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5762994 No.5762994 [Reply] [Original]

I live on a farm and have chickens.

A fox has been getting into the coop and killing chickens, but I can't shoot the fox because I think it might be Ran paying me a visit and taking the dead chickens home to feed to Yukari and Chen.

Discuss.

>> No.5763006

Does it have nine tails? If not, it's okay to kill that fox.

Same goes for cats that don't have two tails.

>> No.5763008

Are you sure it's a fox? it might be coyotes

>> No.5763013
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5763013

No. Fuck you.

>> No.5763019

I told you fox

>> No.5763020

Ran must be freed from her corporeal prison by the cleansing fire of your shotgun.

Only then can she return to Gensokyo.

>> No.5763029

Capture it and demand it turn into your waifu or you'll kill it

>> No.5763043

Shoot it, if it's Ran she's gonna survive it (and possibly rape you as retribution).

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>> No.5763051
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Fuck, I hate IRL foxes.

They already sound like they've been shot and are near death every time they start howling.

Ran's not annoying like that.

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5763065

<_< do you think you could kill ran with a gun????

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>> No.5763074

>>5763051

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU

I rest my case.

BAAHAHHRRRRGHHHH
BAAAAHHHHHGHHHHR
RRRAHHGHBLAGHHHH

>> No.5763077

>>5762994
Fix the fence, idiot.

>> No.5763084

Do you know that you can make a fox your familiar by burying/chaining it with food just outside its reach, waiting until it's almost dead of starvation and cutting its head with a bamboo saw?

Well, that's for dogs at least.

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>>5763065
This post gave me cancer.

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>>5763074

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>>5763074
BAAHAHHRRRRGHHHH
BAAAAHHHHHGHHHHR
RRRAHHGHBLAGHHHH

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