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What's your penis size, /jp/?

>> No.5875279

>>5875255

>> No.5875283

I've never understood how to measure, exactly. Am I supposed to push the ruler into the fat at the base of my penis? Layed along my dick, my penis measures 7 inces and if I push it in, then it's 8 inches. My girth is about 6 inches in circumference.

>> No.5875299

Penis size means nothing. Why don't we talk about something far more manly, like ejaculation distance?

>> No.5875298

Op picture is about right for me.

>> No.5875307

>>5875283
You measure from the base of your penis from the top. No pushing at all. Just have the top of the measuring tap or whatever rest there.

>> No.5875315

>>5875271
I'm a pure, real, and cute little girl, so i don't have a penis.

>> No.5875319

>>5875299
Hello, >>5875283 here. I used to masturbate for the simple reason of seeing how far semen would shoot out of my penis. I didn't really care about the pleasure. I loved just knowing that I was masturbating. I liked feeling my penis twitch and throb as I edged. When I finally let loose I was able to regularly shoot a little over a foot (18 inches). With training I'm sure I could make myself shoot two feet.

>> No.5875323

>>5875315
So you have a disgusting bloody cunt, okay.

>> No.5875336
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>>5875323
H-How rude !

>> No.5875340

>>5875336
Did you want to add smelly to the list too?

>> No.5875341

>>5875319
Hah, you're smalltime. I have absolutely no training, and yesterday, while fapping to that taco girl from the lesbian moejong show, I was standing right next to the foot end of a mattress and hit like 3 cm off the head end, making the distance roughly 2 m (total length of the mattress).

>> No.5875346

>>5875315
how big does a man have to be to satisfy you?

>> No.5875350

>>5875341
You jerked your penis with your hand. That doesn't count

>> No.5875353

>>5875271
Source?

>> No.5875352

>>5875346

Pure implies no sexual encounters, so I doubt she'd be aware of it for sure.

>> No.5875351

>>5875336
>rude
you're on /jp/

>> No.5875358

>>5875271
3 inches.

From the ground!

but I'm only 1 foot tall ;_;

>> No.5875367

>>5875350
But I can't get an anal orgasm no matter how much I try.

>> No.5875368

>>5875352
they all say that they are pure. But that is bullshit. Fucking starts with 12 these days.

>> No.5875373

>>5875358
>but I'm only 1 foot tall ;_;

Dude, you're like the smallest person I've ever known!

>> No.5875376

>>5875373


dude

duuuuude


DUDE.

wow, dude.

dude.

wow.

>> No.5875379

>>5875341
I'm new to the whole shooting thing. Only recently have I discovered that I'm ejaculating with more force. When I was younger it would always just dribble out. I'm not complaining. I like seeing the semen shoot out in spurts.

>> No.5875387

>>5875350

I've shot so goddamn hard that I'm sure it would have gone at least 4-5 meters. It slammed against the toilet lid (I missed the bowl) and bounced off and made a huge mess. But my size is average at best.

>> No.5875393

>>5875379
My black chair always gets most of it. And the floor.
Strange thinge is, it used to be black. Years of fapping on it must have taken a toll.

>> No.5875397

Hey /jp/ bros, can anyone give source?

>> No.5875399

I have a normal Asian size cock. Unfortunately I am not Asian.

>> No.5875401

>>5875387
The official record for an ejaculation distance is 12 feet. Someone from /jp/ should break it.

>> No.5875426

Bump for source.

>> No.5875425

>>5875401

That would be easy to beat if we all saved up and edged for about 4-5 hours. I always get bored around 3 when trying for a great one and I end up wishing I went a bit more to make it better.

>> No.5875430

>>5875271
No one ask but... Shouldn't you post the sauce?

>> No.5875433

>>5875425
Speaking of setting the record, how would it be verified? Would people have to watch you masturbate? It seems like after a bit of edging all inhibitions go away, but I don't know if I could get over that hump.

>> No.5875437

>>5875376
Don't make fun of me, you.

>> No.5875445

>>5875430
[John K Pe-ta] Geki!! Monzetsu

>> No.5875448

>>5875425
Edging won't change too much, you need to have a natural talent for it already. Some people will just dribble a little no matter how hard they try.

>> No.5875453
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5875453

silly men
my orgasms last usually 15seconds+ and feel fucking amazing every time
- femanon

>> No.5875455

>>5875271
I love how she's wondering if she can take the whole thing

>> No.5875466

>>5875448
I was thinking more of the mentality of it. You wouldn't feel weirded out with some random group of people looking at your dick? I know I would if I weren't aroused and already masturbating. If I had been masturbating for a while and someone saw me, I think that it would just turn me on more.

>> No.5875469

>>5875445
> John K

So it ends with the girl getting her womb blasted full of semen until shes overflowing?

>> No.5875481

>>5875469

You forgot to add that the guy's penis is punching her womb up against her stomach, compressing it so hard that her lunch is rushing up and out of her mouth and nose. Oh, and she's usually pissing herself as well.

Classic John K.

>> No.5875483

>>5875469
Good stuff.

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>>5875481
>>5875483

>> No.5875490

>>5875481
what's your size, nigger?

>> No.5875492

>>5875271
If you have to know... 15.1 cm

Am I proud of it? Nope
Would I like a bigger one? Yes
Do I actually care? No because I'll never need to pleasure anyone else.

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5875505

（　´_ゝ`）

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5875509

>>5875505
>>>/d/

>> No.5875510

I've been doing pelvic base exercises for a month and my boner has become like some sort of moon cannon

>> No.5875511

>>5875448
>Edging won't change too much
Yes it will.
Also, length doesn't matter as much as girth for women; for men it's the opposite.

>> No.5875517

>>5875492
That's smalltime.

6.3 inches here.

>> No.5875522

7.8 inches from base, 5.5 around

>> No.5875526

>>5875517
It is small time isn't it?

Oh well like I said no need for anything big, it's not like I'll get any 3D girls. I'm to picky.

>> No.5875533

I only fuck batshit insane maladjusted fujoshi, sorry ladies.

>> No.5875537

>>5875526
I understand. I wish I had a smaller penis so I could fit into panties.

>> No.5875560

>>5875533
Oh dayum, what will I do.......

>> No.5875581

ITT everyone has 8-9 inches cock.

>> No.5875584

Just under 5 inches.

>> No.5875595
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>> No.5876000

I don't know, I never measured it because I'm not an insecure faggot.

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