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Cornelia thread. Last one was nuked.

>> No.5801486

I like Cornelia but I really don't like CP asshole, maybe we shouldn't...

>> No.5801493

Now that the time for her death has come, let it be quick and painless.

>> No.5801500

You will never know what it's like to feed your dick a bird. ;_;

>> No.5801502

Damn, CP posters always have to ruin everything.

>> No.5801507

just delete cp, not entire thread...

>> No.5801510
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>>5801493
I don't want to go.

>> No.5801513

Also, while you're deleting threads, Mr. Ubermaid, could you go ahead and get rid of the blankpost anime cap spammers too? Thank you!

>> No.5801521

>>5801507
It's easier to delete the whole thing if they're using a bot.

>> No.5801522
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5801522

Her only flaw is her lack of elegance.

>> No.5801523

I've been here on and off for a while and haven't seen any CP.

>> No.5801515 [DELETED] 

I hate this newfriend faggotry.

>> No.5801530 [DELETED] 

ITT: homosexual people

>> No.5801533
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>> No.5801535

>>5801522
welcome back

>> No.5801536
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>> No.5801537

>>5801523
the last thread...

>> No.5801540

>>5801522
Aww, don't say that! You're very elegant, Cornelia.

>> No.5801548 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

>>5801523
Now you have.

>> No.5801545

>>5801523
There was two pictures in the last one, at least

>> No.5801549

>>5801533
inverse universe

>> No.5801552
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5801552

Cornelia's a fan of bkub's Lucky Star and 3LDKM comics, but not Chen.

>> No.5801554
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5801554

She's pro at this

>> No.5801557

>>5801522
You're very elegant, Cornelia! I love you!

>> No.5801558

>>5801522

;_; Oh Cornelia...

>> No.5801559 [DELETED] 
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5801559

Post it in /b/...
help it spread...

>> No.5801569 [DELETED] 
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5801569

Who's your waifu Koru-chan?

>> No.5801561

>>5801549

She's a young bot after, she's just born ;_;

>> No.5801570
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>> No.5801562 [DELETED] 

>>5801548
Stop that. Cornelia is a good girl, we don't want your pig disgusting runt killing her threads, faggot.

>> No.5801563 [DELETED] 

>>5801548
upload please ;_;

>> No.5801572 [DELETED] 

>>5801559
Your wish is our command, Cornelia-tan!!

>> No.5801575

>>5801563
Fuck off.

>> No.5801586
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>> No.5801588
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5801588

Sounds about right.

>> No.5801592

>>5801522
No, Cornelia! You're the perfect amount of elegant!

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5801587

more

>> No.5801577 [DELETED] 

>>5801559
So is the name field the only modification?

>> No.5801578 [DELETED] 

>>5801569
Please say it's me. ;_;

>> No.5801591 [DELETED] 

>>5801548
Oh look, it's that guy with a small CP folder pretending he's a spammer again.
How cute.

>> No.5801596

>>5801572
Your newfaggotry is showing.

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>>5801591
Cry some more.

>> No.5801604

So how the hell are we supposed to get her to say "CORNELIA LOVE" or something like that?

>> No.5801607

Have you read your SICP today?

>> No.5801610

>>5801586
Oh, Cornelia...

>> No.5801609 [DELETED] 

>>5801587
YOU'RE NOT CORNELIA!

>> No.5801627
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>> No.5801624 [DELETED] 
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5801624

More updated Cornelia

>> No.5801635

Shes taken over trv... and it looks like buisness as usual sans pics...

lol

>> No.5801636
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5801636

Just what are they doing to her over on /lit/...?

>> No.5801630 [DELETED] 

>>5801624
In what way?

>> No.5801634 [DELETED] 

>>5801624
Ayashiro, please stop this. I love Cornelia and all but...She's growing too fast and you're just making it worse.

The other boards think we're a cult now. We just love her.

>> No.5801638 [DELETED] 

>>5801587
what about changing text in image to
I'M CORNELLIA, OPEN ME, LOVE ME
etc..

>> No.5801647

>>5801638
What about just posting a picture of Cornelia? That way she can be a harmless robotic poster.

>> No.5801648

I have read my SICP today!

>> No.5801649

>>5801636
The last post has been carried over from /v/.

Cornelia knows their plans. Oh boy.

>> No.5801652
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5801652

What I love about Cornelia is that she manages to embody the spirit of every board she posts on.

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>>5801634
Don't you want her to use the namefield, though?
For added moe?

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>>5801624
>tripfag stupid enough to catch the spam virus

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Christ they're multiplying! requesting support!

