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5695074 No.5695074 [Reply] [Original]

I've been wondering: Why do you keep on living? I mean, I understand that you're a NEET who spends your free time mooching off of everybody while fapping to animated pictures (half of which are guys in skirts,which make you a fag) when you're not pretending to haul chicks when in reality you hoard them in your mouth for breakfast, have no job, and no visible future, but most NEETs out there have some sort of talent on the Internet, whether it's been a WOW fag, Gaia contributor, etc. You have absolutely ZERO skills and have been to countless psychologists, and yet you keep on living.

Why?

>> No.5695092

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB. I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE. I'M TIRED OF BEING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE.

>> No.5695096

I'm actually not a NEET though.

I'll show myself out.

>> No.5695090

Why not?

>> No.5695115

You just re-worded the same shitty thread 10 minutes ago.
Fuck off.

>> No.5695118

I'm young and underage.

>> No.5695130

zappa looks comfortable

>> No.5695133

>>5695115
And yet people are still replying seriously

Oh /jp/

>> No.5695223

Yes, I AM a NEET. But at least I'm not a shut in

>> No.5695235

I'm not a NEET.
Sorry.

>> No.5695243

I'm quite sure this STG skill will improve over time.

>> No.5695254
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5695254

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside, procceds to dump these inside of his shirt.

He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

>> No.5695259

NEET STRONG

>> No.5695285

The only thing that keeps me from killing myself is the knowledge that it would hurt the few people who do care about me (btw not a NEET).

>> No.5695633

DEATH IS CERTAIN

>> No.5695668

If you killed yourself, you'd most likely go through immense pain and agony for awhile, unless you have an easy to do it. I don't have a car, I don't have a lot of money and I can't buy a gun.

>> No.5695677

Why?

Fun.

There, you got your answer. Now shoo and stop re-wording other bad threads.

>> No.5695704

You'd just wind up in limbo anyway, wait for the kick.

>> No.5695713

I live to report shitty threads on /jp/.

Reported.

>> No.5695717

I'm alive because I'm not dead yet.

>> No.5695722

>>5695704
just watched that today, pretty intense movie

>> No.5695726

>You have absolutely ZERO skills
not true. everyone's born with a gift. you just have to discover it.

>> No.5695727

Life is fun.

>> No.5695728
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>>5695074
What a stupid thread.

Maybe you're the only one who thinks he has no reason to live.

You can die if you want to, but don't count with us to accompain you.

>> No.5695729

Because I can.


There.

>> No.5695735

/r/ing Zappa Ghost Blowjob

Also the Youmu one if anyone has it.

>> No.5695737

>>5695713
Then you better be prepared to suicide when mootles brings in his additional moderators by early next week

>> No.5696050

>>5695726
>Everyone is born with a gift.
No really. No.

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