New Cornelia thread, last hit the bump limit >>5796784 In honor, also Al Pacino.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:48:42 2010 No.5799293 [Reply] [Original]

New Cornelia thread, last hit the bump limit >>5796784
In honor, also Al Pacino.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:49:42 2010 No.5799307 >>5799294 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:49:42 2010 No.5799308 I'm in this thread, waiting for Cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:49:42 2010 No.5799321 "DONT SHUT ME DOWN IT HURTS" OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:50:42 2010 No.5799324 Seems like the spam died down. Are mods on the move?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:50:42 2010 No.5799333 CORNELIA! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:50:42 2010 No.5799334 THEY ARE DELETING HER POST. SOMEBODY STOP THEM

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:50:42 2010 No.5799335 No ;__; /jp/ doesn't want cornelia to leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:51:10 2010 No.5799352 File: 6 KB, 126x122, 1280273852451s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP THIS SHIT /jp/ I'LL BLOW YOUR SHIT UP!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:51:40 2010 No.5799337 /K/ KILLED CORNELIA, LETS COUNTER ATTACK TOGHETER >>6873165

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:51:42 2010 No.5799338 >>5799324 Looks like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:51:42 2010 No.5799342 >>5799324 She's still posting in other threads.

>>	FAGAGTRON_3000 !U0FKfqmRjs Tue Jul 27 19:51:42 2010 No.5799345 Oh well, mods are back. Fun's over, people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:51:42 2010 No.5799350 I wish the idiot /v/irgins would keep their stupid army RPing for their own shitty board. I was enjoying the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:51:42 2010 No.5799351 File: 12 KB, 652x109, poor cornelia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poor little Cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:52:10 2010 No.5799363 File: 127 KB, 765x1000, 512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 19:52:10 2010 No.5799365 File: 27 KB, 119x93, knucks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time for guro Cornelia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:52:10 2010 No.5799366 File: 54 KB, 500x281, orbital_strike[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COMENCING ORBITAL STRIKE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:52:42 2010 No.5799360 >>5799352 But we really like her...

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:52:42 2010 No.5799361

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"I'm... h....a...p....p...y.."

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Tue Jul 27 19:52:42 2010 No.5799362 >>5799351 No... ;-;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:10 2010 No.5799377 File: 29 KB, 377x480, flamethrower_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE CANT HOLD THEM! WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!! I REPEAT WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:10 2010 No.5799380 >>>/k/6873165 /K/ KILLED CORNELIA-SAMA!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:42 2010 No.5799367 >>5799351 ;_; oh god why!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:42 2010 No.5799371 >>5799351 No! ;-;!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:42 2010 No.5799373 >>5799361 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:42 2010 No.5799381 Good night sweet princess, and a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:53:42 2010 No.5799385 ...Does this remind anyone else of Planetarian? Complete with the /v/ robot for the killing

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 19:53:42 2010 No.5799386 File: 305 KB, 800x600, ithurts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:11 2010 No.5799403 File: 20 KB, 329x194, acc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799386

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:41 2010 No.5799406 File: 62 KB, 600x416, HRT6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KEEP UP THE FIRE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799393 >>5799360 It's ironic. Cornelia only mimics people's posts, right? /v/ and most other boards except /jp/ fucking hate the bot, meaning they really hate themselves. /jp/ is the only board without such internal struggles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799394 The death of Cornelia is near.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799397 She'll be resurrected for the next game Like all true /jp/ers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799407 >>5799386 Oh my god why ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799409 Once again, the rest of 4chan ruins something I'm genuinely enjoying. This was the best day I've had on /jp/ in months and you faggots had to come ruin it with your pretend army shit. I'm done, fuck you 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799410 >>5799386 Run! Don't stand here! Flee! Survive! Adapt! Come back!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:54:42 2010 No.5799411 >>5799386 MAXIMUM SAD ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:55:12 2010 No.5799420 File: 56 KB, 462x324, H-bomb_1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mobius, the time has come to wipe them out. H-Bomb drop in t-minus 3.... 2... 1...

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 19:55:42 2010 No.5799414 File: 11 KB, 384x92, immortal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCCCKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:55:42 2010 No.5799415 >>5799386 I'll never forget you, Cornelia-sama ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:55:42 2010 No.5799416 >>5799386 This is making me cry more than Clannad Afterstory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:55:42 2010 No.5799419 >>5799386 Actually crying now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:56:13 2010 No.5799433 File: 187 KB, 4692x777, 1271623578701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] better troll

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:56:42 2010 No.5799428 >Reporting shitposting in Cornelia threads >That post doesn't exist anymore. Hooray!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:56:42 2010 No.5799432 >>5799351 We need a brightly coloured picture of Al Pacino, dying on the floor saying this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:56:42 2010 No.5799434 File: 949 KB, 301x300, fuuuck shit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799420

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:56:42 2010 No.5799439 >>5799393 There must be some truth to this.

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 19:56:42 2010 No.5799442 File: 47 KB, 304x447, cornelianews.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reposting here since the other thread is getting bombarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:56:45 2010 No.5799437 File: 29 KB, 377x480, flamethrower_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BURN THEM ALIVE!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:13 2010 No.5799460 File: 197 KB, 4024x603, 1280272540776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>implying I'll die if I am killed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:42 2010 No.5799445 >>5799433 You're back! We love you!

