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[Anonymous No.]

I AM evil! Stop laughing!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nibble on those ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831188
NO U

[Anonymous No.]

I AM evil! Stop fapping!

[Kyonko !!afQcFkgNUTt No.]

>>5831188
Me too!

Shall we hold her down and have an ear apiece?

[Anonymous No.]

you're a JOKE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831197
Them warheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831215
I'd show Caster my warhead, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831215
Those are nukes.rika.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831188
>>5831198
How could you do such a thing!

[Anonymous No.]

[Damn People !!qtt/pFzeIr0 No.]

>>5831188
You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831511
Caster edition is the best edition

[Anonymous No.]

>I AM evil! Stop laughing!

Fuck you, Veigar. You are shit alone and a massive lane hog, but create such infuriating team combos.

Just played against Morgana, Janna, Veigar, Xin and Alistar. With Veigar's new range increase on his EH, he can stun the whole team long enough to watch us all get hit with endless CC and die to 6 AoE spells/focus. Banshee's and Merc treads didn't mean shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831566
Against a team with that many AOE's you were fucked if you grouped up anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831596

We had Aura Taric and Kayle. Not grouping wasn't an option.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was a Caster route

[Damn People !!qtt/pFzeIr0 No.]

>>5831770
If Nasu had written it so that you coul have Shirou choose other servants. The game would probably be way to epic and would have taken much longer to come out

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>caster
>evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832236

[Damn People !!qtt/pFzeIr0 No.]

And on the topic of Caster being evil. Yeah she really isn't evil compared to others in FSN, just maliciously motivated. But considering her whole "kill off the town" thing, I still wonder how to classify her.

Other type-moon villains

Roa - Just curious (nerd), went crazy
Kirei - just depressed
Fujino/Fujou - in despair
Lio - just annoyed and cannibalistic
Kouma - just doing what he wants
Gilgamesh - just being the ideal hero archtype
Souren - wants to find hope in humanity
Zouken - uh....overly nostalgic
Shinji/Alba - just bitches with inferiority complexes

funniest captcha yet: realms screeeam

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832339
The least evil villain is Wallachia. He saw the inevitable doom of humans and went insane from it, yet the fucker is still working for the common good of humanity (basically his plan was to mess with his timeline so bad that the unavoidable catastrophe that makes humanity extinct in the future doesn't happen)

[Damn People !!qtt/pFzeIr0 No.]

>>5832486

That is interesting. I haven't played Melty Blood yet.

But one more addition to the "evil but has humanity" is always good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fate/Stay Night
great mid-antagonist, great plot device to show how a Caster with enough mana could rock your shit by keeping 3-4 servants supplied
>Hollow Ataraxia/Fanon
jealous wife with cosplay fetish moe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832339
She's evil purely on the basis that without the corruption of the grail, there would be no way that she'd ever get summoned normally.

That said, I'd put her in the same boat as Rider, in that her ethics are pretty much related to the master she has. Had she stuck with her original master, she could've been a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832505
>jealous wife with cosplay fetish moe~

Cosplay fetish is the best fetish

[Anonymous No.]

1167 Caster picks up a strange habit: fondling their balls/breasts in public, deliberately in front of bar-maids.
1168 Caster picks up a strange habit: slapping themselves in the head whenver they say the word 'the.'
1169 Caster picks up a strange habit: picking their ass in their spare time in the evening.
1170 Caster picks up a strange habit: speaking to walls in public places as if their lover.
1171 Caster picks up a strange habit: mooning everyone that has a Charisma of 120 or better.
1172 Caster picks up a strange habit: violent eye-twitching all day, everyday.
1173 Caster picks up a strange habit: eating a mouthful of dirt immediately after hearing the word 'hello.'
1174 Caster picks up a strange habit: humping inanimate objects in public places after in the afternoon.
1175 Caster picks up a strange habit: exposing themselves to people who mention money at all.
1176 Caster picks up a strange habit: self-induced vomiting in times of financial crisis.
1177 Caster picks up a strange habit: yelling at their left hand in any tavern.
1178 Caster picks up a strange habit: slapping their own ass as if swatting a fly.
1179 Caster picks up a strange habit: "Riding the Bull" during battle.
1180 Caster picks up a strange habit: screaming at their weapon if they miss.
1181 Caster picks up a strange habit: purposely twicthing their entire head and arms while in town.
1182 Caster picks up a strange habit: tripping themselves constantly in residential areas for attention.
1183 Caster picks up a strange habit: speak backwards in an attempt to impress women with Charisma 120+.
1184 Caster picks up a strange habit: screaming at random males "I can smell your balls!"
1185 Caster picks up a strange habit: screaming at random females "I can smell your cunt!"
1186 Caster picks up a strange habit: humping church stairs whenever encountered.
1187 Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832622

wat?

