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[Anonymous No.]

Why is Eva so good at making children fat?

[Anonymous No.]

FAT
FAT
FAT

[fat george No.]

It is Hideyoshi's doing.

[A Certain Magical !HOMOfybeOY No.]

His husband is fat

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Because she's a witch like in that book about the german kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948139
Ange is fat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948129

Because her "giant tits" gene apparently manifests in men as a "giant lardass" gene

>>5948160

Fuck your shit, she is shapely

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948281

I wish I could eat what Eva's been eating to maintain that figure,and i'm a man. Really now, imagine how loose she must be at that point time.

Now imagine how loose Rosa would be at that point in time if she had survived Rokkenjima

[Anonymous No.]

OMFG, maybe beato is actually their REAL MOM! cause they sure have her boobs, just E&R.

Regarding FAT FAT, don't blame eva she's a good mom.

[Anonymous No.]

actually we should change this thread to BEST MOM EVAR argument. Cause EVA is clearly the superior mom!

Also about boobies, i like those

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Eva so good at teaching her children martial arts and important life skills? Eva is a model to all women.
Natsuhi: moe, but stupid, terrible abusive mother, created Yasu
Kyrie: wants to bathe in a golden bath full of her children's blood
Rosa: abusive mother who raises her daughter to be autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948748
Wise bro is wise.
roles have clearly been divided as such
fuck waifu
GOOD kyrie/rosa Eva/Natshi
LESS GOOD Eva/Natshi kyrie/rosa

[Anonymous No.]

Eva's first thought when she found the gold was how it would improve her son's life. Kyrie's first thought was to kill everyone so she could have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948281
>shapely

[Anonymous No.]

So is Eva the only normal mom in ushiromiya?
kryie crazy,
natushi weak, can't bear kids can't stand them
rosa slut<may just horny>, irresponsible,

[Anonymous No.]

OHHHH!!!!! IF ONLY JOJI WASN'T A FAT HENTAI THEN ROSA WOULD BE BEST MOM EVAR

captcha feation titivans

[Minato Arisato !c4.MXvMVO2 No.]

>>5948815
Ha! Kyrie is the only one lucky enough not to have that crazy-ass Ushiromiya blood in her out of the four mothers. Eva has an inferiority complex so large that , Natsuhi loses her shit over any little thing and has the foresight of a goldfish, and finally Rosa...well, BEST MOM EVER aside, she's a total bitch with commitment issues.

Oh, how happy I was in the fourth game those three got skewered post haste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948857
SEE EP7

[Anonymous No.]

only reason rosa isn't really the BEST MOM she can be, she was tricked by some dude

she doesn't give a shit about the family's honor too much eva, natsuhi

that leaves kyrie who was in the same boat as her but you see how that turns out

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948905
If Rosa didn't want Maria why didn't she just have an abortion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948815
There are no normal people on Rokkenjima. If you've gotten this far and not figured that out yet, I feel sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948925

thats the thing, she loves maria but goddamn if you aren't stressed with an autistic child with no one else to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948905
PSH if some dumb fuck left eva, she would have handled it, unlike like how kyrie handled it, only rosa is weak sauce.

EXCEPT MUSOU ROSA, SHE SHOULD BE LIKE THAT ALWAYS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948857
>Kyrie is the only one lucky enough not to have that crazy-ass Ushiromiya blood in her out of the four mothers.

AHAHAHA OH WOW.

Thanks for the laugh, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5948937

That's the most painful part of Rosa and Maria's relationship to me. Deep inside, Rosa really does love Maria, but she is just so bad at showing it ;_;