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Marisa is about to kiss Anon! Your first kiss! Congratulations!!

>> No.5697592

arigatoe

>> No.5697595
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>> No.5697598
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My first kiss was with someone not dissimilar to this unorthodox depiction of Youmu. P-p-pig disgusting 3D, I'll n-never forgive her!

>> No.5697606

>>5697598
If it wasn't for that pig you still would be kissless!

>> No.5697616
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>>5697606
I'm so conflicted! I'm going to cry myself to sleep (extending my current streak of such nights to 12).

>> No.5697622

>>5697598
Same happened to me. I just wanted to have a friend. Then she kissed by surprise. I will never be pure again ;_;

>> No.5697629

>>5697598

hahahaha I had a similar experience with a 3DPD fat girl, only instead of kissing, she shouted at me in her hoarse disgusting voice "I WANNA FUCK" and then suggested I take her into the bathroom and nail her. I said "I'm good, thanks." and walked away.

I rarely, if ever, go back to that bar.

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>> No.5697632

When I was 16 years old I could think of nothing but kissing and losing my virginity...


...No one will marry me now...

>> No.5697636

is this thread "ironic" or something

>> No.5697641

>>5697636
No.

>> No.5697644

I actually had a first kiss, first petting and first blowjob. And the girl was cute. It's just that I later learned that she was a horrible slut. Fucking 3d, you can't trust it.

>> No.5697646

>>5697575
god damn thief. My first kiss was reserved for Reimu.

>> No.5697651
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>>5697632
I bought a really interesting-looking sci-fi book last week. It was really good until about two dozen pages in, when the narrator mentions how he lost his virginity at 17. I haven't been able to pick it back up since.

>> No.5697670
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I was going to try to beat the game without using that you know.

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>reading thread
>"Don't Leave Me Now" by Supertramp comes on playlist

the tears... why won't they stop...?

>> No.5697727

Now that I think about it my first kiss whas with a 15 year old girl.
Gotta fap to that.
(she was a gigantic slut but i didn't let her take away my purity)

>> No.5697766

>>5697575
I'm so happy...

>> No.5697768
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Would you kiss a girl who was forced to eat garbage?

>> No.5697774

>>5697768
If she was that cute maybe

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>>5697768
1. take her home.
2. see image.
3. ??????
4. KISS

>> No.5697781

>>5697768

I would kiss her. I would marry her, so that she wouldn't have to eat garbage anymore.

>> No.5697788

>>5697781
Are you sure that your mother would let her live with you?

>> No.5697823

>>5697788

I don't know.

>> No.5697857

B-but, I want to be loyal to my waifu!

>> No.5697891

>>5697575

Does this mean I get some of her power?

>> No.5697896

The back of my head looks nothing like that. My hair is too long ;-;

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5697906

Would you kiss her?

>> No.5697925

>>5697896
>;-;

Fucking get out.

>> No.5697926

First mouth kiss, maybe. But I still have my womb-kissing virginity.

>> No.5697930

>>5697646
You couldn't come up with the 50 mon to pay for it?

>> No.5697931

>>5697896
Does your hair get in your mouth when you eat? If no, it's not too long.

>> No.5697941
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5697941

She's so ronery. Would you give her a hug?

>> No.5697945

>>5697941
I don't like koishi
Maybe if it was flan

>> No.5697951

>>5697906
no.

>> No.5697953

>>5697931
Yes sometimes...It is embarrassing

>> No.5697960

>>5697926
Marisa's easy. Must be because your penis is too short to reach her uterus.

>> No.5697968

>>5697906
Who is this stupid bitch and why does she have a flower for an eye?

>> No.5697974

>>5697968
Kirakishou.

Kiss her and enjoy getting eaten by man eating plants from inside out.

>> No.5697978

>>5697974
So she's an ugly version of Yuuka? I'll pass.

>> No.5697979

I don't get it. Where's the twist? Shouldn't this be a pretty agreeable outcome?