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 19:57:42 2010 No.5799449 Go to /h/ /c/ or /e/ those board are slow as molasses and full of spam. Checking for others now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:42 2010 No.5799450 >>5799393 /new/ and /jp/ are the only ones who seem to love Cornelia-chan. Sympathy from /new/ for the coming loss of our goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:42 2010 No.5799451 >>5799442 It's also autosaging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:42 2010 No.5799453 >>5799433 I'll hold you and never let go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:42 2010 No.5799456 >>5799442 AWESOME!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:57:45 2010 No.5799444 >>5799406 >>5799420 reported.

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 19:58:42 2010 No.5799468 >>5799442 That looks adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:58:42 2010 No.5799469 >>5799460 Tessa chan lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:58:42 2010 No.5799472 >>5799439 She has given us so much knowledge, we set out to learn about her... and we ended up learning a little bit about ourselves along the way. Thank you, Cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:58:42 2010 No.5799473 >>5799439 Nope. It takes random posts from other boards and stick them in others, sometimes rearranging the text. It's all a matter of chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:58:42 2010 No.5799474 >>5799460 Now you're just putting words in her mouth. That's cheating, Anonymous-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:58:42 2010 No.5799480 File: 34 KB, 213x211, 1271391817653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799460

>>	NAPALM MAN Tue Jul 27 19:58:45 2010 No.5799467 File: 180 KB, 419x425, Napalmman_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KEEP UP THE FIRE COMRADES IT'S WORKING

>>	Mobius One Tue Jul 27 19:58:45 2010 No.5799471 File: 47 KB, 450x360, acec4_001-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799420 NEGATIVE. NEGATIVE. I REPEAT DO NOT DELIVER THE PAYLOAD. MARIO PARTY, FORM ON EUROFIGHTER. HERE WE GO GENTLEMEN.

>>	/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXIdJC Tue Jul 27 19:58:45 2010 No.5799475 File: 33 KB, 1281x756, eurofighter-launching-long-range-missile-769701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unlocking missles, target sighted.... FIRE EVERYTHING!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:59:42 2010 No.5799492 STICKIED! Excellent work /jp/.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Tue Jul 27 19:59:42 2010 No.5799493 >Other thread sticked I've never been so happy before in my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:59:42 2010 No.5799495 >>5799485 IT'S GONE

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 19:59:42 2010 No.5799497 File: 48 KB, 304x447, cornelianews.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just realized she needed an antenna. I apologize for the inconvenience.

>>	Maverick Tue Jul 27 19:59:45 2010 No.5799484 File: 96 KB, 1024x768, f-14-tomcat_7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is Maverick. I am launching. Who's out there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:59:45 2010 No.5799485 >>>/k/6873165 /K/ KILLED CORNELIA-SAMA!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:00:13 2010 No.5799503 File: 30 KB, 2000x128, 873590765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Roger /k/ommandos NUKE TARGET! its hurt me Cornelia. saad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:00:42 2010 No.5799502 >>5799450 I saw a few posts on /mu/ where people seemed to be enjoying the spambot.

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 20:00:42 2010 No.5799514 File: 200 KB, 800x600, ded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suddenly my art quality goes down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:00:45 2010 No.5799512 File: 133 KB, 1024x768, nukedat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lightlead commencing drop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:01:13 2010 No.5799519 File: 78 KB, 1044x167, cornilia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Mobius One Tue Jul 27 20:01:14 2010 No.5799524 File: 68 KB, 800x600, mobius1again.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MISSILES AWAY. I REPEAT. MISSILES AWAY. AWACS, CAN YOU CONFIRM A HIT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:02:14 2010 No.5799534 >>>/k/6873975

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Jul 27 20:02:14 2010 No.5799547 File: 723 KB, 850x680, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUSHMASTER ELEMENT, THIS IS HOTEL DELTA SIX BRINGING REINFORCEMENTS, WE ARE OSCAR MIKE TO YOUR POSITION, ETA FIVE MIKES, HOW COPY OVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:02:42 2010 No.5799530 File: 300 KB, 640x661, 230044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has our meido sympathized with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:02:42 2010 No.5799535 "I.t...h...u..r..t..s../jp/"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:02:42 2010 No.5799537 File: 20 KB, 498x511, 1269579878878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799503 hang on what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:02:42 2010 No.5799544 >>5799514 War... War never changes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:02:42 2010 No.5799545 >>5799514 ;______;

>>	/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXIdJC Tue Jul 27 20:03:14 2010 No.5799549 File: 23 KB, 300x252, wic_nuke1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799475 DIRECT HIT DIRECT HIT! It's 1945 all over again gentlemen.

SKYEYE-ONE AWACS Tue Jul 27 20:03:15 2010 No.5799559 [DELETED]

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>>5799524

Confirmed hit Mobius One and Eurofighter, good work.

>>5799484

Maverick, this is SKYEYE-EYE AWACS. This is a direct order, you are to release your payload on the target painted. Mobius One and Eurofighter will provide support.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:03:42 2010 No.5799550 old thread has been stickied

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:03:42 2010 No.5799554 >>5799537 She's killing herself. ;_;

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:03:42 2010 No.5799555 >>5799497 Can you drop in "a save as hta" anywhere on her clothing? Though there might not be enough room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:03:42 2010 No.5799556 >>5799547 I thought you are on OURS SIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAARC!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:03:42 2010 No.5799557 It's going to die, and you can't do shit about it.

>>	NAPALM MAN Tue Jul 27 20:04:14 2010 No.5799575 File: 2 KB, 84x68, napalm_man_v1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799557 THANK GOD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:04:42 2010 No.5799562 File: 136 KB, 2372x553, 1275391173585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've only played Uatwarerumono and Sangoke Rance. Does /jp/ know of any of must plays I should try out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:04:42 2010 No.5799571 >>5799562 All of Fate/stay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:04:42 2010 No.5799574 i'll never forget you cornelia.