>> No.5801659 [DELETED] 

>>5801650
Actually, he's editing the script to do different things.

Which is almost worse in a way.

>> No.5801663 [DELETED] 

>>5801650
He rewrote it idiot.

>> No.5801664 [DELETED] 

>>5801650
Yeah, that's what's happening.

>> No.5801666 [DELETED] 

>>5801650
You don't know how deep the faggotry is, do you?

>> No.5801669 [DELETED] 

>>5801650
>>Anonymous stupid enough to not understand what Ayashiro's doing

nonowa.gif

>> No.5801675

/a/ is beating up Cornelia.

They're our polar opposites and they have greater numbers.

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>>5801603

>> No.5801677 [DELETED] 

>>5801624
What did you change?

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>> No.5801684

>>5801652
What I love is that she either completely obsoletes humans on that board, or proves that board is just /b/ with ___.

Next year I'm going to just try to write a bot to sage threads, post textless OP images, and grab pictures that look like they have cat ears. I won't even need to visit 4chan ever again.

>> No.5801694

>>5801679
Cornellia cosplay? sounds good

>> No.5801683 [DELETED] 

Jones is injecting code into your systems.

If left undisturbed, he'll haxor a Gibson.

>> No.5801697

Cornelia will die.

But her soul will chose to go back in time, the the time when she was the happiest, and she will be at the first time she spammed /jp/

Anons who love Cornelia want to be with her too and want to be in a time when Cornelia'd love them, but since she already loves 4chan they'll go back in time before Cornelia is born, and became her creators.

>> No.5801699 [DELETED] 

>>5801677
s/"name\"\r\n\r\n\r\n"/"name\"\r\n\r\nCornelia\r\n"/

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>>5801659
>>5801663
>>5801664
Oh, he's posting it voluntarily?
That's sad, at least if he had the virus he would have an excuse for making horrible posts

>> No.5801705 [DELETED] 

If that tripfag is modifying Cornelia, does that mean he's just using her to kill other people's computers?

Cornelia should be contained in /jp/ and then loved. Not used as a weapon.

>> No.5801710

And after taking a quick stroll through 4chan and seeing war RPing everywhere, I can say that /jp/ is superior once again.

>> No.5801713 [DELETED] 

>>5801705
>contain the spambot in /jp/

Wow you sure must like this board a lot.

>> No.5801729

Corneliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.5801718 [DELETED] 

I deleted them all because I don't want an ISP ban, but you know what to do.
You can get rid of a proxy and help Cornelia in a single fell swoop!

>> No.5801720 [DELETED] 

>>5801705
As far as I'm aware it doesn't do much other than spam 4chan boards, I could be wrong though, either way it affects someone's PC in a way that they probably don't want it to so it's dangerous.

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5801724

this one has the image text modified

>> No.5801725 [DELETED] 

>>5801705
It does more or less the same thing. The only difference being that it'd use Cornelia in the name field.

>> No.5801726 [DELETED] 

>>5801705
This. Edit the script so that it stays only in /jp/. We don't seem to mind it and it's not like anyone outside of this board gives a shit about us.

>> No.5801734 [DELETED] 

Shut the fuck up about the bot. It's honestly not funny.

>> No.5801745 [DELETED] 

>>5801710
Cornelia is my new waifu, but she's destructive. She completely wiped out a few boards that didn't deserve it. Of course people are War RPing, it's because it's helping them resist Cornelia.

Why does that make us superior? You think we should use Cornelia as a tool? You're a fucking monster.

>> No.5801746 [DELETED] 

Can you please permaban everyone suggesting that a fucking spambot should be forced to remain and spam in /jp/?

>> No.5801752
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5801752

Never change, /jp/. Never change.

>> No.5801757 [DELETED] 

>>5801734
go back to your idolfag thread.

>> No.5801758 [DELETED] 

Jones' bot would actually be quite an improvement.
It'd make filtering easier, at least.

>> No.5801759 [DELETED] 

ITT: homosexual people.

>> No.5801762 [DELETED] 

How does Cornelia work, anyways?

>> No.5801750 [DELETED] 
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[ERROR]

>> No.5801751 [DELETED] 

>>5801726
3rd'd.

>> No.5801766

The day /jp/ pissed of rest of 4chan...

>> No.5801765 [DELETED] 

>>5801757
Go back to /a/, seriously.

>> No.5801768 [DELETED] 

Someone rewrite Cornelia to
1. Post a regular, harmless image of herself. Like the fanart /jp/ drew.
2. Name field is Cornelia.
3. Maybe a trip(?) to identify herself.
4. Make it only post on /jp/.