>> No.5697984

>>5697978
you are a faggot

>> No.5697994
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>>5697978
You are stupid.

>> No.5698008

>>5697979
Tell Kira she is ugly. You are a brave man.

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>>5697994
Whatever.

>> No.5698019

Kira can kill Yuka inside her N-Field. Discuss.

>> No.5698032

>>5698019
she can't but she is way prettier

>> No.5698039

>>5697984
>>5698032

Dollfag rage is pretty strong here.

>> No.5698047

>>5698032
Sure? She has unbreakable crystals to block or even reflect Master Spark. She also showed enough combat power to take on Suigintou and Shinku at once.
Also she has no body inside the N-Field so she can`t die.

>> No.5698060

>>5698047
Yuka has the Ultimate Magic
She can create a universe inside the N Field and create her own youkai to fight kira
mere dolls are no match for youkai's robust body

>> No.5698067

>>5698060
Make this magic more moe or your argument is invalid.

>> No.5698071

>>5698067
she can create the moest youkai

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>this thread

>> No.5698092

>>5698080
yo so ugly whenever someone posts your picture derek detects it as viruses

>> No.5698093
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>>5698071
She cant create something more moe then herself.

>> No.5698107

>>5698092
I miss Derek.

>> No.5698108

>>5698107
He got a virus :(

>> No.5698119

My first kiss was with a 13 year old girl. I was 16 at that time.

>> No.5698134
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5698134

not being a faggot, but 2D girls doesn't have lips.
that inclues Marisa.

>> No.5698138

>>5698134
You just went full retard

>> No.5698143

/jp/ has kissed more than /v/.

>> No.5698342

>>5697644
>first petting
>first blowjob
Which one is it?

>> No.5698374

Huh, my first kiss was with some ugly slut with braces who would later cheat on me...
What a terrible memory

>> No.5698757

>jp: all women are bitches and whores
>doesn't know how to pick good women

>> No.5698778

My first kiss was with a friend not that long ago. But she has herpes so I dropped the intimacy before I put myself at risk.

>> No.5698835

>>5698778
It's probably too late for you already. Give it a couple more months before they appear.

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>>5698134
You can add them. You can add whatever you want, if it's for physiological necessities. But she will never love you nor be alive and live a life with you ;_;

>> No.5698889

>>5698757
>implying /jp/ is desirable enough to "pick" a woman, let alone one who is not a bitch or a whore

>> No.5698901

>first kiss comes from Marisa (worst Touhou)
IF MY LIFE WASN'T RUINED BEFORE, IT IS NOW

>> No.5698978

I'm 23 and never been kissed... Thankfully no one will ask me about kissing since it is expected that everyone around my age already has done it

>> No.5698986

>>5698901
Secondary Reimu player spotted

>> No.5699017

>>5698986
Tertiary /jp/ lurker.

>> No.5699019
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>>5698978
/jp/ isn't for virgins.

Get out.

>> No.5699020

My waifu won't just kiss anyone! Fuck off!

>> No.5699027

>>5699019
Probably some stupid NTR shit. Reported

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>>5699020
She only has eyes for the little ice fairy.

>> No.5699035

>>5699020
You don't know Marisa very well.

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5699037

Alice needs to keep her bitch in line

>> No.5699039

>>5699027
What, you don't recognize Juan Gotoh?

>> No.5699041

>>5699034
You get her the hell away from my daughter.

>> No.5699046

>>5697575
I am a kissless virgin.

;_;

>> No.5699054

>>5699046
It's okay, so am I. You're among fr-...acquaintances.

>> No.5699069

>>5699054
Screw this guy, Anon, I'll be your friend!

>> No.5699078

It would be nice to have some /jp/ friends. I doubt we would speak a lot but we could at least be in the same room together while on our pcs~

>> No.5699083

>Q. Please talk about moe. Forget about curtain-fire, moe about Marisa.
>A. Marisa... she has a dirty mouth, are you fond of....?