Also Medea,Tamano was eviler than you and she did nothing but try to ride her Masters penis,on a daily fucking basis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832622
Never change FATAL

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

>>5832662
At least neither of them are Daji tier.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5832662

Tamano who?

Tamamo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832815

Tamano
Tamamo
Tombamo
Tachikoma
Tachibana
Tomato

Let's just officially call her the "Superior Caster" in order to avoid confusion.

>>5832680

What the shit is FATAL? Fatal/Fake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832870
Isn't she Kohaku ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832870
>"Superior Caster"
>Implying Medea is not the best caster

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832870
>Let's just officially call her the "Superior Caster" in order to avoid confusion.
her official nickname is "kyasko"/ "casko", with the "ko" being the kanji for kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832905

>Implying that Superior Caster is not the Superior Caster

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832870
F.A.T.A.L. is a TRPG about rape. It is the worst /tg/-related thing in the history of the universe.

F.A.T.A.L. is notorious for its absurd rules, such as rolling for anal circumference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832992

>rape

I was sold right there,Links where?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Tamano superior? And I hear she's into trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833020
http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/FATALReviewRebuttal

All you will need to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833020
It's probably on /rs/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833020
It's on >>>/rs/

[Anonymous No.]

Best Caster

[Keeper of !SajuukntOY No.]

>F.A.T.A.L. is notorious for its absurd rules, such as rolling for anal circumference.

I DO hope π is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833020
Enjoy spending 5 hours trying to create a character.

You can't even play F.A.T.A.L. for fun, it's that horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

So, is this a FATAL thread now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833178

Goddamnit /tg/, no, we don't want FATAL either!

[Anonymous No.]

Anything but FATAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833215
Well, I don't remember /tg/ ever asking for Touhou.

In b4 pic related

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

>>5831188
How come Caster elf-ears are loved, but poor Ayaya gets so much hate for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833420
Maybe because one of them is a SLUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833420
Because Caster has always had elf ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>5832509
>She's evil purely on the basis that without the corruption of the grail, there would be no way that she'd ever get summoned normally.

Thats only because of the historic/mythical interpretation. I think the corruption just allows the grail just opens the interpretation of hero abit.

To me she's practically a tragic heroine even after she tried to kill Thesus (and this was waaay before I knew I even knew what moe was or that Medea was gonna play any significant role in fiction aside from the original myth).

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833501
Oh, REALLY?

[☆CINERIA☆ !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>5833420

Elf ears are always delicious.

God I want to bite them so much ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833570
I think she's considered a tragic heroine even in myth; she certainly didn't deserve all the shit that happened to her. But she certainly isn't a traditional hero which is why she came out of the corrupted grail, like rider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833583
Caster is Asian, that's why she has elf ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833615
But shes Greek

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833626
Greek is West Asian

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833651
But yet Turkey is in europe now

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833651

Kaigen approves

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5833576
the fuck

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5833576
>caster develops a foot fetish
<good>

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833134

Oh god you werent kidding

>Hymen Resistance: 43

I need to keep rerolling this untill I get the highest possible Hymen Rating. That way only Excalibur will be able to break through it.

[Hype-Moon No.]

Caster is also a Touhou.

Fate/Unlimited Codes says so

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833749
But she doesnt have a silly hat!

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5833772
She has a hood though.

[Hype-Moon No.]

>>5833772
She has a hood like Ichirin and Elf Ears like Parsee.

So she's like a DOUBLE TOUHOU

[Anonymous No.]

She has a very nice cloak

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has not gone in the direction I intended at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833178

Might as well be

How the fuck does this game work? I dont even know what I just read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833919
>The vagina and anus become one

What the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.]

