/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /jp/:
I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Touhou about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until I played every game.
Then I played them again.. and again.. and again.. I found myself checking out Orin every spell card she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Orin.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Orin. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Orin everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Orin dolls. Orin is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Orin. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Orin. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose otaku board. You definitely must know a way to help Orin break free from behind her glass prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932602
lol, thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Orin is nice, isn't she? I want to cum all over her.

I recommend drugs or lucid dreaming, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

All in the span of a month huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Lucid dreaming is the way to go, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Person falling in love with Orin due to playing the game.
Too obvious, anyone who's played that game hates her. IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones

Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

There's just something about Orin. The more I look at her, the more I find myself liking her.

Every time I see an image of her, I feel as if she's slowly but surely becoming my favorite Touhou. Something about her is just so... alluring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932649
I don't understand. The only easier stage 5 boss is Sanae.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

Her name is Rin Kaenbyou, not Orin.

[Anonymous No.]

To make your waifu real, you must first invent the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch the fluff or stroke her gigantic cat ears. What's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932701
It's Kaenbyou Rin, if we're going to be nitpicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932602
>My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice

[Anonymous No.]

>began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Orin everywhere.
Yeah? Picture of your room with time stamp bitch.

We know you lied.

[Anonymous No.]

Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932649
Her theme is really cool and you can bomb her entire fight, you replenish everything without even having to die.

Satori is the bad one with her bullshit impossible noncards when you're playing Marisa.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>5932743
Oh god, thanks for noticing. I was starting to think this board didn't know about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>I found myself checking out Orin every spell card she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Orin.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Orin. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Orin everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Orin dolls. Orin is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
>My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones

What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932785
Didn't know about what?
Did I miss a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932815
Apparently I suck at greentext and checking the other comments before I post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932829

This is altered pasta about Osaka from fucking ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

7.5/10*

[Anonymous No.]

>>5932764
Which Marisa? I played with Marisa B for the first time the other day, and even though I failed miserably, I cleared Satori without even having to bomb. It was a lot easier than with Reimu A or B, at least.