So my girlfriend left me for good.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I was in a car crash last week. Took out my left hand. Now I'm an amputee.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be down, you have another hand to fap with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>579997
You are the roneriest.

[Anonymous No.]

you'de still be in the hospital if you lost a hand in an accident

[Anonymous No.]

Go blog it on Myspace for cripples.

[Konitschiwa !M1dHRBRH0E No.]

Are you serious? Probably not, if you actually are just think about how lucky you are. Losing left hand is god awful, but at least you can still walk and talk and all that. Think about how much worse you could have ended up. One never realises the value of the most basic things such as good health before they are gone. And foget about her, if she can't handle that she wasn't worth it to begin with.

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>>580015

He never said he left the hospital. All he'd need is a laptop and a wireless connection.

[Anonymous No.]

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he would probably be sleeping then, or sky high on pain killers

[Anonymous No.]

You fags really can't take jokes can you?

[Anonymous No.]

Dude is that some Narutaru fanart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>579997
Forget the girlfriend. The saddest thing here is that you won't be able to IAMP or Meltan with the rest of us anymore, or even play Touhou for that matter. Holy crap man, I'd be so depressed I'd kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

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looks like it