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So i heard you guys want a Touhou movie? I already got the funds collected and am ready to go! And i have a great idea, there need to be more guys and let's just move it to america instead.

>> No.5882140

THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME

>> No.5882138
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My mind can't even begin to comprehend this possibility.

>> No.5882144

Do it faggot.
Anything that turns people off to touhou is fine by me.

>> No.5882147

>Oh! a non touhou related photo
>Lets read the post...
>Fuck...

>> No.5882148

And then they have guns and will gamble in Reno because Vegas is too expensive and then their casino gets terrorist attacked and then man reimu goes to danmaku and marisa is just like, whoah dude, you'renot the only dude here to be duding it up and then they fuck shit up and then they have gay sex with nitori and koakuma. Just because.

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>>5882148
Verdammt. That sounds good, want a job on my set?
But we need more Aliens, so why not do some kind of War of the worlds.

>> No.5882183

>>5882166
War of the...moon?

>> No.5882213
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5882213

For a second there, I thought that was Dunga.

>> No.5882229

And then suddenly, eight legged moon creatures! They shoot bullets everywhere, even lasers! How could man not have known there was an alien moon base on the moon! And then reimu and marisa man the fuck up and blast that shit into hell. And then they see that the alien moon base moon creatures aren't actually the alien moon base moon creatures everybody knew about but they were actually sanae and she is shooting cum and then reimu and marisa start suckin that cum out of sanae's cunt and when she's all dry and dead marisa and reimu go snowballing all night long.

>> No.5882267

How about they go back in time to fight vampires? Sakuya could pull some time reversal ability and bring Reimu to fight Remilia and Flandre and it could all take place at the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Or entirely at a rave outside the mansion.

>> No.5882268
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Reimu played by Jeff Bridges
Yukari played by Christopher Walken
Marisa played by Rob Schneider
Sakuya played by Will Smith
Remilia played by Danny DeVito
Meiling played by Arnold Schwartzenegger

>> No.5882279

>>5882268
I'd watch this

>> No.5882285

>>5882268
You forgot about Cirno being played by George Clooney.

>> No.5882287

Miranda Cosgrove as Reimu
Miley Cyrus as Marisa
Oprah as Letty

>> No.5882294

>>5882268
>Remilia played by Danny DeVito
I (fortunately?) can only see Danny doing his Frank character as her, I can't tell if that's bad.

>> No.5882307

FRANK SINATRA AS MYSTIA

>> No.5882311

And now in movie news, universally reviled director Uwe Boll attempts to assure fans that his upcoming Touhou movie will be more authentic to the source material than any movie he's made so far as he reveals the movie soundtrack will be done entirely by popular amateur music circle IOSYS.

>> No.5882329

>>5882285
YOU FORGOT ABOUT MATT DAMON AS DAIYOUSEI.

>> No.5882336

>>5882287

I know the last two
but who is Miranda Cosgrove?

>> No.5882343

Kanako played by Al Pacino
Suwako played by Robin Williams
Sanae played by Bruce Willis
Aya played by Steve Buscemi
Suika played by John Travolta
Tenshi played by Catherine Zeta Jones

>> No.5882349

>Kanako played by Al Pacino
>Suwako played by Robin Williams
>Sanae played by Bruce Willis

FUCKING FUND IT

>> No.5882354

Tim Curry as Remilia Scarlet

>> No.5882356

>>5882349
EVERYONE PITCH IN A COUPLE OF DOLLARS

>> No.5882357

>>5882311
Border of Extacy plays in every scene

including the car chase between Rumia, Cirno, Daiyousei, Wriggle, Mystia, and Remilia, Sakuya, Koakuma and Hong

>> No.5882371

>>5882285
>>5882268
>>5882307
>>5882343
>>5882329
LET'S FUCKING FUND THIS CAST. WE MUST HAVE IT. IT CAN AND WILL BE DONE IN THE NAME OF ZUN.

>> No.5882376
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Also,
Byakuren played by Mel Gibson
Okuu played by Jack Nicholson
Satori played by Nicolas Cage
Koishi played by John Cleese

>> No.5882378
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Is there enough space for this guy too? He shouldn't be missing the Touhou Movie, i mean with Aliens and invasions.

>> No.5882385
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Oh, and Giant Catfish voiced by Sean Connery.

>> No.5882403

Wriggle will be played by Steven Segal.

>> No.5882472

Endearing Male Protagonist Flandre Scarlet played by Shia Labeouf

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