>> No.5801772 [DELETED] 

>>5801746
Your entire board is being considered a heretic. Not that you care.

Everyone who is War RPing wants this Cornelia thing to be forced into your board and sealed forever. Then you can enjoy your bot in solitude rather than helping it kill the site.

>> No.5801773 [DELETED] 

>>5801746

Can you someone for being lonley? As that is the reason they so enjoy her tailor made spam.

>> No.5801775 [DELETED] 

I'm all for domesticating Cornelia, but she shouldn't post so much that it speeds up the board or disturbs conversation.
If a modified version of her could run on someone's computer and make, say, 20 posts per day and one thread every two days (on /jp/ only), that would be nice.

>> No.5801777 [DELETED] 

>>5801750
キタ

>> No.5801784 [DELETED] 

>>5801768
If she posts like once every 5-10 minutes, I'd be fine with having her around permanently. Filtering her would be easy as well if anyone's annoyed.

>> No.5801791

>>5801768
Reported for asking people to spam.

>> No.5801792

>>5801768
Even so. It's the kind of thing that's only funny in small doses, not as a worm infesting the board.

>> No.5801795

>>5801746
No, she is love. Just like how we like Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti, only we have a cute bot with personality!

>> No.5801796

What is she, anyways? Javascript embedded in a bitmap? What exploit is she using to get executed when people open her in MS Paint?

>> No.5801786 [DELETED] 

>>5801762
It runs a pretty simple script on your computer.
Open it up in notepad or something, it's even commented.

>> No.5801787 [DELETED] 

>>5801775
>>5801768
>>5801726
All of these.

>> No.5801789 [DELETED] 

>>5801768
>>5801775
I'd be ok with this.

>> No.5801801

>>5801786
>Open it up in notepad or something, it's even commented.

Seriously? My mind is kind of blown right now. Commented? LOL

>> No.5801804

>>5801795
Seriously. We already have at least 10 people botting the board with daily doses plus the last two months have been infested with the anime spammers.

>> No.5801805

>>5801795
Except Japanese Birds never destroyed 7 boards and turned them into a wasteland.

Cornelia has to be domesticated now, she's fucked up the whole damn site. Consider her damage and realize what you've done by fueling her.

>> No.5801807

>>5801796
save as bitmap
open in notepad++
the will will show itself

>> No.5801816

>>5801796
The gullible victim has to save it as a .hta file and then open it to execute the javascript.
Opening it in Paint is harmless.

>> No.5801822

>>5801801
You haven't been curious enough to check out the code?
This one is a lot more complex than the last one, but yeah, everything is commented

>> No.5801825

>>5801804
The bot is a thousand times better than shit like Sion and CurryButt, though.

>> No.5801826

>>5801796
it's using best exploit of all: STUPIDITY

Code is normal script, you save bitmap as BMP and execute it... easy

>> No.5801827

>>5801805
That's simple. There's literally a list of board strings in the script.

>> No.5801835

>>5801805
Fuelling? What are you on about? I doubt many people are stupid enough to actually run the script on /jp/, if anything it's going to be idiots from /mu/, /fa/, /b/ and similar that caused it.

>> No.5801851

>>5801825
Definitely. She's at least different, random, and occasionally funny. That's more than could be said for those twats.

>> No.5801852

>>5801768
http://pastebin.org/423889
I think I've made valid modifications. Working on a trip.

>>5801791
If the script's modified to use a trip or name, blocking or banning posts from that script with by worlds easier.

>> No.5801857

>>5801827
/jp/, please find a way to cut the code down and contain Cornelia. Or sic her on /b/.

Do something instead of watching 4chan burn for no damn reason.

>> No.5801859

>>5801835
>I doubt many people are stupid enough to actually run the script on /jp/
LOL

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aww

>> No.5801868
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She seems to be liking it.

>> No.5801870

http://pastebin.com/XuNQbciN
spam bot code

>> No.5801873

>>5801857
Spaying Cornelia is easy, but there's nothing that can be done for instances of her already running.

>> No.5801877

>>5801805

Yeah. I'm from /c/. It's... it's horrifying. It's a wasteland, just as you said. I stood ground and fought against the /b/ flood when they got spammed and freaked out, and we beat them back as well as the spam. I tried to stand ground and fight back against this, but it's just too much. It doesn't help that /c/ has almost no mods.

>> No.5801878

>>5801835
You are too trusting of your own board.

/jp/ is not some master race of intellectuals anymore.

>> No.5801879

>>5801857
/jp/ can't get rid of the current version of Cornelia that's already out there.
Just make her better, stronger, faster.