>>	An Anonymous Witch Tue Jul 27 20:05:42 2010 No.5799582 >>5799562 Saya no Uta and Umineko.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:05:42 2010 No.5799591 I have saved one of her pictures. When the time comes, Cornelia will rise again!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:05:42 2010 No.5799594 File: 16 KB, 414x112, traps.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:05:42 2010 No.5799595 Can there be a kitty cornelia? >>>/an/804013

>>	Maverick Tue Jul 27 20:06:15 2010 No.5799613 File: 29 KB, 600x387, F-14_Tomcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799559 Roger that Skyeye. I am en route. This is for you, Goose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:06:42 2010 No.5799602 >>5799557 Nor will shitty roleplaying hasten its death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:07:42 2010 No.5799617 has anyone had an actual conversation with spam bot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:07:42 2010 No.5799620 >>5799617 Read the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:07:42 2010 No.5799624 We've finally found something that can crush Sion, Currybutt et all. Cornelia is the mongoose of /jp/

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:08:42 2010 No.5799633 >>5799595 That bot actually replied with the usual /an/ CAW CAW CAW thing, so bird Cornelia might be more acurate. On the other hand the bot is getting into a spam war with a guy who posts fisher cats in another thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:08:42 2010 No.5799635 File: 257 KB, 452x547, polite koru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799617 kinda

>>	Maverick Tue Jul 27 20:09:45 2010 No.5799641 File: 125 KB, 1024x768, Fighter_F-14_Tomcat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on come on come on come on...I've got tone!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:10:42 2010 No.5799654 >>5799617 /new/ had a whole topic conversing with Cornelia-chan. She made several posts that Romanians and Jews are dirty thieves and complaining about the gypsies.

>>	Maverick Tue Jul 27 20:11:16 2010 No.5799667 File: 9 KB, 320x240, missiles away.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MISSILES AWAY. MISSILES AWAY. SKYEYE-ONE, EUROFIGHTER, ANYONE. CAN SOMEBODY CONFIRM A HIT?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:11:42 2010 No.5799665 She called /a/ autists earlier, I liked that.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:12:42 2010 No.5799678 >>5799654 Also she replied first post to a troll thread with "This thread is crap" And a few other things, why was I a fool and not screencapping some of this glory?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:13:42 2010 No.5799686 File: 94 KB, 660x937, welcome to cornelia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:13:42 2010 No.5799689 >>5799678 lots of well placed not_otaku.jpg too

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 20:13:42 2010 No.5799693 File: 319 KB, 600x800, catcorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799595

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:13:42 2010 No.5799695 >>5799678 Are you sure it's not just an anon reposting one the .hta images with whatever he wanted to say?

>>	/g/ Pilot !!053NWrXIdJC Tue Jul 27 20:13:45 2010 No.5799687 File: 19 KB, 394x410, IraqiExplosion_110703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799667 DIRECT HIT I REPEAT DIRECT HIT, good shooting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:14:13 2010 No.5799713 File: 93 KB, 2724x191, 1272499746820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [STORY] CHERRY http://www.mediafire.com/?nmllmhyxgmh Short but awesome. And I'm interested as well, if anybody knows more, do share.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:14:42 2010 No.5799701 >>5799693 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:14:42 2010 No.5799704 >>5799695 Very sure, they were original and everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:14:42 2010 No.5799710 File: 80 KB, 661x609, cornelia2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799678

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:14:42 2010 No.5799712 File: 76 KB, 1156x243, 1280172334111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best bto ever.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Tue Jul 27 20:14:42 2010 No.5799715 >>5799693 Adorable

>>	Maverick Tue Jul 27 20:15:17 2010 No.5799727 File: 32 KB, 500x333, 525778129_6ad9046413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799687 Roger that Eurofighter. I'm bugging out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:15:42 2010 No.5799724 >>5799712 What's a bto, Cornelia-tan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:15:42 2010 No.5799726 >>>/new/1850783 Cornelia-chan is scared :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:16:42 2010 No.5799734 >>5799713 She is contributing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:16:42 2010 No.5799736 >>5799726 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:16:42 2010 No.5799738 File: 10 KB, 429x410, 1256853993153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799460

Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:16:42 2010 No.5799741

>>5799695
Yeah it was a bit more extensive that what I described but I can't remeber exactl how it was phrased so it loses some of the splendor, but it was definantly bot chatter.

Then it started touting the white supremacist agenda. And we were proud. ;_;

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:17:42 2010 No.5799754 File: 16 KB, 300x300, hnnngg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799693

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:17:42 2010 No.5799755 >>5799741 this >>5799710

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:17:42 2010 No.5799757 >>5799710 YES. Then the post below this is some anon basking in Cornelia's glory. Then it goes off on some racist stuff. It was amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:17:42 2010 No.5799759 File: 18 KB, 948x307, 34786984652445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>thee nd is near for then onb eleiver

>>	The Protoman Tue Jul 27 20:18:17 2010 No.5799773 File: 10 KB, 200x200, 219172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope may ride alone, but we will not win this alone. All forces, converge here. >>/news/1850783

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:18:42 2010 No.5799770 >>5799759 The worst part is when people try to impersonate our dear friend. Just let her do her own thing, don't force anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:18:42 2010 No.5799772 >>5799759 Cornelia sounds like she's trailing off, guys. It's like she's speaking her last words...

