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5770341 No.5770341 [Reply] [Original]

Why isn't there more porn of the Umineko moms?

>> No.5770354

The phrase TOO OLD comes to mind.

>> No.5770367

Because nobody likes them. It's all about bunnygirls/septuplet gangbang/loli lesbian witches.

>> No.5770380
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>>5770367
Hey, that's not true!
There's also porn of normal, heterosexual women-
Bwahahaha, who am I kidding, it's all about the witches and the lesbians.

>> No.5770386

Pedos, and lolicons.

Pedos and lolicons everywhere.

in b4 they're the same thing you dumb nigger or something along those lines

>> No.5770391

Because if you draw porn of them it must either be solo or with their husband except Kyrie who gets Levi.

>> No.5770401

>>5770354
They're perfect age

>> No.5770404

I don't like hags.

>> No.5770424

RosaXHerself
NatsuhiXJessica
EvaXShannonXAnge
KyrieXLeviXRudolf she is the top.

>> No.5770445

>>5770341
Because the jap "artists" completely waste all of the gangrape/incest/femdom/NTR potential of Umineko in favor of yaoi or missionary position stuff.

>> No.5770447

>>5770424
>EvaXShannonXAnge
Double hate sex?

>> No.5770473
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Delicious 50 year old tits.

>> No.5770474

>>5770447
Man, oh man. I really hope on the real Rokkenjima Eva was the one to kill Shannon.

It's very odd, but when you realize that Eva is RIGHT about almost EVERYTHING , you kinda come to respect her.

>> No.5770507

>>5770474
She and Ange are more or less the same person.
It's almost hilariously tragic.

>> No.5770529

>>5770507
They could have been a loving family if Eva would have just camed down about George(though it would have been hard)

>> No.5770556

>>5770529
She should love Ange for being her last family member.

>> No.5770551

>>5770529
Same with Ange moving on from Rudolf and Kyrie.
They're both clever, cynical, forceful people.

It really is quite something.

Heck, the only other two characters who are even close to being as similar to each other are Jessica and Battler.

>> No.5770571

>>5770551
yeah only Eva isn't as cold as Ange.And Ange isn't ruthless to others.

>> No.5770572

>>5770556
Yeah well... one would think so.

>> No.5770575

>>5770556
And Ange shouldn't have blamed the deaths of her family members on her.

Do remember that Eva did try.

If we want to be literal we could say BERN DID IT LULZ but meh.

>> No.5770598

>>5770571
Ange isn't cold at all look at how she treats the 7 Sisters and Sakutaro/Maria.

>> No.5770600

>>5770551
>Jessica and Battler
I sincerely hope we don't get any Cain and Abel bullshit from those two, but we might. Man, it sucks when the good guys get screwed.

>> No.5770606

>>5770598
Imaginary friends don't count.

>> No.5770607

>>5770598
She likes her imaginary friends?
Who would have thought.

>> No.5770615

>>5770607
I wonder if Maria was relly talking to her all that time though.
>>5770606
>>5770598
Juuza then.

>> No.5770632

>>5770615
Juuza she's rather distant to, in all honesty. But Ange is at her core a good person, like Eva is truly at her core a good person. It's just that they both had a hard life.

>> No.5770651

>>5770632
Yeah Eva is good but i hate How she treats Shannon and Natsuhi.

>> No.5770670

>>5770651
How she treats the mass murderer and the person playing weekend at Bernie's, you mean?

Dude, she was RIGHT!

Shannon IS bad news, Natsuhi WAS hiding something.

Had everyone listened to Eva, everyone wouldn't be DEAD!

>> No.5770687

>>5770670
Well, you know, "Without love it can't be seen", but there are some things that can only be seen without love.

>> No.5770690

>>5770670
But I thought Eva was a killer too.

>> No.5770703

>>5770690
Eva shot Battler in a situation where there were only two people left alive. Well, three, but one was blind lesbian Jesus.

You can't call her a murderer so much as a victim of circumstance.

>> No.5770728

Lets dicuss Kyrie now she seems.....actually normal.

>> No.5770747

>>5770728
You have read EP6 right?

>> No.5770755

>>5770747
Not yet

>> No.5770765
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>> No.5770795

Rokkenjima - Where the hottest women are 50, the servants are furniture, and the most rational person is the lesbian.

>> No.5770803

>>5770795
>most rational person is the lesbian
it's the same way in real life too.(unless they are butch)

>> No.5770805

>>5770703
Jessica was already dead when Eva killed Battler.

>>5770728
Kyrie admitted to planning on killing Asumu. And Natsuhi killed that baby. If anything, Rosa's the most normal since she's the only one who hasn't committed murder.

>> No.5770826

>>5770805
What about the husbands have they done any murders?

>> No.5770846

>>5770805
It was never outright stated that she was dead. And if she was, well, more to the point I was making! Eva and Battler were the only two left, her decision wasn't that irrational. But by no means is Rosa the nicest person, she lies to people blatantly in episode two about Kinzo existing, about seeing Beatrice.... she's a force to be reckoned with.

>> No.5770868

>>5770846
She lied about meeting beato when she was younger?Or the letter handing.

>> No.5770877

>>5770868
She lies about seeing Guest Beatrice in episode two. She also lies about chatting with Kinzo, and coerces Genji to aid her.

I think Rosa gets killed off from the get go so often because of the threat she poses.

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It stinks, doesn't it, OP?

>> No.5770891

>>5770805
>Rosa's the most normal since she's the only one who hasn't committed murder.
You missed ep2 chapel door locking?

>> No.5770889

>>5770826
None that we know of.

>>5770846
I think it's pretty irrational when you end up killing your nephew AND THEN going back home and trying to get close to his sister because she's the only one left. It would have made more sense for her to just kill Ange and make it look like an accident.

I wasn't exactly saying Rosa was nice, but at least she's not a murderer. She would never kill Maria, even though she beats her pretty badly.

>> No.5770896

>>5770877
Plus she found the gold in EP3, a few minutes too late. She was probably killed right afterward because of this.

>> No.5770918

>>5770889
In your mind, that nephew was the killer. Course we're assuming that episode 3 corresponds to the real world, when episode 6 tells us that episode 3 is also a fiction.

>> No.5770946

>>5770918

Waiit. Really? That was one of the more outlandish theories I entertained way back then.

>> No.5770960

>>5770918
EP3 is the only one that can truly be confirmed to be real, at least the end result, or else Ange wouldn't have grown up the way she did.

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5771614

I don't get it. Look at this fucking image. How has this not spawned more porn?

>> No.5771640

>>5771614
She was being a bitch and we all did not notice her boobs.

>> No.5771662

>>5771640
hahahahahaha

You overestimate people, anon. Of course they looked at the tits.

>> No.5771691

>>5771640
just look at them, dude

>> No.5771705

>>5771691
I really could care less about her breasts after how she treated Ange-sama.

>> No.5771713

>>5771691

>Look at that Eva

I'm looking.

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