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5720550 No.5720550 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We exchange /jp/ trolling tips.

>> No.5720557

go back to /v/

>> No.5720561

/jp/ can be trolled with just about anything.

>> No.5720563
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5720563

Put "Invisible Sky Magician" and a secure tripcode in the name field.

Instant replies.

>> No.5720574
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>>5720557
Why so mad with sage?

>> No.5720575

Call sakuratou, kon from bleach
Call people's favorite touhou's shit
Call touhou's shit and hope it triggers an image dump

>> No.5720590

You shouldn't need help trolling /jp/.

>> No.5720592

Pretend sage and post counts = butthurt.

>> No.5720593

For all of you guys who want to be oldfriends tripfag, from Anonymous Jones with love:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/81708

>> No.5720600

You make a new thread with trollface.jpg and title it "ITT: We exchange /jp/ trolling tips."
Guranteed replies.
Why yes, I'm quite well aware of the irony

>> No.5720601
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5720601

Post Saten in any thread.
haters will allways hate her.
But i and some other people love Saten<3
Also uiharu

>> No.5720604

>>5720574
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.5720607
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>>5720601

>> No.5720609

Pretend you're under the impression that /jp/ loves Japan.

>> No.5720612

>>5720604
Anonymous, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

>> No.5720618

Mention another board / website outside of /jp/

>> No.5720617

Claim that Imperishable Night had the best GST.

Pretend that PAD is the height of hilarity.

Any emoticon other than ;_;

"Look at my doubles" posts (bonus points if you delete post every time you don't get doubles)

And (of course) don't sage metathreads.

>> No.5720625

Insult R07 fanboys reading comprehension.
Criticize Saya no Uta and present logical flaws.

>> No.5720626

>>5720617
On second thought hailing PoFV's GST to be the best will get you an even more negative reaction.

>> No.5720639

Make tripfag appreciation threads.

>> No.5720657

Take screenshots of other trolls being successful and post it in the form of a demotivator.

>> No.5720660

>>5720639
Which one? Suigin, Currybutt or Arcueid Brunestud!ARC ?

>> No.5720661

>>5720563
I don't get this.

>> No.5720665

>>5720660
ALL OF THEM

>> No.5720675

>>5720660
me me me

>> No.5720681

>>5720675
Be a mod first Haruhi1994.

>> No.5720694
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>> No.5720707

>>5720694
What a horrible font, terrible grammar too
2/10

>> No.5720714

>>5720563
oh god, lol, that guy was a glorious asstard

>> No.5720716

>>5720639
But they already do that posting as anon.

>> No.5720725

>>5720707
It's just a thumbnail, you fucking idiot, don't you see the resolution up there?

>> No.5720727

also, op, post some mixed touhou dumps, that really "GRINDS" /jp/'s "GEARS" iykwim

>> No.5720729

>>5720725
LOL, you have terrible eyes. I read i just fine.

>> No.5720731

>>5720725
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>> No.5720734

>>5720729
You read "i"? What the fuck does that mean?

>> No.5720736

Pretend that you're an idiot and answer seriously to the obvious trolls.

>> No.5720749

Make a thread where you pretend to be trolling people who love Japan. In reality, you'll be trolling those who can't stand the implication that /jp/ loves Japan.

I swear, it works every fucking time. You could do it daily, with slight variations, and people would still be replying to it a year from now.

>> No.5720751

>>5720734
I dunno, Jones' script haxed my anus and made the "t" after the "i" disappear. It's supposed to be "it"

>> No.5720776

-Make a tripfag thread
-Talk about how you love or hate a certain tripfag, or how that tripfag is your favorite or most hated, or how that tripfag ruins or makes /jp/ a better place
-Take group pictures from some anime-related franchise and put tripfag names on every character

>> No.5720787
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>>5720707

You understand that that's a trolling image, right?

>> No.5720788

>>5720776
It's like I'm really CurryButt!!!!

>> No.5720836

>>5720751
Reported for not reporting.

>> No.5720906

>>5720749
>implying those people are actually trolled

>> No.5720999

>>5720788
Curry doesn't do shit like that.

>> No.5721039

>>5720751
Oh, the script works for replies too, now? Excellent.

>> No.5721058
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>> No.5721092

pretend that R07 is a bad writer

>> No.5721098

>>5721039
Always bet on Anonymous Jones.

>> No.5721118

>>5720999
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>> No.5721119

>>5721092
You don't need to pretend.

>> No.5721120

>sankakucomplex

>> No.5721126

>>5721092
>Implying he's a good writer

>> No.5721136
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5721136

Post a picture with no text. Increased effectiveness if it's from an anime or video game.

>> No.5721145

>>5721120
I'm pretty sure you could go for a long way just keeping /jp/ updated with the latest articles from there at all times.

>> No.5721188

"Hello, I'm from <insert board here>"

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