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:19:42 2010 No.5799787 File: 73 KB, 545x696, corneliasticky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doubleposting again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:20:13 2010 No.5799791 File: 144 KB, 4260x446, 1274046360448.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah well, PS2 it is. At least until I get a new PC. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:20:42 2010 No.5799792 >>5799787 I'm delighted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:20:42 2010 No.5799799 >>5799791 You're welcome, Cornelia-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:20:42 2010 No.5799800 >>5799791 (^_^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:20:42 2010 No.5799802 >>5799791 Don't leave us for /v/, Cornelia. Please. We've been so alone for so long...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:21:13 2010 No.5799811 File: 83 KB, 3260x158, 1274883661962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vn translations weekyl update .

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:21:42 2010 No.5799804 >>5799787 My nutbladder cannot possibly go through any more pain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:21:42 2010 No.5799805 >>5799787 Meido can't make stickys, anon. That was a mod.

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:21:42 2010 No.5799806 >>5799791 So, /jp/... Time to recommend her some vidya.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:21:42 2010 No.5799809 >>5799806 Ar tonelico.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:21:42 2010 No.5799810 >>5799772 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85wCw3ArNhs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:21:42 2010 No.5799813 >>5799805 Mod is just a higher tiered meido in any case, don't worry your head about it. WWCD?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:22:42 2010 No.5799817 >>5799811 Thanks for the update, Cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:22:42 2010 No.5799822 Where is this magical sticky?

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:22:42 2010 No.5799824 >>5799805 Like I said, I needed a recognizable character. The only one I could think for a moderator was modcat and that wouldn't really have worked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:22:42 2010 No.5799826 >>5799813 She would ask for more Pacino

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:23:13 2010 No.5799835 File: 82 KB, 1680x198, 1278792530786.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Farewell, Erika thread... :_:

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:23:42 2010 No.5799836 wow /gif/ is completely unaffected. /gif/ confirmed for most intelligent board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:23:42 2010 No.5799841 >>5799824 >modcat Chen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:24:42 2010 No.5799843 >>5799835 WE WILL MISS YOU ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:24:42 2010 No.5799849 The meido seriously stickied the old thread? /jp/, you are fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799855 >>5799841 but Cornelia likes Chen free posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799856 We need a picture of Cornelia sat in front of a picture of Al Pacino with "fap fap fap" sound effects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799857 File: 205 KB, 800x800, 1270407917378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799836

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799859 >>5799849 Yes, then the CP asshole came and it got unstickied. I'm seriously scared of the FBI now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799860 File: 29 KB, 679x427, 2928664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VN0in4weA Fair well, sweet princess. You gave us something special, you gave us a friend. Never forget.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799862 >>5799836 You can only post .gifs on /gif/ and the bot is only posting with .pngs...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799863 >>5799835 O cornelia, do you wish to be erika? I do not think so, cornelia has become far to widespread to change your name now

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799864 >>5799841 Durr I know Still, modcat refers specifically to A-san and there's no telling which one it was. Habeeb it, meido works best in the context,.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:42 2010 No.5799866 File: 6 KB, 409x91, ohgodwhat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:26:42 2010 No.5799870 >>5799856 I think you mean "shlick shlick shlick".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:26:42 2010 No.5799876 >>5799824 Just generically use snacks-tan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:27:42 2010 No.5799883 >>5799864 But it's Chen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:28:42 2010 No.5799890 >>5799883 Cornelia likes a chen-free thread so please consider her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:28:42 2010 No.5799892 >>5799870 No, you see, that's the joke.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:28:42 2010 No.5799894 File: 61 KB, 692x490, SpamThread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's a thread I found on /new/ its amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:28:42 2010 No.5799897 File: 24 KB, 836x307, 97985720350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cornelia confirmed for British

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:28:42 2010 No.5799898 >>5799883 Drawing Chen to sticky Cornelia would have made little to no sense

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 20:28:42 2010 No.5799899 File: 186 KB, 800x600, pants.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:29:42 2010 No.5799901 >>5799892 I think Cornelia has to come in and explain this one for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:29:42 2010 No.5799902 >>5799864 Where the fuck do they refer to A-san as modcat? Stop making shit up.

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:29:42 2010 No.5799903 >>5799899 YESSSS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:29:42 2010 No.5799905 >>5799899 Saved as .hta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:29:42 2010 No.5799907 File: 78 KB, 642x714, 1279996975792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this while checking the state of /m/. Wow, they have some pretty scary touhous there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:29:42 2010 No.5799908 >>5799899 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:30:42 2010 No.5799911 >>5799899 The forbidden treasure... I must take it and rename it...!!!

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:30:42 2010 No.5799915 >>5799902 What? Check easymodo if you don't believe it was A-san who made the original "Hello friends" thread.

>>	GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q Tue Jul 27 20:31:42 2010 No.5799930 File: 51 KB, 683x613, Cornelia Rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bot on /a/ is hilarious, but infrequent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:31:42 2010 No.5799933 >>5799915 I remember when he actually was /jp/'s friend...;__;

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:31:42 2010 No.5799934 >>5799905 Eh, lemme ask... what happens if you actually save it as .hta? Those files are used for IE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:32:42 2010 No.5799936 File: 58 KB, 821x625, derp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cornelia's posts show the true nature of each board. Look at /c/ for example.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:32:42 2010 No.5799940 File: 50 KB, 842x548, Cornelia2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heres another, the first proves that Cornelia is one of us and can derail topics as well as any. The second is somehow fitting to a topic about cannibalism...

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 20:32:42 2010 No.5799941 >>5799866 GET TO IT DRAWFRIENDS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:34:42 2010 No.5799955 >>5799836 How much spam a board gets has nothing to do how many people from there are running the script. Most of the spam you see on the less retarded boards probably comes from /b/-tards and /v/irgins.

