596581
Waking up in 5 billions years, inside a red giant doesn't appeal me very much.

>> No.596611
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596611

conquer the world and fill it with lolis to satisfy my pleasure.

/pimpran

>> No.596608

>>596441
Are you twelve?

>> No.596619

>>596609
Don't worry, that sun will eventually go supernova, flinging you deep into the cold and lifeless emptiness of space.

>> No.596620

Everyone in this thread is mistaking immortality for invulnerability. They're different.

>> No.596622

KILL IT! KILL IT!

>> No.596632

>>596441
KILL IT! KILL IT! PURGE IN THE EARLY STAGES!

>> No.596633

>>596611
Why is Ran with little girls that aren't Chen?

>>596620
We assumed we were talking about Touhou-style True Immortality, because of OP's Kaguya picture.

>> No.596641

>>596630
Fine, collapse into a brown dwarf, which eventually dissipates. Same difference.

>> No.596642

>>596619
Nah, it won't. But with some luck it could at least go nova. That (and few more billions years of travel) should be enough to find another place to be alone.

Wait, what?

>> No.596630

>>596619
Our sun won't go supernova.

>> No.596649

>>596619
Supernova? Not our Sun.

>> No.596658

>>596620
I understand the difference, hence why I suggest a non-violent approach to things. My idea of rape the lolis still works while capital punishment is reserved for first degree murder.

>> No.596646

>>596633

That doujin takes place before Yukari makes Ran her shikigami.

>> No.596663

>>596641

wat? It'll swell up and eat Mercury and Venus, then blow off its outer layers into a planetary nebula and shrink into a white dwarf.

>> No.596671

>>595710

thread ended here guys.

>> No.596681
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596681

>>596633

Because that's Tohonifun's take on the origins of Ran where she's initially more powerful and older than Yukari who's a child when they first meet.

>> No.596697

So I can't do something ridiculous like kill everyone, because then they'd just tranquilize me and leave in a dungeon FOREVER because I have no superpower...

I have no superpower so even if I were immortal, I wouldn't be able to save people, unless I become a firefighter or some shit like that, and that sucks.

...Well, I guess I'd do what I'm doing now...

>> No.596702

High-jack a rocket, then jump out half-way through space!
And hope I don't hit a planet or a star along the way.

>> No.596717
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596717

You see, the Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas! Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it. Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn"t be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas! Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. But now the most wonderful part. You see, after having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that... molesting all those kids made him immortal!!
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality.

>> No.596723
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596723

The super adventure club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phineas.

Phineas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers! But every time he got somewhere. he realized that other explorers had beat him to it. Phineas was depressed until he realized that if he couldn’t be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas.

Phineas quickly went down in history as the first person to have sex with the aborigine children at Udaru (Nigeria). And the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountain folk of Nepal.

But now the most wonderful part...

You see after having sex with all those children, Phineas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal!

He discovered children have things called marlocks in their bodies. and when an adult has sex with the child, the marlocks implode feeding receptive cavities with energy that causes immortality, so sayth the ruler of Bethos.

Phineas traveled the world, loving many, many children and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.

>> No.596739

>>596702

Enjoy your billions of cold and painful years.

>> No.596740

>>596702
Floating through space forever. I actually like the sound of that.

>> No.596733

Sleep.

>> No.596744

Cars.

>> No.596747

>>596702

Cars?

>> No.596754

>>595696

I'd do whatever the fuck I want that's what! It's so hard to decide....

>> No.596761

Climb mount Everest...
NAKED! XD

>> No.596773

>>596761
Nobody said your penis was immortal. Enjoy your frostbite stub.

>> No.596784

Assuming by immortal OP means unable to die in any way, I would do whatever the hell I felt like doing.

>> No.596813

>>596784
You'd better develop some Touhou-style HAX-magic first, if you don't want to be floating in absolute nothingness during the final forever of the universe's ultimate heat death.

Kaguya's power is actually pretty suited to countering that, actually.

>> No.596814

>>596619
Supernova? Not our Sun.

>> No.596817
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596817

Hook up with Tsugumi.

Become wizened world-weary traveler/ronin/vagabond/whatever.

>> No.596836

>>596814
Look, fine, I know that, I was being sloppy as far as science goes; the point is that eventually it is all going to dissipate.

>> No.596889

I would MAKE SCIENCE until I could make something even more powerful than I am. Then with my master race of machine gods, we would probe the depths of the universe FOR KNOWLEDGE.

>> No.596913

>>596836
Yeah, I was just being a dick for fun.

>> No.596936

Become a religious figure, with whatever I say supported by my undeniable immortality. Once I've amassed enough followers I overthrow the governments of the world, even if it takes a few lifetimes. If faster than light travel hasn't been invented by the time I'm done conquering I devote obscene resources towards making it a reality. I then begin to conquer the stars, forming the Imperium of man, ruled by their immortal God-Emperor.

>> No.596950

Work up enough money to buy 4chan and then get rid of all the terrible posters.

>> No.596963

I'd probably take a thousand dollars, and put it in one of those high-return trusts or whatever they're called. Then, when that one's served it's time, take the earnings and reinvest. I'd get rich eventually.

>> No.597034

I would hunt down and kill all the other highlanders FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

>> No.597123
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>>596649
It's more likely than you think.

>> No.599136

>>595780

The only best answer I've seen so far.

>> No.599184

Find a cure for immortality so I can use it when Apocalypse occurs.

>> No.599218

1. I would move to Japan
2. overthrow the government
3. make censorship illegal
4. learn to fly a plane
5. and go join Al Queda
6. fly a plane into the white House
7. run around on a gunning spree
8. then rule the universe.
9. ??????
10. PROFIT!!!

>> No.599225

>>596817
>Become wizened world-weary traveler.
This. I'd go around helping people.

>> No.599230

>>599218
Reported. To the FBI.

>> No.599236

>>599184
Fucking pussy.

>> No.599260

>>599218
>make censorship illegal

Underage b&

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