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5748867 No.5748867 [Reply] [Original]

I wish to spend the rest of my life with Yuka.

>> No.5748876

As fertilizer for her flowers?

>> No.5748878

That'd be a very painful five seconds.

>> No.5748881

>>5748876
dead plants fertilize better than dead peoples.

>> No.5748883

I'd say something but I realized that all the posts so far have been wittier than what I was about to say.

>> No.5748884

>>5748878
>Implying he can last 5 seconds.

>> No.5748887

Then allow me to kill you and chop your body into pieces. I will scatter your carcasses around the sunflower field. And then I will scatter sunflower seeds on top.

When your soul embedded in those flowers, your wish shall be granted.

>> No.5748895

>>5748887
that'd probably kill the seeds.

>> No.5748911

>>5748895
Now that you mention it, this isn't a good idea at all.

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