ZUN interview. enjoy your bad breath

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>>5699069
>>5699054
>>5699046

You virgins should make out together.

>> No.5699087

>>5699054
>>5699069
Don't trust them Anon, virgins will backstab you for a kiss in a heartbeat.

>> No.5699089

>>5699069
We guys have gotta' stick together.

>> No.5699095

>>5699078
We'd need A/C though to get rid of the heat and some Glade Plug-ins to get rid of the smell...

>> No.5699097

>>5699086
I'd be willing to try it. No joke.;__;

>> No.5699107

>>5699078
But if the traps were with us, it would be constant sex and/or rape.

>> No.5699121

>>5699107
imokwiththat.jpeg

>> No.5699123

>>5699107
No it wouldn't, we'd all sit around quietly while surfing the web or playing Touhou.

>> No.5699126

>>5699107
/jp/ has traps?

>> No.5699128

>>5699078
I've always wanted to have a /jp/ LAN party
We could all elegantly wear dresses and talk about dicks.

>> No.5699138

>>5699107
This sounds too good to be true. Chisame and Danbo tied up just waiting until a 2d image arouses me and I use one of them instead of my tenga

>> No.5699150

>>5699128
Wait a minute... we'd all be the little girl?

>> No.5699151

>>5699126
Yes, do you not come here often or something?

>> No.5699158

What's a petting?
Also I'm suprised at the amount of people on /jp/ who have experience

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>> No.5699174

>>5699151
I do come here, every day.

I see stuff about currybutt and friends, Umineko, various other VNs, Touhou, misc. Japanese stuff... but no, I've never seen our personal traps.

>> No.5699186

>>5699174
You must not be here at night when Chisame is on. He's our best trap. I don't have any pictures of him saved and his blog is down though.

Also he's about to get drafted into the Taiwanese army and will no longer be able to be a trap. Isn't it sad?

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>>5699107
>>5699138

I wouldn't dare violate Chisame sexually. You have to romance a girl like Chisame properly.

>> No.5699190

>>5699150
Of course. And then we'd play touhou, and then someone who's good at it will wonder over to someone who's bad at it and bully him about how bad he is, making him cry, but it's okay, cause the Onee-sama wanted to see the cute girl crying, and she would gently place a hand on her cheek and lick up the tears, then whisper about how she'll "teach her all about graze points", before giving an ojou-sama-style "fufufu" and smiling evilly at the sniffling little girl.

>> No.5699197

>>5699190
Sounds sexy.
>>5699186
Ah, no, I'm usually around in the early morn.

>> No.5699198

>>5699190
This is getting too lewd.

>> No.5699201

>>5699189
what is he wearing...

>> No.5699218
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>>5699186
Chisame is fucking ugly dude. Even the alice tripfag looks better.

>> No.5699228

>>5699218
Don't be silly.

>> No.5699233

>>5699218
>Alice tripfag

The last time he was "Alice" was like over a year ago.

>> No.5699235

>>5699218
He's of the typical "cover 95% of your body in every pic and say you're a trap" variety. Nothing outrageously special, but he's the only one bold enough to camwhore on a board like /jp/

>> No.5699238

>>5699218
You are so wrong, I can't even describe how wrong you are.

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>>5699218
Nobody can compare with the beauty and skill of Chisame.

>> No.5699260

>>5699218
Go away Alice. You faggot

>> No.5699271

How did a shitty thread about marisa kissing you turn into a shitty thread about traps.

>> No.5699310

>>5699271
Somebody mentioned /jp/ meet-up and then somebody mentioned that we'd all have sex with the traps and then it went from there.

>> No.5699379

>>5699150
That is my fetish.

