Awesome user of creation magic. Ultimate creator of Sakutaro. Takes revenge on her own mother. If only her momma treated her better. So what if she goes "Uuu~ Uuu~"? Maria will be the most powerful witch.

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Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:02:22 2010 No.5831510 [Reply] [Original]

Awesome user of creation magic.
Ultimate creator of Sakutaro.
Takes revenge on her own mother.
If only her momma treated her better.
So what if she goes "Uuu~ Uuu~"?
Maria will be the most powerful witch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:05:22 2010 No.5831524 to bad magic in umineko is the equivalent of being delusional and/or a fantasy writer if your considered a 'creator'

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:05:22 2010 No.5831525 >He still believes in fantasy bullshit. Another faggot who doesn't understand shit about Umineko. Oh and R07 hates you.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:25:22 2010 No.5831603 File: 298 KB, 500x740, 6712129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:28:49 2010 No.5831626 >>5831524 Magical power in Umineko is proportional to how autistic you are. /jp/ is therefore full of witches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:29:22 2010 No.5831629 >>5831626 This is actually true. Surprising.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:31:22 2010 No.5831640 >>5831524 >>5831525 Enjoy never being happy, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:32:22 2010 No.5831643 File: 238 KB, 580x751, 1249281677310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To be kissed by Maria....

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:33:22 2010 No.5831652 File: 1.68 MB, 1000x1100, 7829212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Maria so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:33:22 2010 No.5831655 File: 197 KB, 600x600, 5810349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831643 You will never have tsundere loli poon jammed in your face

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:35:22 2010 No.5831669 >>5831655 Thankfully Ever had "poon jammed in your face"? It sucks.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:37:22 2010 No.5831684 File: 175 KB, 772x1082, adult maria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So if Battler and Maria survive EP7, will he eat her out as he promised in EP2?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:38:22 2010 No.5831689 File: 949 KB, 905x1280, 11235093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kiss my feet, furniture.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:38:22 2010 No.5831694 >>5831684 That would be an incestuous sexual act.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:42:22 2010 No.5831704 File: 84 KB, 346x435, 1247297252903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:43:22 2010 No.5831711 >>5831694 As if either of them cared about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:43:22 2010 No.5831712 >>5831694 So? Your point?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:45:22 2010 No.5831720 >>5831694 But they're cousins, and that's socially acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:48:22 2010 No.5831739 File: 80 KB, 580x595, a70d8da79320d6e09c9ccaae538be8be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At any rate Maria didn't quite grasp the meaning of being eaten in the adult sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:49:22 2010 No.5831747 not this shit again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:50:22 2010 No.5831749 File: 387 KB, 1890x1334, 200907192343341f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delicious Battler/Maria

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:50:22 2010 No.5831751 File: 69 KB, 600x800, 1240299463389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831712 >>5831720 lemme guess you live in Kentucky or somewhere near.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:51:22 2010 No.5831760 Growing up I had a young female cousin who had a huge crush on me. She now passionately denies it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:56:22 2010 No.5831785 File: 621 KB, 610x910, 9561956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831751 In Japan cousins marriying is acceptable.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:58:22 2010 No.5831800 File: 103 KB, 629x850, 79ca63521883ff092dc051d05c37b661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 12:59:22 2010 No.5831809 >>5831751 http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=facts I have no stance on the issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:02:22 2010 No.5831825 >>5831760 This is now because you're a fat, bearded otaku with a collection of body-pillows and posters of your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:02:22 2010 No.5831826 File: 159 KB, 700x913, 4313317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:03:22 2010 No.5831830 >>5831809 Stupid Americans.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:07:22 2010 No.5831866 Maria x Sakutaro OTP

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:08:22 2010 No.5831875 Obvious autism moe~

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:08:22 2010 No.5831878 I hope the remaining episodes have more Maria.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:10:22 2010 No.5831889 File: 237 KB, 880x880, 1258614527501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:11:22 2010 No.5831895 File: 63 KB, 472x567, 49766959a76720b0856fe972af9bdebd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831878 I'm hoping EP7 have some more Battler/Maria interactions. I miss that from EP1