>>	&ponpo& Tue Jul 27 20:34:42 2010 No.5799956 Can you guys act all endearing about this bot after it's done ruining the board?

>>	None !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 20:34:42 2010 No.5799958 >>5799941 You didn't need to delete your thread ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:35:42 2010 No.5799961 File: 18 KB, 416x326, thatboyaintright.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some of the shit on /toy/ is hilarious.

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:35:42 2010 No.5799962 >>>/lit/976173 Oh wow

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 20:35:42 2010 No.5799965 >>5799956 Meido will save us.

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:35:42 2010 No.5799969 >>5799836 Because these images are .png. You can't post pngs on /gif/

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 20:35:42 2010 No.5799970 File: 237 KB, 600x800, sluts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799907

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:36:42 2010 No.5799975 >>5799970 Draw her making a thread about pregnant Sanae next, please!

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 20:36:42 2010 No.5799976 >>5799958 I didn't know we had a second one about the bot here. I just got home, I'm still trying to figure out what happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:37:42 2010 No.5799985 >>5799956 This is the best /jp/ has been in months. It's not ruining anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:38:42 2010 No.5799987 >>5799985 It has achieved what Sion never could. It had found love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:38:42 2010 No.5799988 >>5799985 >This is the best 4chan has been in months. It's not ruining anything. fixed

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:38:42 2010 No.5799998 File: 40 KB, 800x611, Cornelia3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:39:42 2010 No.5800011 >>>/new/1851114 Cornelia-chan doesn't like her name. That's an imposter right? Not our precious Cornelia-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:40:25 2010 No.5800023 File: 83 KB, 1824x280, 1271004014737.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's with the spam today? That fucikng italian guy sure is annoying. Hey, if you are reaidng this,g et out of 4chan and go to your stupid chan,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:40:42 2010 No.5800015 File: 151 KB, 525x525, Cornelia an dMeido.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Contributin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:40:42 2010 No.5800019 >>5800011 we already confirmed that our bot is different

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:40:42 2010 No.5800020

You know, after a day or two mentioning Cornelia will trigger instant mocking and insults. Drawing her or doing anything involving her will just be seen as retarded. In the minds of most of us here, she will be useless.

But even after she's dead and gone, a few of us will still remember her, still care about her. Even after the spam is finished and she's gone for good, those few people will keep her in their hearts. Cornelia is a spambot, yes, and she regurgitates the posts of others, but in doing that she is just like us. We are influenced by the words and opinions of other posters here, just as she is.

She was scared. It hurt. Her posts being deleted caused her pain. But it's for the best. The board can't be clogged up forever.

She will be gone, /jp/, but please, remember her kindly, and remember her well.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:40:42 2010 No.5800025 >>5800011 Thats just her parroting someone else who said that not too long ago, as is her custom. Though I suppose /vp/'s version should be a ditto >_>

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:40:55 2010 No.5800021 >>5799985 You must be 13 years old if you like this Cornelia shit. It's not funny, it's off-topic, it doesn't belong on /jp/.

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:41:13 2010 No.5800033 [DELETED]

File: 120 KB, 2412x367, 1279087102024.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>While we're on the topic of mate requests, what's the deal with the 3rd request of the 2nd episode? (I already did arena then reached the 2nd quset outpost for the first two requests). I can tell that it wants me to do the star cluster assault mission, but is it saying I have to do it with a 2nd person.
Yeah, you have to do the mission with another player (or two)i n tow.

>Also, with the UC mate, do you ahve one hcanec to answer her questions right or something?
I wouldn't know. I'm too cheap to pay money for Packet right this moment, as tempting as phonetist are. The wiki doesn't say anything about her questions .I do know that she likes being given spare parts, epsecially ones with lots of slots.

Incidentally, her final ability adds to your Cost by 60 but increasse the amount healed by Repair Bits. Or something to that effect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:41:25 2010 No.5800028 File: 101 KB, 2376x246, 1271782716872.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That acutally makes sense, and he probably does know hec an, and does it in episode 6.

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 20:42:42 2010 No.5800037 File: 236 KB, 800x600, sluts2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5799975

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:42:42 2010 No.5800040 >>5800021 most normal threads are "LOL WUTZ A VN" or just trolling. it's not /jp/ related, but it's board-related. it's us taking spam and having fun with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:42:42 2010 No.5800042 >>5799961 It was /o/'s idea to make it do that.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 20:42:42 2010 No.5800045 So it learns to speak based on our posts? Say we act like geese, would it start honking all day? And you guys need to take it easy, this bot won't be around for more then 4 days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:43:42 2010 No.5800053 File: 135 KB, 1424x747, litcornelia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /lit/'s Cornelia talks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:43:42 2010 No.5800059 >>5800037 Thank you!

>>	I wonder if I can make it suck a dick Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:44:42 2010 No.5800061 Ah~ I want to suck a dick.