"All dwarves have the ability to shapeshift. However, they may only shapeshift into the following creatures: butterfly, chipmunk, owl. "
"Because their diet consists of fruit and vegetables, elves fart 3d10 times a day. "
"Those trolls thrash meat to tenderize it. A troll may do this for 1d100 minutes before it decides to feed. "
"Although hill trolls crave the cortex and the surrounding cerebrospinal fluid, they savor the taste of the limbic system, especially the amygdala, basal ganglia, and hippocampus. They always reject the thalamus, but devour the hypothalamus. When tasting the limbic system, hill trolls will be erect or wet with sexual excitement. "

Good heavens. Butterfly dwarves and zombie trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, if it isn't adult Len...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833974

You havent even seen the Crime and Punishment section either

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833035
>So, basically, FATAL is the date rape RPG.
>Another faulty conclusion drawn by Darren. Where is dating included?
This remains the most hilarious thing ever.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5833990
NO

NOT THE CROTCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833990

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833035
>About the picture of Mary, which is unavailable here, if anyone believes in immaculate conception, they're naive and primitive.

That's Lucia, you cur.

Also, the more I read this guy, the more I notice he's some sort of twisted, evil version of Toady.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5834034
Those dwarves sure love their hammers.

[Anonymous No.]

Player: Okay, the dark priest HAS to be down to his last few hit points. As I take my next strike, I'm gonna shout "This is for my brother! Eat testicle pubes and die, scrotum breath!"

Gamemaster: Now, hold on! I'm not sure you could get that entire sentence out before you hit. Oh, if only there was SOMETHING we could roll to see!
''Actually I believe what Sartin is looking for is Enunciation not Rhetorical Charisma. In this case if his Enunciation were not high enough he has the option of waiting to finish the sentence before striking.''

[Anonymous No.]

>>5833919
>Pregnancy Likelihood
>At best, a fertile woman has less than 1% chance of becoming pregnant by a fertile man with a high sperm count per completed intercourse.
Is this simply just them not wanting pregnancy in their sex fantasy game? Or is it really that hard in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

Female slaves sure have alot of career options in this game! Boy,there's literally no reason to choose a male is there?!

Oh god i'm only 300 pages in of reading this damn thing,why is this thing so Xbox huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834064
And what's with light elves and their "STARVE EVERYONE" policy? Even trespassing is punishable by starvation to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834034

I notice the dark elves' punishment section for incest is missing.

[Anonymous No.]

0999 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target enjoys it thoroughly.
1000 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target becomes a loyal henchman.
1001 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target bites caster’s cock, 2d4 dmg.
1002 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target laughs like madman and runs off.

[Keeper of !SajuukntOY No.]

>>5834154
What is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>A theif recognizes a theif, and a whore a whore.

This game really knows it's whores 101

>>5834154

>Target laughs like madman and runs off.

hahaohwow

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5834154
>1001 Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target bites caster’s cock, 2d4 dmg.
>caster's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>0152 Caster becomes a serial rapist.

Already there

[Anonymous No.]

At first I was going to bitch about why Urinating is a skill...But then I see this goddamned encyclopedia on sex skills

...I have no real reaction except

>Vaginal Soreness

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834154
Note that since you roll 2d1000 instead of 1d2000, the probability follows a slight bell curve centered on 1000.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834227
Reminds me of that doujin I read way back

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834203
>FURUM FUR COGNISCIT
>A thief recognizes a thief
>ET LUPUM LUPUS
I thought I knew what "lupus" meant...

CAPTCHA: Facta homes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834203

I wonder if Caster knows the bottom spell.

[Anonymous No.]

...I put on my Robe and Wizard hat and cast Develop Breast Lv5 to turn you into >DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834364
I wonder if caster has fruit growing out of her "dickhole/cuntpipe"[sic]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834403
Saber could use a couple of castings of that on her

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>5834431
That'd only be bothersome during battle.

Aerodynamic moe~

[☆CINERIA☆ !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Post the anal circumference chart, that's always good for a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

There were also some other spells that you could cast which would enable the Caster to make his/her target to Ejaculate Blood/Acid/Field and Poison. There was also one to cause an erection,one to swell a males balls to the point of pain,one that gives a Child a negative ailement before it's born and a spell that fucks up a woman Uterus.

Sure is some fun spells!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834474
See >>5833178

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834475
That would be a fun spell to cast on a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally out of the spell section,the last interesting I saw before this was one that has the target experience a Wet Dream. It goes on about seeping some Pre-cum and the user has a 1% chance of ejaculating during it.

...What were these people thinking when they made this 1003 page Ero Adventure?

[Anonymous No.]

>My face

...I dont have anything clever to say... Just read the rightmost one.

[☆CINERIA☆ !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>5834614

That guy is just, I don't even think FATAL sold at all, except to 14 year olds.

[Anonymous No.]

