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You're in a room with no doors or windows. The room is empty except for a table and a mirror.

How do you get out?

>> No.5790043

By reporting the OP. Consolidate your motherfucking threads.

>> No.5790037

You don't without someone's help.
Haven't you learned your lesson yet?

Stupid human.

>> No.5790053

small bombs

>> No.5790044

Jetpacks

>> No.5790045

Pierce the heavens

>> No.5790066

small bombs

>> No.5790071

summon my DID Meido.

>> No.5790074

Same way I got in

>> No.5790089

With LOVE
That's how those witches do it, amirite?

>> No.5790090

MAGIC XDXD

>> No.5790108

portals

>> No.5790257

>>5790044
>>5790045
>>5790053
>>5790066
>>5790071
>>5790074
>>5790108
No.

>> No.5790273

I kill my current peronality, become a little girl and leave the room. My old personality does no exist in that room anymore.

>> No.5790307

>>5790273
mind=blown

>> No.5790332

>>5790273
That's funny, i thought about the same argument.

>> No.5790340

>>5790273
>leave the room
Not like that you don't.

>> No.5790350
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5790350

I punch through the walls. They're made of cardboard since you didn't specify. Or I break through the wall, with the table.

Failing that, I go through the mirror because it leads to the outside.

>> No.5790367

>>5790350
That's some fucking twisted logic... You're getting more and more like a fucking screwed up witch.

>> No.5790379

>>5790032
>The room is empty except for a table and a mirror.
So my body isn't in the room. That was easy.

>> No.5790382

Be narcissistic and make the best of things.

Assuming there is light to see the mirror.

>> No.5790386

>>5790350
None of those methods work.

>> No.5790391

>>5790379
Are you implying that steel is your body and...... well nevermind.

>> No.5790400

You leave; There is no door, just a hole in the wall. This is old.

>> No.5790402

I smash the mirror with the table. Behind the mirror is a TUNNEL.

>> No.5790414

>>5790379
>>5790400
>>5790402
No.

>> No.5790418

First, I wonder how the hell someone made a room like that and put a table and a mirror inside it.
Then, I lose. Good day, sir.

>> No.5790427

Jump through the mirror

>> No.5790440

>>5790414
OK, seriously, my answer about their not being a doorway was clever.
If you can't fill out the holes in your riddles, don't fucking make them.

>> No.5790443

>>5790418
You made the room and walled yourself in.

>> No.5790451

Th room has no hoof.

>> No.5790460

Oh, I look in the mirror. I see myself. I am in the mirror.

>> No.5790464

>>5790427
No you don't.
>>5790440
No.
>>5790451
No.

>> No.5790473

>>5790460
Close.

But no.

>> No.5790489

and by being in the mirror you aren't in the room, holy shit you're a genius!

>> No.5790482

>>5790473
Explain it then, it's been 40 minutes. My bucket of care is empty.

>> No.5790504

> anons planning to fight without knowing the rules
I wonder why they bothered themselves to create umineko, you guys haven't learn a fucking thing.

>> No.5790524

I swear, if this riddle uses shitty English wordplay, I'm leaving.

>> No.5790533

>>5790524
You should have learned this back in the third grade~

>> No.5790544

Look in the mirror. See what you saw. Cut the table in half with saw. Reassemble the table. Two halves make a whole, climb out.

>> No.5790551

Is there an active and fast Internet connection and a modern computer?
If so, then why would I want to leave?

>> No.5790557

is the key of the riddle knowing what the room is? like if the room isn't a room but a fucking apple or some stupid shit.

>> No.5790564

>>5790451

>hoof

So, we know the room isn't a horse. Still, the room doesn't have a roof, either. I use the table and mirror as a ramp and walk out.

>>5790443

I wouldn't make a room like this because it's fucking retarded. The room doesn't exist.

>> No.5790568

>>5790464
There is no door there is a doorframe.
This riddle has been told before with my answer.
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.5790572

Holy shit, I am a table.

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5790577

>>5790544
I'm glad someone remembered.

>> No.5790579

>>5790551
The sight in the mirror would be unbearable.

>> No.5790580

>>5790544

Fuck wordplay, this is a room with four walls and no ceiling. Climb the fuck out.

>> No.5790587

>>5790572
I am a mirror. We're fucked man.

>> No.5790593

>>5790577
I didn't, I Googled it which I'm surprised none of you stupid fucks did before I did.

>> No.5790615

>>5790580
Good luck climbing a smooth wall.

>> No.5790614

>no doors or windows.
>except for a table and a mirror.

The room has no floor. I have already left.

>> No.5790611

Worse than DID meido.

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>> No.5790609

>>5790593

Because it's a stupid wordplay puzzle nobody gives a shit about. Cutting cheese with one slice of the knife is the same way. You can say "one" and it'll sound wrong, but it's technically the right answer.

Fucking riddles.

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>>5790544

>> No.5790631

>>5790593
because nobody was that curious or that bored... yet.

>> No.5790637

>>5790615

Didn't say how tall the walls are. I'm surrounded by 3 foot high fences, I hop over the wall and leave.

>> No.5790639

So becoming the little girl wasn't the answer? I call BS

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5790642

Magic.

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5790653

>>5790619

>> No.5790657

>>5790639
There're tons of answers, you'll just end up formulating them endlessy.
... unless the death of this thread that is.

>> No.5790672

You're in a room and Nrvnqsr Chaos is feeling like throwing sharks outside.

How do you get out?

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5790725

>>5790672
I take my glasses off and cut everything in sight.

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5790732

Hye/ jp/, what are you going to do when you can't leech off your family anymore? I plan on taking euthanasia but that's just me. Just the thought of having to interact iwth people and being slaved literally sends chills down my spine.

>> No.5790744

Stand on the table to climb over the walls.
Take mirror to check myself out.

>> No.5790833

Easy- just because there is no door doesn't mean where the door should be is gone. Just walk out the huge gaping hole in the wall where the door should be.

>> No.5790845

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>> No.5790850

The table is made of steel and the walls are made of wood. No one said what they were made of, so this reasoning applies.

After I'm done, I can check myself on the mirror to see I still look good. Then, I leave the room.

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