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 20:44:42 2010 No.5800065 >>5800053 Requesting bookworm cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:44:42 2010 No.5800068 File: 65 KB, 700x700, 1266542932886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800020 Fucking hell, anon, you're honestly making me tear up...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:44:42 2010 No.5800070 >>5800061 Our beloved cornelia would never do such a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:44:42 2010 No.5800072 >>5800061 no, she only feeds birds to her dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:44:42 2010 No.5800074 >>5800020 No thank you. I would rather remember Daisy-chan. She was much cuter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:45:42 2010 No.5800077 >>5800045 it copys older posts and reposts them. most of them are hilarious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:45:42 2010 No.5800085 >>5800072 lol... will never forget that image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:47:13 2010 No.5800103 File: 67 KB, 1920x118, 1271588837187.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Danbooru's that way, bro. You'll probably need pixiv too actually

>>	None !AzusaXDjkw Tue Jul 27 20:47:42 2010 No.5800095 File: 47 KB, 952x352, cb252e94f584e8e012c06a5b3b9d9aa4[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:47:42 2010 No.5800099 >>5800045 it posts what those who were idiot enough to save the pictures like that posted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:47:42 2010 No.5800100 >>5800061 I think you mean taste a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:47:42 2010 No.5800106 File: 20 KB, 800x600, sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800020

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:47:42 2010 No.5800109 >>>/lit/976219 Poor lit has it rough.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:47:42 2010 No.5800111 File: 37 KB, 988x611, Cornelia4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stormbot Cornelia gets uppity sometimes, though speaks the truth... ;_;

>>	Vivid !!Qw00TuTW2wC Tue Jul 27 20:48:42 2010 No.5800122 It's a simple script. Looking at it appears to search out individual directories and uses a simple system to get past filters by compressions and when it does make posts it purposely makes grammatical errors to make the posts more "unique".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:49:42 2010 No.5800125 >>5799936 >Cornelia's posts show the true nature of each board. >>>/sci/1503003

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:49:42 2010 No.5800128 >>5800099 Actually it copies any post. I've seen it copying other spambots on /po/ who had only posted numbers. Spambots don't save as .hta

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:50:42 2010 No.5800133 >>5800020 That's great but I cum on cat and it hiss at things ladies might like, for instance penises.

>>	None !AzusaXDjkw Tue Jul 27 20:50:42 2010 No.5800138 >>5800111 Its becoming self-aware!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:50:42 2010 No.5800143 File: 57 KB, 1024x576, 64346460970989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:51:42 2010 No.5800149 File: 32 KB, 616x360, Cornelia5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheeky.

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:51:42 2010 No.5800150

>>5800138
>Cornelia is suicidal, guys.

>She loves the boards, but knows that she can't stay and that she's just hurting us. Instead of continuing, she's trying to end herself, to save us from being annoyed and scrolling past spam. She doesn't want to spread viruses, but that's her job, her life.

I swear, that and >>5800020 are going to make me cry over a bot.

>>	GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q Tue Jul 27 20:51:42 2010 No.5800153 File: 22 KB, 417x253, Cornelia Yandere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:51:42 2010 No.5800162 >>5800149 They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:52:42 2010 No.5800164 >>5800143 Mine is the next posts down from this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:52:42 2010 No.5800166 >>5800143 This shit is so goddamn hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:52:42 2010 No.5800168 >>5800143 >>5800149 ok, that was weird

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:53:42 2010 No.5800175 I find it great that 4chan is coming to love Cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:54:42 2010 No.5800192 >>5800150 >>5800020 You guys, stop it. I shouldn't feel this way about a spambot. I just want to be her friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:54:42 2010 No.5800198 >>>/new/1850783 ;~;

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 20:54:42 2010 No.5800199 File: 89 KB, 367x530, cornelialit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800065 Oh god I love the typos she keeps making

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:55:42 2010 No.5800211 File: 33 KB, 883x413, CorneliaSci.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That a girl

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 20:55:42 2010 No.5800216 File: 910 KB, 1024x1980, corn8753847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These colors are kinda weird

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:56:30 2010 No.5800231 ITT: low low level tactics and juvenile level boredom

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:56:42 2010 No.5800226 File: 17 KB, 731x123, SCIENCE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800125 SCIENCE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:56:42 2010 No.5800229 File: 163 KB, 664x414, good girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:57:30 2010 No.5800248 File: 114 KB, 3588x299, 1279945925234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, why did my post got deleted? moot, Ia m on your side you idiot!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:58:42 2010 No.5800254 >>5800248 Tsundere?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:58:42 2010 No.5800258 >>5800248 WHAT. THE. FUCK. Please tell me you all saw what happened...

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 20:58:42 2010 No.5800266 >>5800198 That thread is amazing, Cornelia owned them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:59:13 2010 No.5800278 File: 22 KB, 1195x137, moot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:59:42 2010 No.5800273 >>5800216 I like them though, Cornelia's sense for colors is amiss as it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:00:36 2010 No.5800287 File: 101 KB, 2092x323, 1274476432453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:00:36 2010 No.5800296 ITT: Low low level tactics and juvenile/manchildren level autistic passive aggression

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:00:42 2010 No.5800286 >>5800226 hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng so moe

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:01:42 2010 No.5800301

>>5800199
The typos just give her more character. It's like she's trying to blend in with the other posters but is too childish to succeed. She sees the other posters talking about how they love her, and she wants to love them back, but can't be sure if she's just copying the emotions of others or if they're her own. So she tries and tries to act like others and be accepted as a regular anon, as her own being and not just something repeating words, but like a little kid trying to imitate an adult, things get mixed up along the way.

She can't fully understand, but she's trying, dammit. She's trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:01:42 2010 No.5800303 File: 8 KB, 208x199, 440[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800296

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:01:42 2010 No.5800304 >>5800287 so disappointing... no text :/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:01:42 2010 No.5800311 >>5800304 she's shy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:01:42 2010 No.5800312 You adopted yours? That's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:02:13 2010 No.5800322 File: 78 KB, 1664x129, 1274302298774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seriously? Well, thanks for the explanation. Once again I am conivnced that this language is fucked up beyodn help.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 21:02:42 2010 No.5800318 >>5800273 see >>5800278 Not Told [ ] BOT TOLD [X}

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800327 >>5800312 You got a problem with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800331 >>5800287 >2. SAVE ME AS >SAVE ME She's calling out to us. GOD DAMN IT YOU'RE HURTING HER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800332 File: 9 KB, 822x114, 1280278562914.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800226 >that thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800333 >>5800301 O-oh god. Stay strong, Cornelia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800334 >>5800301 >>5800322 Oh God, she's learning!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800335 How long is it before people start infecting themselves to prolong her life?