It just keeps going! Goddamn I wish Violated Heroine had these kind of sexual opportunities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834638
Oh god, that's just brilliant. A+

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834638
>Unethical Immoral
>always loyal
>Chaotic Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834797
> Named Chucky
STABBY TIME

[Anonymous No.]

I am starting to feel like i'm reading descriptions of items from a really perverted Dragon Quest gameThat I would normally fap furiously to

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834727
>Rapeseed of Raping

[Anonymous No.]

So many fucking condoms... On the following page after this(Page 773) which introduces Musical Instrument that's called the

"Horn of Horniness"

It makes everyone in the area(Or well,1d100 feet) stop whatever they were doing and begin to copulate. Everyone in the range must pass a Drive sub-ability check at TH 20 to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how the Pear of Pleasure says Orifice and just leaves the rest up to your fucking imagination... That wand sounds pretty nice too by the way if you're playing a Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834429
Where do I play this game

[Anonymous No.]

>Ravishing of

Quite the uh...Interesting weapon to have,reminds me of the living weapons from Elona...Kinda...Although I dont think those could fuck people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834972

Oh god,theres more, I didnt notice that. Well,enjoy your Sir Cockhammer guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834988

>If the victim does not ejaculate within the victim within the next day,then the possessor must repeatedly force this weapon into a random orfice of themselves until it ejaculates.

....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5834962

It's a Tabletop game so you need to get some friends togeather and....

Well...

Decipher this mess. Good luck with that if you want to attempt it.

Anywho I believe i've seen the worst of this game. Just another 100 pages,this took too fucking long.

[Anonymous No.]

>Caster hallucinates that a giant, UI, rabid hare Bugs is trying to rape her

Jesus,I can't even begin to imagine playing this game on drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5835109
That's the only time you should play it because it's also the only time you'll find any of it funny.

[☆CINERIA☆ !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>5835109

My servant has just been transformed into a giant penis.

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5835109
>Caster and Target forver believe that they are homosexual lovers

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>5837605
Best end

[Anonymous No.]

I like how they say the game doesn't revolve around sex but almost everyting in the book has to do with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5831197
Your evil only make me fap harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>I believe in giving details so here we go again. Imagine, if you will, fighting your way to the top of a tower where a female mage is attempting to cast the spell FATAL upon the world. Now when you get there you have the option of outright killing her. But there are so many options in FATAL one of which is trying to seduce her and make her break her concentration as a by-product. Now being a mage of high enough level to cast FATAL she obviously has high skill points in spell casting, familiarity. So in order to break her concentration you need to seduce her AND roll a high enough sexual adeptness check to be considered exceptional (80 or higher). In order to do this it would help to have high Facial Charisma and Bodily Attractiveness sub-abilities.

So do you think Shirou could roll high enough on his Seduction and Sexual Adeptness checks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5838210
Of course. She obviously saw Shirou trying to jump over dat bar back then.
That modifier can't be taken lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

The enchanted bar of Seduction.
In the FATAL world this would be the most powerful magical item/place in their entire world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5838283
I dunno, its got nothing to do with rape

And rape is what powers the FATAL world

[Anonymous No.]

>>5838301
But instant all powerful area of effect seduction, that must be on par, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5838328

I dunno dude, it has to compete with the Rapeseed of Raping and the Jar of Jacking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>5838283

[Anonymous No.]

>>5838341
2 sluts getting aroused by a thick cylindrical object

Not big suprise

[Anonymous No.]

>FATAL

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't there also a whole section about masks that turn you into a living racial stereotype?

[Anonymous No.]

Just thought you'd like to know: >>>/d/2960667
It's not F.A.T.A.L., but it'll have to suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5840278
That doesnt bother me

The scariest thing about FATAL is that it is meant to be a serious simulation of a fantasy world

[Anonymous No.]

120 Days Of Sodom: The Board Game

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has gone from Caster (who is moe, BOTH OF THEM. THE WEIRD DUDE IN FATE/ZERO DOES NOT EXIST IN MY EYES) to FATAL. Truly a terrible, terrible turn of events.

You guys are terrible.

Unless it's /tg/ trolling. Then GTFO /JP/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5840876

>Truly a terrible, terrible turn of events.

Dont say that,without this thread taking the turn it did,how else would you know that you have to roll 1d100 for Pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

Playing FATAL is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, FATAL is a good person, and you see that FATAL has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and run a game and all you can think of is that Pyramid's hard, throbbing cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5841615
gay