Specifically, my fetish is waking up one day to find myself as a 2D girl in a large room. I would obviously be shocked and try to investigate (after masturbating for hours of course), only to find other girls like me and join up with them. Eventually, one of them would let a /jp/-related reference slip, only for everyone else to catch it, revealing that all "girls" are in fact former /jp/ Anonymous. We'd investigate further and discover that we're in an absurdly large mansion with all needs covered. Eventually we'd come upon maids, who'd inform us that they're also Anonymous sent here before us to arrange for the later arrivals. Then they'd seperate us into pairs pre-arranged depending on our personalities and send us to our rooms.

The rooms would be lavishly decorated with a large number of rooms. Obviously, most of us wouldn't care about that at first and instead seduce our roommates, but eventually sex would get boring and Anonymous would wish to become proper young ladies. Which means studying etiquette, tea culture, cooking, gardening and so on. Some of us would be impatient and come out of their rooms quickly while others would also want to be knowledgeable about various topics and read on those as well, but time would be twisted so that everybody steps out of their rooms at about the same time into a society consisting entirely of elegant young maidens.

>> No.5699388

>>5699379
>large number of rooms.

Books, not rooms. Ah well.

Over the course of the next few weeks, we'd claim the empty rooms within the mansion according to our interests: One Anonymous contributing music to OC threads may find a music room to their liking and teach how to play to their fellow maidens, eventually becoming an onee-sama figure smiling warmly and ruffling her charges' hair when they play well. Another who likes books could take over a library, cosplaying alternatively as Patchouli, Nya, Unseen University's Librarian and such depending on request. The gardens would be tended by talented young girls who harvest fresh ingredients for Anonymous interested in cooking, who would in turn call all of us for a feast every noon and night, while spices and herbs would be used to make new tea recipes to be tried out during the afternoon.

Of course, we'd have crushes, most likely on our roommates, and constantly try to improve so that we can impress her, present the object of our affections with handcooked food and hand-sewn clothing while blushing, or coming up with more /jp/-related gifts such as translating a VN or teaching Japanese to her. And during the night we could either sleep in our rooms or use a ridiculously large communal bed able to hold all of us, where Anonymous knowledgeable in history would tell us obscure tales about historical or legendary figures with a soothing voice while patting our heads.

If only ;_;

>> No.5699395

>>5699388
>>5699379
I remember this. Perfect communist utopia

>> No.5700449

>>5699388
>>5699379
You realize if this happened it'd be two weeks tops before a PMS-enhanced Lord of the Flies scenario occurred.

>> No.5700478

>Marisa is about to kiss Anon! Your first kiss! Congratulations!!
>115 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Oh wow /jp/....

>> No.5700533 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5700531

>>5700449
We'd just rape each other and all would be well.

>> No.5700561

>>5700449
That sounds like it could be fun too.

>> No.5700866

Why is OP's text worded as if it's an RPG?

"Anon found Wild Marisa! Wild Marisa used First Kiss on Anon~! It's Super effective!"

>> No.5702809

More pics of Marisa kissing anyone but Alice, please.

>> No.5702823

That is me in the OP, I'm kissing the black hair boy

>> No.5706100

>>5700561
It's all fun and games until someone gets skewered in the dark.

>> No.5706125

I'd gladly have sex with Chisame.

>> No.5709045

>>5697575
when will the about kissing stop, i am still waiting ;_;

>> No.5709062

>>5702823
fag

>> No.5709063

>>5706125
But Chisame is straight.

>> No.5709084

>>5709063
Straight traps are the worst.

>> No.5709088

>>5709084
That can't be, because Chisame is the best.

>> No.5709111

>>5709084
what would you do anon for a really beautiful trap, tell /jp/ your feelings

>> No.5709119

>>5709111
I love Chisame deeply and would do anything for him. I know he's straight, but I believe that love goes beyond all such things.

>> No.5709122

>>5709119

>but I believe that love goes beyond all such things.

You are literally a complete fairy faggot.

>> No.5709144

>>5709122
your horrible

>> No.5709178

>>5709122
There's no need to say such mean things.

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