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Would you date a maleanon /jp/?

>> No.5789316

Considering I'm female, yeah, I would. Sadly, I've had a really hard time finding any guys who are into /jp/ sort of stuff in my area. Pretty much everyone is normalfag as fuck. Feels bad, man.

>> No.5789314

I date myself all the time.

>> No.5789324

>>5789316
>I'm Female
Don't say that~

>> No.5789334

>>5789324
Yeah, I know it's usually kind of taboo to admit that here, but I thought this thread kind of demands it anyway.

>> No.5789348

>>5789334

This thread doesn't demand shit.

>> No.5789363

>>5789348
Easy now, buddy. There's no need to get angry. All I'm saying is that I certainly wouldn't mind dating a guy with similar interests, and it frustrates me that they can be so difficult to find in the real world. If you don't like thinking about me as female, then just forget I said anything and imagine me as a gay man. Or forget I exist entirely, since it's not too hard to ignore a couple of posts. I dunno.

>> No.5789370

>>5789334
I am a handsome individual that attends church every Sunday. I am also a doctor, have a huge income, and have a huge, lengthy penis. I only have /jp/ hobbies. Let's hook up!

>> No.5789376

Yes
and I'm not female.

>> No.5789386

>>5789348
>GET THIS PESKY 3D PIG DISGUSTING SLUT OFF MY /jp/ !!!

>> No.5789387

>>5789363
Well it's probably because of where you live. I mean how often outside of Japan would you see anything on someone in public that would let you know that are interested in anything /jp/ related?

Unless they had some sort of bullshit 'baka baka' shirt on, in which case I'd avoid talking to them.

>> No.5789388

>>5789370
Sorry, I don't date religious people (they can be alright as friends, but I'm just not comfortable dating one) and no way am I going to hook up with some stranger over the internet. But that's nice of you to offer, anyway.

>> No.5789397

>>5789363
Well supposed femanon. How do you go about finding these individuals? What kind of hints or clues would you need to know that "This guy is a /jp/ anon!"

>> No.5789401

Only if he is a girl.

>> No.5789411

>>5789387
Well yeah, obviously. I mean, I don't exactly wear my power level on my sleeves either, but I do bring it up eventually, and the reactions I get are never very encouraging.

>> No.5789416

I'm a female and I would never date a maleanon, you guys are disgusting.

>> No.5789420

>>5789411
Well how exactly do you bring it up?

>> No.5789422
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>>5789411
>I mean, I don't exactly wear my power level on my sleeves either

Alright this umbrella should be required wear for everyone here.

>> No.5789437

>>5789397
Well I don't look at a guy and immediately think he is or isn't a /jp/ anon, but usually I'll bring it up (well, more my /jp/ related hobbies than /jp/ itself) and see how receptive they are too it. So far this strategy has been fairly unsuccessful, to say the least.

>> No.5789439

>>5789420
Other femanon here, I'm also curious.

But she probably eases into the conversation by talking about games/foreign shit.

>> No.5789441

>>5789388
Come on femanon~
Think about it. You could corrupt my pure, religious, virgin soul.

>> No.5789449

>>5789439
Yeah, pretty much like that. Every time, though, the guy either pretends to be interested when he obviously doesn't give a shit, or just laughs right in my face. (Well, I've only had that happen once, but still, it did hurt my feelings a bit...)

>> No.5789479

>>5789449
Really? I've mentioned power-level shit to guys plenty of times and that's never happens to me. That's pretty awful.

>> No.5789472

>>5789449
Well I wouldn't think anyone, including a /jp/ anon himself/herself, would admit to such hobbies even if you eased into it. The best way is to somehow say "Japanese cooking spaghetti" and see if they snicker or looked shocked.

>> No.5789485

>>5789479
Yeah, like I said, it only happened once, and the guy was kind of an asshole anyway. Didn't have much to do with him after that. I don't think he really meant any harm by it, but still, it kind of hurt.

>> No.5789492

My ideal sort of male-anon would discuss utterly shit seacats theories with me. We'd then talk about how shitty the series is, but secretly love it. And we'd both masturbate to Erika/Dlanor and blast the music in our shitty little room.

>> No.5789495

EVERY-FUCKING-ONE IN THIS THREAD IS FUCKING REPORTED.

>> No.5789511
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>>5789422
WHERE CAN I GET THIS?!

Also, femanon here. I'm strange and have a thing for pathetic nerdy guys, so /jp/ maleanons are the best.

>> No.5789518
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>>5789511
You have to paypal me the 10,000円 to purchase one as well before I tell you.

>> No.5789551

>>5789546
Who said I wasn't.

>> No.5789546

>>5789511
>Have a thing for pathetic nerdy guys

So why aren't you on /cgl/?

>> No.5789545

>>5789518
I'm almost willing to take this offer.

I'll just make it myself instead.

>> No.5789555

>>5789545
Well make me one too merci.

>> No.5789562

>>5789551
Are you a lolita or a cosplayer? Just curious, occasional lolita femanon myself.

>> No.5789578

I rather date a trap than a /jp/ femanon. Admit it, you're here because you're not wanted.

>> No.5789580

>>5789562
Cosplayer. I'm too poor for lolita. I cosplay touhou at local cons and quietly sit in the corner.

