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5823281 No.5823281 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone who likes Touhou is a semimasochistic guy who wants a wife that fucks him in the ass with a strapon and has his balls in a cockhold.

In b4 superiority from palying games, I can dodge bullets like the king of shiny round things spawning more shiny things. Nopes, all you are doing is pressing buttons

>> No.5823304
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5823304

May I ask how you reached this conclusion?

>> No.5823305

>all you are doing is pressing buttons
Actually I can also use a joystick

>> No.5823306

Thanks for the Alice pic. Now when my wife is ramming me with her strapon, I can jerk off to Alice at the same time.

>> No.5823298

I play touhou with my keyboard ah.ha.ha. I SUERE FOOLED YOU

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5823308

Oh really

>> No.5823443

>>5823281
Butthurt?

Some touhou fan pissed you off that badly?

>> No.5823459

You got me.

>> No.5823461
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5823461

ITT: TC doesn't realize most /jp/ers like the community and dojins more than the games(Because there are better shmups).

>> No.5823560

>>5823281
You got it wrong, I'm not "semimasochistic", I'm entirely masochistic. But yeah, the strap-on part is true, I'd like to try that.

>> No.5823582
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5823582

I don't like Touhou, but I fit the rest of your criteria.

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5823586

>>5823281
>if you like touhou, you must be an M
too hard for you? why don't you try easy modo? ignore that iosys vid.

>> No.5823960

I wouldn't mind Alice pegging me.

>> No.5823972

>>5823281
>BAWWWW I lost to Rumia on Easy

>> No.5823975

>>5823461
>shitty secondary
>U_mad_animu.jpg
I fucked you're mom.

>> No.5823981

>>5823582
Same, except I think I'd rather keep my anal virginity intact.

>> No.5823987

>semimasochistic guy who wants a wife that fucks him in the ass with a strapon and has his balls in a cockhold.
Yup.

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5823989

>implying knowing which buttons to push when isn't a good way to establish superiority over people. Given how slow some of them are mentally, it shouldn't be too hard to be dominant or at least equal as far as your relationship with your waifu.

Being unable to fight back physically/magically can be an advantage in some situations.

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