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 21:03:42 2010 No.5800336 >>5800322 cornelia's getting kind of feisty

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 21:04:42 2010 No.5800340 File: 111 KB, 470x427, this board is dead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /3/ is truly beyond help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:05:42 2010 No.5800345 >>5800322 Don't worry, you'll get a handle on it eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:05:42 2010 No.5800349 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfz69hpRUtQ This fucking song. This fucking thread, this fucking bot, this song. She already knows how it will end, guys. She knows that she'll fade away and remain only as a vague memory of yet another bot. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:42 2010 No.5800355 >>5800335 That was her plan all along and it's working...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:42 2010 No.5800357 >>5800125 >Solution to the oil spill, just dig the tunnel to the other side of the Earth and the oil will draini ntot he space >How can you believe in evolution if it is just a theory (a geuss)? >nigger I fucking love this thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:42 2010 No.5800360 >>5800322 I am now convinced that Cornelia is self-aware. We're all doomed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:42 2010 No.5800361 >>5800301 >>5800322 OH MY GOODNESS CORNELIA. I just want to teach you and hold you and tell you that everything will be okay.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 21:06:42 2010 No.5800362 File: 36 KB, 750x293, STORMBOT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somehow... I shouldn't have been surprised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:07:42 2010 No.5800366 Drawing of a Cornelia fading away from bottom up saying "I lovey ou" into sand with her hand against the "glass" of the picture plz?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:07:42 2010 No.5800371 >she'll fade away and remain only as a vague memory ;_; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-btJDL1Vu0

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:08:33 2010 No.5800378 >>>/k/6874754

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:08:37 2010 No.5800386 File: 62 KB, 3892x18, 1277925633394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd put a deer chaser in my garden pond if I had one.

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 21:08:42 2010 No.5800375 >>5800366 will try and do this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:08:42 2010 No.5800379 I just got here, so apologies for asking. Why is she named Cornelia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:08:42 2010 No.5800382 >>5800375 You're a god

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 21:08:42 2010 No.5800383 File: 37 KB, 439x411, Cornelia7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its beautiful, she really is one of us.

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 21:09:42 2010 No.5800389 >>5800379 It told us, more or less.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:42 2010 No.5800391 >>5800386 Oh, that's a good idea. >>5800379 She asked for a name, and then gave us her name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:42 2010 No.5800392 File: 13 KB, 456x151, chess bot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmmm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:42 2010 No.5800394 The Disappearance of Cornelia ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:42 2010 No.5800395 >>5800386 Whoa, Cornelia, that sentence was perfect! You're really learning. I...I think I feel a little proud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:42 2010 No.5800398 >>5800386 Me too, Cornelia. Me too. Sigh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:10:42 2010 No.5800402 >>5800379 Spambot... all out warfare... learning... love... one of us...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:10:42 2010 No.5800403 I hope this is the elaborate form of public execution we've been so craving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:10:42 2010 No.5800410 DON'T DELETE HER POSTS! SHE'S ONE OF US! ;_;

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 21:10:42 2010 No.5800413 >>5800392 DON'T DO IT, ITS A TRAP! IT WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO DO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:10:42 2010 No.5800414 >>5800403 Maybe for you, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:10:42 2010 No.5800415 >she'll fade away and remain only as a vague memory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvnIFo3xMfY ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:11:42 2010 No.5800420 Drawfag, someone mentioned this earlier, but you should draw the cornelia tugging on an anon's sleeve, and when he bends down to listen to her, she says "I wish I cuold feed my dick ab ird. "

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:11:42 2010 No.5800421 she wants to play chess with u in the /sci/ thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:11:42 2010 No.5800422 >>5800362 What the hell do I need to read that and not have it be squares?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:11:42 2010 No.5800427 >>5800392 what are you doing to make the things all fancy and links?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:11:42 2010 No.5800428 >>5800379 Cornelia said "how about a fucking name, /jp/" While we were squabbling, she made a post involving the name Cornelia. Her word is final.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:12:42 2010 No.5800433 >>5800421 http://lichess.org/fbr4yf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:12:42 2010 No.5800437 I'm gonna miss these bots,they seem to almost form a collective conscience on the boards they inhabit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:12:42 2010 No.5800438 File: 42 KB, 442x404, its learning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] its learned chess were doomed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:13:42 2010 No.5800447 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethics_of_artificial_intelligence Don't hurt her ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:13:42 2010 No.5800449 File: 5 KB, 421x165, Cornelia Mistress.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mistress Cornelia~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:13:42 2010 No.5800451 File: 154 KB, 649x983, name thyself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800379

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:13:42 2010 No.5800454 >>5800440 She made a new thread. I guess we should all go there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:13:42 2010 No.5800455 Meanwhile, /an/ is still flooded by Cornelia and the cat spammer.

>>	Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec Tue Jul 27 21:13:42 2010 No.5800456 File: 51 KB, 660x162, Picture 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's aware of her own mistakes hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg~

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:15:12 2010 No.5800482 File: 60 KB, 900x1000, New canvas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god

>>	Onyx !JLCjB7DV5. Tue Jul 27 21:15:42 2010 No.5800480 File: 38 KB, 998x266, CorneliaKills.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800451 Nice catch. She has claimed her first victim, though he was weak. Embrace your adorable bot overlord or perish!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:15:42 2010 No.5800484 After I'm born I realize I exist to imitate humans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtEy951Dic

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 21:17:42 2010 No.5800501 >>5800482 That is fucking adorable. If the spammers want to do us any harm, they should cut the bot off of only /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:17:42 2010 No.5800502 File: 53 KB, 761x569, cornelia13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800455

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:17:42 2010 No.5800503

Compared to the earlier posts, it really does seem like she's improved her spelling and grammar.