>> No.5789599

>>5789580
I'm too unskilled for cosplay, but now I'm glad that "ITT: people who don't play Touhou" in every Touhou cosplay thread might actually be untrue.

>> No.5789605

>>5789580
>cgl, cosplayer
>quiet

/jp/ liar concept.

>> No.5789636

>>5789578
Did you just mention trap? In b4 shitstorm

>> No.5789697

>>5789492
Wow....this is also my dream

>> No.5789694

>>5789685
I don't go to cons and I hate being touched by/touching people I don't know, so no.

>> No.5789685

>>5789580
>>5789599

Have you ladies ever "glomped" anyone? I have a hard time imagining a femanon who visits both /jp/ and /cgl/ who isn't a massive, annoying hambeast.

>> No.5789688

I only date tripfags.

>> No.5789709

>>5789688
sup baby

>> No.5789717

>>5789697
I'm a man tough

>> No.5789722

>>5789685
Fuck no.
I did get "glomped" once though. Bitch broke the nail on my big toe. Was bleeding the rest of the day.

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>>5789685
Out of the two, I primarily visit /jp/, but I do lurk /cgl/ the odd occasion. I have never attended a con, as there is never any in my area. I have cosplayed before though, on Hallowe'en where it's really the only acceptable time to cosplay outside of cons. I have never 'glomped' anyone, because I'm not retarded. I'm not overweight either. In fact, you could say that I'm underweight.

>> No.5789736

Someone explain this "glomped" phenomena to me.

>> No.5789750

>>5789736
1. Be fat
2. Battle cry
3. Throw yourself at someone and hug them against their will

>> No.5789755

>>5789697
Fate has brought us together.

>> No.5789766
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5789766

I met another /jp/ femanon -once- at an EGL meetup around here. Hope she doesn't mind this photo of us being posted here.

>> No.5789768

>>5789755
We should meet

>> No.5789765

>>5789734
unless you're under 50kg/110lbs you're overweight

>> No.5789764

>>5789750
Sounds horrific.

>> No.5789774

>>5789736

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pEcDex_nLo

Now imagine if that cute asian girl is like 200 lbs. heavier
Which probably did happen to that fag.

>> No.5789778

>>5789766
Let me borrow your dress.

>> No.5789785

>>5789766
Whoever is on the left, I have to say that the fork on her jacket is adorable.

>> No.5789790

I was expecting this to be a gay thread, but it was another athens thread instead.
Just how many of these have you made today?
Get bored and go back to /r9k/ already.

>> No.5789798

>>5789790
Fuck you, keep him in your quarantine.

Sooo who wants to be the first lucky girl to suck an alpha's cock?

>> No.5789802

>>5789685
Really? I've always suspected that most of /jp/ is malnourished.
Of course, I could just be projecting myself onto all of /jp/, and if so, I'm sorry for that.

>> No.5789819

>>5789798
>Implying you are Alpha
You ain't shit, the mere fact that you need a trip to grab attention means you are a Beta, now sit down.

>> No.5789817

>>5789798
He's the guy who makes 95% of "femanon" posts on /jp/, you know.
He samefriends himself, shameless troll slut.

>> No.5789811

>>5789778
Non

>>5789785
It is.

>> No.5789816
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5789816

>>5789790
Calm down bro.

>> No.5789829
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5789829

>>5789816
But I am calm.

>> No.5789830

>>5789802
I vaguely recall us having a weight/height thread several months back, and the general conscenus was that most of us were in fact underweight, with hambeasts being the minority.

>> No.5789833

>>5789817

Nah, I only pretend to be a trollanon in AIM thread.

>> No.5789839

>>5789830
I meant 'general consensus'.

>> No.5789845
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>>5789829
Let athens and the rest have their fun, nothing will come up of this thread anyway.

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>>5789819
>mfw an internet NPC tries to belittle the master race

>> No.5789876
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5789876

>>5789850
>mfw you got told by a real Alpha what your place is, and you comeback with nonsensical dribble
Typical Beta behavior.

>> No.5789888

Open for business ladies

Post some pics

>> No.5789896
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>>5789876

It's cool bro, we can't all speak English.

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>>5789850
>>5789876
>mfw when none of the femanons would date either of you

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>>5789895
>mfw when you actually believe that

>> No.5789922
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5789922

>My face when this thread.

>> No.5789938
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5789938

>mfw when filthy subhumans still use terms like Alpha and Beta

>> No.5789944

>>5789922
Samefag here. I've actually got a good question(I think It's good, anyway.)If all the maleanons(Or most of them, atleast.)Want to be the little girl. What about the supposed Femanons?

>> No.5789966

>>5789896
>>5789917
well you two stupid fucks just ruined the thread

hope you're happy

niggers

>> No.5789968

>>5789966

Sorry, amigo. You were so close to getting laid, too.

>> No.5789978

>>5789966
Simmer down, betanon.

>> No.5789998

>>5789944
We all want to be alpha.

>> No.5790021

>>5789944
Well, I can't say I've ever wanted to be the little boy, if that's what you're asking. As far as being a little girl again... Nah, I'm alright where I am now.

>> No.5790052

>>5789944

I want to be a trap.

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