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:11:22 2010 No.5831898 File: 158 KB, 500x699, 1279670561107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831866

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:11:22 2010 No.5831903 >>5831875 You said the "A" word.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:12:22 2010 No.5831907 >>5831898 lol that's messed up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:13:22 2010 No.5831912 File: 331 KB, 596x4932, mariacap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakutarou x Maria is inferior. I can't self-insert like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:13:22 2010 No.5831914 File: 46 KB, 480x640, 11892106_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Maria pairing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:13:22 2010 No.5831915 Sure is samefaggotry in here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:15:22 2010 No.5831927 File: 326 KB, 1119x903, 5975256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:18:22 2010 No.5831941 >>5831898 MAYBE A LITTLE TIME IN THE SEWING MACHINE WILL TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS, UUU~?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:23:22 2010 No.5831969 File: 73 KB, 848x480, image092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Breast sommelier.

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Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:26:22 2010 No.5831984
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A wesome user of creation magic.
U ltimate creator of Sakutaro.
T akes revenge on her own mother.
I f only her momma treated her better.
S o what if she goes "Uuu~ Uuu~"?
M aria will be the most powerful witch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:28:22 2010 No.5831996 File: 306 KB, 700x979, 3990254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:28:22 2010 No.5831998 File: 456 KB, 1200x1600, 5104020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5831984 I am not impressed, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:32:22 2010 No.5832019 File: 117 KB, 720x885, 1249679631299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:33:22 2010 No.5832030 >>5831684 Did he promise to eat her as a child, or when she grows up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:34:22 2010 No.5832037 File: 171 KB, 727x1000, 1247658860189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:37:22 2010 No.5832054 File: 69 KB, 656x516, 1248583542361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832030 He promised to do it when she's 19.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:38:22 2010 No.5832060 File: 67 KB, 600x397, 2b3b0edfdb558627d46872927ec164deddabed3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5832030 When she's 19 and legal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:40:22 2010 No.5832079 File: 98 KB, 327x700, 1249685181672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Sat Jul 31 13:42:22 2010 No.5832091 Autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 13:44:22 2010 No.5832094 File: 756 KB, 1052x744, 8027271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Trollkastel !!Dzu45XInYEy Sat Jul 31 19:55:22 2010 No.5834142 Where's that picture of Maria with the apple, in a bikini? That'd make anyone a lolicon.

>>	None !LAMbDA1WP2 Sat Jul 31 20:06:22 2010 No.5834226 File: 233 KB, 416x500, i'd her uuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834142

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Sat Jul 31 20:08:22 2010 No.5834233 >>5834142 She's grown up in that pic, so I don't think it'd make anyone a lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:09:22 2010 No.5834237 File: 451 KB, 1476x2492, moe 104707 umineko_no_naku_koro_ni ushiromiya_maria vector.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:09:22 2010 No.5834238 >>5831603 I just pictured Hizashi no Naka no Real with Maria and splooged.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:10:22 2010 No.5834243 File: 422 KB, 461x698, mariaswimsuit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:11:22 2010 No.5834247 >>5834238 Shit that would be hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:11:22 2010 No.5834249 File: 15 KB, 450x450, 1249681510099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Sat Jul 31 20:11:22 2010 No.5834251 File: 254 KB, 644x504, 1278957707665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834238 If you get caught you can blame it on the "black witch", brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:12:22 2010 No.5834257 >>5834243 look, it's card captor sakura

>>	None !LAMbDA1WP2 Sat Jul 31 20:12:22 2010 No.5834258 File: 214 KB, 450x600, maria52.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:15:22 2010 No.5834279 >>5834251 Yeah, and when she cums, she UUU-UUUs all over the place

>>	Trollkastel !!Dzu45XInYEy Sat Jul 31 20:15:22 2010 No.5834280 >>5834233 ... mind blown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:16:22 2010 No.5834282 File: 212 KB, 827x1169, 1098492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maria is OK, but I don't really like her outfit.

