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5709749 No.5709749[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

The problem with Touhou's increasingly massive variety of non-human girls is that it's increasingly very difficult to decide on which one I want to mix my human genes with.

>> No.5709757

If you picked a fairy your kids would probably gain a really long lifespan.

>> No.5709761
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5709761

Procreate with Sanae
Have children with slut genes
???
Have mutual sex with little girls

>> No.5709765

Heretic detected

Enjoy having your blood spilled in the name of the Emperor

>> No.5709770

>>5709757
doesn't that apply to any non-humans?

>> No.5709775

>>5709765
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>> No.5709781

You got 0% chance to pass genes to anyone of them.

>> No.5709783
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5709783

The solution to your problem with Toohoo's increasingly massive variety of non-human girls is pretty obvious.

Speed up your own genes to the point that none of your genes can keep up with the speed, which will overlap time space so hard that you'll turn into some sort of demon.

Fuck, man, I wish I understood Toohoos.

>> No.5709788

>>5709781
>sadfrog.png

>> No.5709791

>>5709783
Fucking Toohoos, how do they work?!

>> No.5709795

>>5709783
What. Are you on cocaine?

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5709801

>>5709775
I believe he just did

>> No.5709827

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>> No.5709830

>>5709770
Probably, but fairies are also a part of nature so I'm thinking that the offspring would get a kind of regeneration ability.

>> No.5709856

>>5709801
Yeah, and he got killed for being imperial scum.

Death to the false emperor.

>> No.5709866

>>5709757
They would also be retarded

>> No.5709893

a youkai is not a human, it was an animal or an item before it became a magical monster.

humans can't procreate with those, unless you find yourself a chimpanzee youkai.

>> No.5709900

>>5709893
It's magic.

Ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.5709916

>>5709866
Not all of the fairies are Cirno.

>> No.5709924

>>5709749
First, you have to single those out who can actually bear children,
then strike out those you aren't compatible with (animals, objects, fears, etc).

That leaves some magicians, and maybe the tengu.

>> No.5709925
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5709925

i don't mind having frogs in my house

>> No.5709930

>then strike out those you aren't compatible with (animals, objects, fears, etc)
It'd be a shame if I wasn't compatible with Reisen. Bunnies like to breed.

>> No.5709934

>>5709916
Yes. Some of them are Sunny Milk.

>>5709924
There is at least one story I know of a kitsune copulating with and giving birth by a human.

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>>5709930
I meant animals (other than humans) that became youkai.
Moon rabbits are different as they are born with human bodies and aren't youkai either.
But would Lunarians keep them as pets when they can fuck them and have children with them?

Yes.

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