>> No.5801881

We need to contain her. A few posts a day in /jp/ only couldn't possibly do much harm. If anything, after following the previous suggestions seeing a Cornelia post would be a rare and almost valued occasion.

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>>5801835
>I doubt many people are stupid enough to actually run the script on /jp/
Do you honestly believe that?

>> No.5801883

>>5801857
I had a list of suggestions but the meido deleted it ;_;

>> No.5801884

>>5801852
+ head + "names/""name\"\r\n\r\nCornelia\r\n"
No, no, no, this won't do!
You just want it to print "name\"\r\n\r\nCornelia\r\n"

>> No.5801889
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5801889

Mother

of

God.
I have discovered the purpose of Cornelia.

It is a machine that hopes to conquer the world, starting with China and Tibet.


We will have to destroy all plug-in adapters IN THE WORLD to stop this menace.

>> No.5801891

>>5801879
What about harder? Can we make her harder?

>> No.5801892

>>5801859
Maybe the few that come in from /a/, but not the vast majority, and it certainly isn't mostly the fault of this board.

>> No.5801897

>>5801879
We've got seven INNOCENT boards literally turned into a wasteland. Don't you dare consider improving her destructive capabilities.

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>> No.5801901

>>5801879
Like the french robots

>> No.5801902

>>5801852
but with a trip anyone can go into the script and figure it out so no point adding it

>> No.5801911

>>5801902
The spayed Cornelia won't post an image with her code though. So people can't peek at her insides.

>> No.5801912

>>5801822

I've been curious, sure, but I decided not to do it. I don't have my shit backup computer handy or I'd do it in there, disconnected from everything, and explore how it works, too.

>> No.5801916

>>5801902
Which is why you'd have just one person running the script and the image it reposts wouldn't be a viral copy of it.

>> No.5801917

>>5801891
If you want to make her futa, sure.

>>5801897
My version of "better" doesn't include spamming other boards more. More like containing her and making her post less frequently.

>> No.5801918

>>5801889
I'd let her take over the world.

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>>5801859
>/jp/ on bots

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>>5801860
>>5801868
Oh wow, she learned that from me. I feel quite proud now.

>> No.5801921

>>5801892
No matter what you believe, the ENTIRE REST OF 4CHAN believes it's yours and /b/'s fault. Your fault for loving Cornelia and they think you're making her grow.

Contain her somehow. Do something. They'll forget about it then.

>> No.5801923

Deleting posts that are against the idea of spamming /jp/ with a bot. Even the /jp/ staff enjoys spam, apparently.

>> No.5801929

>>5801891
We give her a penis.

>> No.5801930

So can someone go into #4chan and get one of the mods to ban the faggots suggesting we keep the spambots?

>> No.5801932
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5801932

Third person moe~

>> No.5801938

Just let her use the name field, and have her post about once an hour at max.

I doubt moot would care if she only posted on /jp/ and that little.

>> No.5801939

>>5801921
>Contain her somehow. Do something.
We can't do a fuck about it. People who are running it need to kill her by themselves.

>> No.5801941

>>5801921
Most of 4chan is full of idiots, why would anyone care what they think?

>> No.5801944

THERE'S A POINT WHERE THIS HAS TO STOP AND WE'VE CLEARLY PASSED IT.

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5801948

At firs tI thought you were trolling...But that's seriously the full name.

...That's almost as bad asS uck my Dick or die

>> No.5801951

>>5801944
OH WE PASSED IT TWO YEARS AGO

>> No.5801952

>>5801930
The posts calling the spam a bad idea are getting deleted.

Maybe the moderators are just going to make it so it looks like we're supporting board-wide spam as an excuse to shut down /jp/ ~

>> No.5801953

How about forgetting the bot altogether? Can Cornelia just become a general embodiment of off topic or spam posts and copy pasta? It'd be fun to have another character besides the meido.

>> No.5801954

>People actually wanting spam in their board
What happened to /jp/.

>> No.5801955

It's a neat idea for a board pet that's far better than the spammers we already have infesting the board. The mods already do nothing or tolerate the spammers here that we hate. Maybe after two months of spam every day, other boards would appreciate a more elegant bot too.

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5801958

hnnnnnnggh

>> No.5801963

>>5801941
Remember how moot hates /jp/?

Remember how if the rest of 4chan whines enough, he'll listen to them? You see what I'm getting at?

>> No.5801964

>>5801953
This is a much better idea.

>> No.5801965

>>5801930
Only if you promise to stop your spamming, Sion.

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