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Sat Jul 31 20:18:22 2010 No.5834299 File: 163 KB, 600x900, 8f74b3fe140c8ede5e96c7ff1f42f0feae7f6b22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834282 I hate the shoes. Why bright red? Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:19:22 2010 No.5834303 I want to slap her until her cheeks are rosy and then make sweet love to her. Imagine how beautiful she will look when she grows up.

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Sat Jul 31 20:20:22 2010 No.5834312 File: 8 KB, 239x216, 1251315435158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834303 >Imagine how beautiful she will look when she grows up. She's dead, jim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:22:22 2010 No.5834319 File: 236 KB, 800x1100, 6532019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834282 But the see-through fringe is love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:23:22 2010 No.5834329 File: 70 KB, 400x561, 44fefbe977e853c67e2f1e54228ccaae6ff9cbeb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:24:22 2010 No.5834337 File: 273 KB, 500x650, aa45c60a43091b22ce6f40d5bb4ed981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834312 Have some love nack. She might have lost a jaw and be alive. She cant Uuu~Uu~ anymore and lives happily with her mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 20:27:22 2010 No.5834358 File: 81 KB, 318x498, IMG_001069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never take Maria's envelope so she cutely paws all over you in an effort to retrieve it.

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Sat Jul 31 20:30:22 2010 No.5834375 File: 108 KB, 600x1018, Left-4-Dead-2-Spitter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5834337 Yeah, looking like a spitter. Great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 21:45:22 2010 No.5834939 File: 133 KB, 441x449, 11861818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 31 22:11:22 2010 No.5835094 >>5834237 That reminds me. Anyone got high-res shots of any of the other dakimura images?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 00:22:22 2010 No.5835888 File: 308 KB, 550x733, 10275667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 03:36:22 2010 No.5837195 File: 1.77 MB, 1783x2525, ce2a5ec7a6ec10b329a2a9f7443ad9e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5835094 Here you go

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:05:22 2010 No.5837272 >>5837195 Some one needs to go slap her shit, look at the mess on her fucking bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:08:22 2010 No.5837280 File: 205 KB, 450x600, 10638840.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837272 I would slap her shit if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:11:22 2010 No.5837285 It's kind if sad we don't get a sexy Maria dakimakura but everyone else who got a dakimakura does...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:11:22 2010 No.5837288 >>5837280 Maria is an annoying little girl. No one likes her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:12:22 2010 No.5837301 File: 160 KB, 550x660, 4c3c8a08c96e2407a12200d0b93316d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837288 I like her and so does Beatrice. Without love you cannot love her.

>>	Mirrored !EhE8ram93U Sun Aug 1 04:14:22 2010 No.5837314 >>5831898 That's fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:17:22 2010 No.5837327 File: 258 KB, 438x638, 9958972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837288 Alot of people likes Maria. Me included

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:23:22 2010 No.5837340 >>5837301 >>5837327 Adding a space between quotes does nothing to hide your samefaggotry.

>>	Trollkastel !!Dzu45XInYEy Sun Aug 1 04:33:22 2010 No.5837379 File: 255 KB, 786x397, maria.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5837327 I like Maria as well. Her EP4 parts were some of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:34:22 2010 No.5837383 testing captcha

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 04:35:22 2010 No.5837384 Is autism the moe-est mental condition?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 05:10:22 2010 No.5837481 File: 246 KB, 603x665, 6ab8eb33c9085b973dc9b1c28454146a9043520d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm probably one of the few people who loved the flashbacks in EP4 since we get to know more about Maria, Rosa and Ange

>>	Trollkastel !!Dzu45XInYEy Sun Aug 1 05:12:22 2010 No.5837486 >>5837481 You and me both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 05:31:22 2010 No.5837555 >>5837481 I liked it, too. But then again I also liked all that ShannonXGeorge bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:18:22 2010 No.5837956 File: 290 KB, 563x800, 3674929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to come inside of Maria!

Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:21:22 2010 No.5837978

>>5831510
>>5831984

A wesome user of creation magic.
U ltimate creator of Sakutaro.
T akes revenge on her own mother.
I f only her momma treated her better.
S o what if she goes "Uuu~ Uuu~"?
M aria will be the most powerful witch.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:23:22 2010 No.5838000 File: 90 KB, 450x500, 9719414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sex with Maria is the best sex!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:27:22 2010 No.5838024 Awesome user of creation magic. Ultimate creator of Sakutaro. Takes revenge on her own mother. If only her momma treated her better. So what if she goes "Uuu~ Uuu~"? Maria will be the most powerful witch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:28:22 2010 No.5838035 File: 343 KB, 450x600, 11042201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:29:22 2010 No.5838043 File: 109 KB, 450x900, 9278550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd replenish her mana is you know what I mean!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:44:22 2010 No.5838117 File: 149 KB, 400x400, 1956723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Flee !!i1wsTy++EEk Sun Aug 1 06:51:22 2010 No.5838164 File: 98 KB, 411x478, battler16a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838024 Pretty good. Nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 06:56:22 2010 No.5838191 Oh god, I want to have sex with Maria. It'd be the best! She'd go Uuu- every time I push it inside her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:13:22 2010 No.5838296 File: 170 KB, 600x800, 6bdbfd120b461d5d3cb8d65cab619d2c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maria and Battler should hitch up in the end, It would be perfect!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:19:22 2010 No.5838322 File: 22 KB, 183x169, angegoogles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838296 Not if Ange can help it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:38:22 2010 No.5838394 >>5838322 Shouldn't she show respect to her elders? What could Ange ever do to Maria one--chan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:54:22 2010 No.5838437 File: 152 KB, 489x570, 3cbc06f5b7d13c63bb5b99ed93d0e564.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838322 Battler still needs to 'eat' Maria and fill up her chest when Maria grows older. Ange has Juuza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:55:22 2010 No.5838439 >>5838437 If Battler comes back then Ange never has Juuza. How can you support her beloved Onii-chan being NTR'd?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:56:22 2010 No.5838441 >>5838437 >Ange has Juuza. Ange-sama is too classy for him

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:56:22 2010 No.5838442 >>5838437 By the time Maria is old enough she probably had sex with dozens of guys. What do you think happens with a girl that gets left alone all the time and hit and abused by her mother and has no father figure? Yep, exactly that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:57:22 2010 No.5838448 Can't Battler just deny that Ange ever had sex with anyone and restore her virginity?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 07:59:22 2010 No.5838459 >>5838437 But Juuza kills Ange, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:00:22 2010 No.5838460 >>5838448 Ange being a virgin is a proven fact

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:01:22 2010 No.5838462 >>5838459 ;_;...honto!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:03:22 2010 No.5838466 File: 108 KB, 470x560, 83cd4eeb776b00f4a3b26aefa6d6503607246ba4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838442 Maybe Battler should start 'getting along' with Maria while she's young and pure

Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:03:22 2010 No.5838467

>>5838462
Not quite. He doesn't kill her, but he is supposed to let the suits kill her while he kills the suits. Since he kills all the suits before they can even shoot her, he might have had a changed of heart and disobeyed Okonogi because he fell in love with her.

But then Kasumi shoots her anyway, bet he wasn't expecting that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:04:22 2010 No.5838470 File: 153 KB, 848x1920, 1252313675878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838466 This.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:05:22 2010 No.5838473 >>5838467 >Kasumi shoots her anyway, bet he wasn't expecting that But she was killed before the bullet it Ange

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:08:22 2010 No.5838481 >>5838473 He probably didn't expect Kasumi herself to be a danger and was reloading. There was no reason to kill all the suits hastily because he couldn't be sure what Kasumi would do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:11:22 2010 No.5838489 >>5838466 His family will fucking kill him if he did. Rosa would come down on him like the fist of god on an ant. The only chance i see is if the whole family is killed and he finds the gold so he can take care of Maria.

Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:12:22 2010 No.5838490

>>5838467
He wasn't "supposed to" anything. He could do as he please, Okonogi just suggested the way to keep his hands clean. And he must kill Kasumi either, so there's no reason for him not to expect something from her. Whether he shot Ange or not is debatable, but ep4 magic scene result shows that he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:15:22 2010 No.5838499 >>5838490 Right, but Kasumi is just some middle-aged woman. He could have thought he could easily deal with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:17:22 2010 No.5838506 File: 362 KB, 600x780, sisters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838499 She was pretty hot for a middle-aged woman though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:25:22 2010 No.5838519 >>5838506 Kyrie and Kasumi remind me of Shion and Mion

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:30:22 2010 No.5838535 File: 192 KB, 600x480, 11550865_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838519 Except both Kyrie ans Kasumi have virtually no love for each other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:34:22 2010 No.5838551 File: 401 KB, 480x640, 10025596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] back to Maria~

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:36:22 2010 No.5838556 File: 39 KB, 500x750, 8298493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ofcourse we should not forget that this is a Maria thread!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:39:22 2010 No.5838567 File: 189 KB, 660x792, 8778284_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:40:22 2010 No.5838568 File: 232 KB, 704x400, angry rosa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I hear Uu~ one more time...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:41:22 2010 No.5838576 File: 308 KB, 950x698, 9912135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:46:22 2010 No.5838586 File: 1.38 MB, 1500x2126, 8587746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838568 UU~! UU~! BLACK WITCH GO AWAY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:53:22 2010 No.5838606 File: 211 KB, 650x366, STFU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838586

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:56:22 2010 No.5838615 File: 364 KB, 1101x759, 9290608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838606 Problem Rosa?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 08:59:22 2010 No.5838623 >>5838615 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhJR6swmTU

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 09:00:22 2010 No.5838625 >>5838000 >>5838035 Damn it you guys, don't make me fap.

>>	Trollkastel !!Dzu45XInYEy Sun Aug 1 09:05:22 2010 No.5838642 >>5838000 ... Why do I see steam by Battler's cock?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 09:14:22 2010 No.5838670 >>5838642 He's the type of guy who has a steamy cock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 09:28:22 2010 No.5838707 File: 1.06 MB, 1030x1500, Page 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5838623 DIE! BLACK WITCH!!!

Anonymous Sun Aug 1 09:32:22 2010 No.5838719
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The "witch" of origins is nothing more than an abused child who formed a friendship with a delusional maid, a friendship which resulted in her death. The only thing she created were the letters from Rokkenjima, and those were only in her name.

She's dead Dave. Everyone's dead, Dave. Magic is horseshit, sure, it can be good for hiding candy and what not, but in this series "magic" is what caused everyone to die horrible, horrible deaths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 09:42:22 2010 No.5838749 >>5838719 Magic caused her to live a happy life. Death is horseshit. You'll die no matter what, sooner or later. The difference is the way you live before that, and here's where magic is useful.

Anonymous Sun Aug 1 09:47:22 2010 No.5838766
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>>5838749
You'll die sooner or later? True, but later rather than sooner, even more so if you are a young child. What Maria really wanted was for her mother to love her, something that she never could actually obtain by dying. And indeed, with Sakutarou being on the island, Maria and Rosa may have reconciled, the possibility was there. But it was shattered because of "magic", because of the murderer's actions. To deny reality itself is to deny true happiness.

Honestly, escapism to the degree Maria and the murderer suffered at their later moments in life is not a good thing in Umineko, Ange's future showed how it shattered lifes and made tons of people miserable.

Anonymous Sun Aug 1 10:03:22 2010 No.5838806

>>5838766
'Later' not really better than 'sooner', if your life is shit. The reality is that her mother hated her, but with magic she was able to love her no matter what and actually be happy.
Ah, and true happiness doesn't exist in reality at all, because reality is flawed in many different ways. Happiness can only be obtained by using different quantities of escapism and distracting yourself away from reality. The shittier the life, the more it's needed. If your life is good, you can use "light" distractors, like hobbies or something, and if it's shit you'll need something better.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 1 20:07:22 2010 No.5842322 >>5838806 Your life doesn't end at 9 for fuck sake, lots of people had shitty childhood yet managed to have a healty adulthood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 04:02:22 2010 No.5844816 >>5842322 It doesn't matter when your life ends. It doesn't matter what you do or don't do in it, because you'll die regardless and nothing will be left. The goal is just to enjoy life, no matter how long or short it is. "Healthy" doesn't mean "happy".

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