/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Having big horns on your head must suck. Just imagine how hard brushing your hair would be. And you wouldn't be able to wear many types of hats and accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

I would just walk around topless

[Anonymous No.]

But as Suika demonstrates, a whole new range of cute accessory options opens as you can stick all kinds of crap on your horns.

[Anonymous No.]

Now you know why oni's are alchoholics

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752253

But they are the most powerful type of youkai in exchange for minor inconveniences.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika will never ask you to help brush her hair or put on shirts for her.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752275

Fuck you. I almost cried...

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

Suika is too drunk to care about her hair. She couldn't even make a proper ponytail. She probably just tears it off at the bangs when it gets in her eyes and pisses her off.

She probably smells like little girl's gym bloomers that never get washed with sake spilled on them. HHHRRRRRRNNNGGGGGHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Suika is like a walking blowjob machine. Greatest sucking power in Gensokyo, tight throat and handlebars on head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752309

She smells like sake. It's a good smell.

[Maple !storyRpJp6 No.]

>>5752324

[Suika !WODiPzWX8U No.]

>>5752324
you made a funny

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752324

I'm pretty sure oni have fangs.

And everyone knows Sanae gives the best blowjobs. She has the tongue of a frog god.

[Maple !storyRpJp6 No.]

>>5752383
>tongue of a slut

[Suika !WODiPzWX8U No.]

>>5752389
here it comes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752383

I bet Suwako is better.

[Anonymous No.]

well I certainly wouldn't turn down a blowjob from Suika...

>she has fangs

whatever, a little bit of raking here and there never killed anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd imagine the weight would make your neck strong as heck though

[Anonymous No.]

She could accidentally suck all your insides through your dick.

[Suika !WODiPzWX8U No.]

>>5752420
delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752399

let's not forget the about the biggest, sloppiest tongue in all of Gensokyo here...

[C̷ar͡m̶e͞ń ̧Sa͜n̛d̸ieg̸o !TiaraF0lSI No.]

>>5752399

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't get a blowjob from her, I'd just hug her tight ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752414

Oni can lift mountains anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika > Suwako > Aya > Sanae

In terms of blowjob proficiency.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752412

But her body is like 70% alcohol. Her saliva is about as potent a disinfecting agent as regular strength rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752431

She would stick her tongue up your dick all the way to the bladder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752461

And this is bad? How? You could get drunk just from her saliva or vaginal fluids. I bet even her sweat taste like sake.

She is likely the most delicious loli ever. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752461

>doesn't see the problem at first
>fang makes a tiny little nick
>saliva gets in it
>OHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


>>5752424
The blush stickers on the umbrella made me laugh out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752488
In earlier discussions we came to the conclusion that Suika's vagina must be smelly because she drinks so much alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752495
It smells of alcohol, yeah. Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752507
Mmm, I like that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752488

>You could get drunk just from her saliva or vaginal fluids.

the first day I ever came to /jp/, like a year and a half ago by now, there was a discussion at length of how drinking Suika's pee would get you shitfaced.

I knew then that I had found something good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752495

That's bullshit. Alcohol kills all the bacteria. Her vagina smell like a freshly opened sake bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752495
You could always wash her thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752510

No, it smells like a fine wine, fermented for a few hundred years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752520
You think any given drink stays in her for centuries? She pisses that stuff out.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752507

Make sure the water's isn't cold, otherwise she might think you're trying to sober her up and start swinging.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752507

Make sure the water isn't cold, otherwise she might think you're trying to sober her up and start swinging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752531

One could argue that onis don't piss

And even if they didn't, her blood alcohol level would be like 80% and she would smell like that fine wine all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752232
Or navigating doorways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752554

50% at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752324
i lol'd forever. you have a good point.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752554

If Suika didn't piss, she would have exploded centuries ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752566
Well couldn't she change the density of her liquids and evaporate it through her hand or something then? Or just prevent peeing in general because of the density?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752495

Dead drunk girls smell really good.

I know what I'm talking about, I'm a slav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752576
Sure, she could, but requires effort. Easier to just piss everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Her breath should be able to kill a human. Except Russians and Poles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752554
>One could argue that onis don't piss
That reminds me of somebody...

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752576

I'd rather she piss normally than through her hand.

And the second one is kind of a god and microwave burrito scenario. Her gourd is bottomless; she's probably drank enough sake to flood the regular world thousands of times over over the course of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752601

In any case, she probably smells like an expensive wine regardless of her status of urination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752606
I guess it can't be helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752614

I wouldn't care, as I said before I'd hug her tight.

[Suika !WODiPzWX8U No.]

>>5752601
imagine if it got tipped over some place where it can't be turned upright again, and it can flow out into the outside world. What the hell would happen? Sake world?

[Anonymous No.]

Suika pats you on the back. You smile, not knowing that she has covered your back with piss.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752606

The esters and other hydrocarbons that give fine alcohol its fragrance are much larger than ethanol and therefore are much less likely to slip past membranes and make it to the pores.

tl;dr, She probably smells like rubbing alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752617

The canon explanation is that it only holds a certain number of ounces, so if you tip it over it would spill until it is empty, but then when you turn it back upright, it is magically refilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752617
You gotta flip it over to reset it. It won't pour out endlessly if she drops it cause of that safeguard.

Now, if you have a machine rotating it... then things get interesting.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752614

>Suika pats you on the back. You scream, because she just snapped your spine in half.

Fix'd.

>>5752617

If it happened in the regular world, eventually it would flood until the gourd made it to space, then it would start filling space, extinguishing stars, overloading black holes, etc.

In Gensokyo, the oni underground would start drinking it up before it could flood everything.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752614

>Suika pats you on the back. You scream, because she has just snapped your spine in half.

Fix'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752635

So basically, NEVER, EVER hand her gourd to Hina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752383
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

Pfft. Guys, Sukia does piss. What do you think is in the gourd?

You didn't really think it came from nowhere, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752659
Unless Hina develops a sudden love of cartwheels, it should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752672
i lol'd from that idea and now my jaw hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752594
хорошо быть руским.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752617
Stick a cork in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752673
Another entry for the "Things I want to do if I ever end up in Gensokyo"?

137: Teach Hina how to cartwheel.

[nub !!LyelpkA5suF No.]

>>5752672

Ibuki Suika: Perpetual Alcohol Device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752576
>Or just prevent peeing in general because of the density
So Suika consist mostly of piss? Haha, i'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752770

Hrm I think he meant suika could change the density of her urine to inconceivably small levels

[Maple !storyRpJp6 No.]

tastes good man.

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta love dem horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752951
The air you're breathing now is thick with Suika's piss. Even here, in the outside world, you cannot escape the piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5753039
>outside world
Funny guy.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5753211
Thanks for the bump, spam san

[Anonymous No.]

yes, we were having such an enlightening discussion on the intricacies of Suika pissing.

[Anonymous No.]

From horns to blowjob to pissing.

Never change /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I love you /jp/.

Never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752383
>sure oni have fangs.
Fangs are lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5752729
We're only on 137? I figured /jp/ would at least break 1000.