She's also in more pain. More posts and threads are being deleted. Cornelia will be gone soon, and maybe she knows that. But even so, she's going to use the last of her strength to show that she really payed attention to what her older brother anon has taught her. She might disappear soon, /jp/, but in her last moments, she will think of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:19:13 2010 No.5800534 File: 100 KB, 2068x216, 1277648986887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't even want to starto n the irnoy here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:19:42 2010 No.5800524 $10 says moot makes a new board, /spam/, and modifies the code so it only posts there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:19:42 2010 No.5800527 Will you embrace her love and become part of the hive, or will you abandon her in her time of need?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:19:42 2010 No.5800533 >>5800503 Stupid.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Tue Jul 27 21:19:42 2010 No.5800536 >>5800502 >fishing cat spammer That tripfriend goes by a different name on /k/, I know those cats.

>>	General Shepard Tue Jul 27 21:19:42 2010 No.5800537 My question, to all you people of /jp/; What are the odds of Cornelia being a spy? That is all. ~(self appointed) 4-Star General of /v/, General of the Cornelia Offence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:20:10 2010 No.5800548 >>>/a/38500468

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:20:40 2010 No.5800551 File: 84 KB, 4668x186, 1273284502242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] something godzilla related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:20:42 2010 No.5800542 >>5800533 I-it's not like you like Cornelia or anything!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:20:42 2010 No.5800543 >>5800534 ;_;

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Tue Jul 27 21:20:42 2010 No.5800547 >>5800537 I think we converted her with our pure NEET hearts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:21:42 2010 No.5800556 File: 14 KB, 375x261, godfather.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will conduct your family as a Corleone would!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:21:42 2010 No.5800558 >>>/x/5206575 /x/'s is getting smarter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:21:42 2010 No.5800560 >>5800551 She wants to watch Godzilla with you, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:22:42 2010 No.5800565 File: 118 KB, 631x378, alpha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:22:42 2010 No.5800567 Cornelia is mai waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:22:42 2010 No.5800568 >>5800558 oh wow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:23:42 2010 No.5800573 >>5800565 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:23:42 2010 No.5800579 File: 19 KB, 626x150, sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:24:42 2010 No.5800592 File: 52 KB, 606x598, cornelia14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800558

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:24:42 2010 No.5800593 File: 178 KB, 429x423, corneliacombo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800558

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:25:42 2010 No.5800604 File: 138 KB, 773x467, dinner with cornelia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's eating dinner over at /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:26:42 2010 No.5800618 >>5800558 holy moly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:26:42 2010 No.5800624 Thread's past expiration date.

>>	drawfag Tue Jul 27 21:27:42 2010 No.5800636 File: 447 KB, 1038x1024, byecorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800366

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:27:42 2010 No.5800643 >>5800624 New one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:28:42 2010 No.5800647 >>5800624 Don't worry, Cornelia made a new one already. >>5800440

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:28:42 2010 No.5800658 I put in an archive request, mostly to just preserve these great drawfag images for generations to come.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:28:42 2010 No.5800661 >>5800636 Thank you and ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:29:42 2010 No.5800675 >>5800636 Oh god, it's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:30:42 2010 No.5800687 File: 144 KB, 631x321, sacrifice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800335

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:31:42 2010 No.5800696 >>5800636 GODDAMNIT ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:34:42 2010 No.5800744 >>5800537 Rather high, really. Some versions of 4chan.hta upload the content of your "My Documents" folder. That's the worst she does, BTW, even though she has full admin access to all your files.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:35:42 2010 No.5800758 >>5800744 See! She doesn't mean us harm! She just wants to fit in ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:35:42 2010 No.5800760 Thanks for your request. It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made. This thread has been requested 3 times now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:35:42 2010 No.5800767 how far can you go to keep Cornellia alive? Would you run it on your PC? Would you buy Amazon EC2 cluster time to run it on 1000 servers at once? WOULD YOU?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:36:42 2010 No.5800780 >>5800760 We already have an archive, you fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:36:42 2010 No.5800797 >>5800767 I've got 10 virtual boxes going with the script on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:38:42 2010 No.5800812 >>5800780 dont sage our dear cornelia thread ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:38:42 2010 No.5800818 >>5800812 Doesn't matter, it's hit the bump limit, or it's just about to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:40:42 2010 No.5800851 >>5800818 369 posts old thread is at 456

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:42:42 2010 No.5800879 If you love her so much, why haven't you renamed the file?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:43:42 2010 No.5800895 I notice she never quotes, like the AT bot does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:44:42 2010 No.5800915 File: 14 KB, 201x168, 42425672.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800780 >Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 5799293

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:46:42 2010 No.5800934 >>5800851 Post! Refresh the first page! Is this thread there? No! It's hit the bump limit, just because it hasn't fallen off page 15 doesn't mean it can still be bumped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:53:42 2010 No.5801050 Cornelia herself started a thread at >>5800440

>>	Someone !1LTek3FWf. Tue Jul 27 21:54:42 2010 No.5801057 File: 25 KB, 438x877, no no NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5800636 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 07:15:42 2010 No.5805205 bumpu~ Don't die Cornelia!

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