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One day, when Doraemon was taking a walk, a little girl came up to him.
"Hello. Would you like to come over my house?" said the little girl.
"Sure." answered Doraemon.
When Doraemon entered the house, the little girl's family members were standing in front of him.
"My father does masturbation while sleeping with his daughter. My mother died because she did too much masturbation. My older brother does masturbation while peeking his little sister. My younger brother can masturbation with his mouth. My older sister does masturbation all day long. My younger sister does masturbation while looking at her older brother who's peeking her. My grandfather has special masturbation skills. My grandmother does masturbation with toys." explained the little girl.
Doraemon went to the kitchen, and proceeded to eat the foods inside the refrigerator. Suddenly! A mafia broke inside the house through the window and started shooting Doraemon! Doraemon screamed for help but the family members were all busy doing masturbation! The end!

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Obligatory.

>> No.5655208

i thought you killed yourself already maplefaggot.
reported.

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fascinating story.

>> No.5655217

>>5655185

I laughed at the abrupt ending.

>> No.5655225

inb4 the aristocrats

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was the little girl busy doing masturbation too?

>> No.5655239

Cool story bro
Also I thought you were dead syrup boi

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Ahahahaha!!! That's such a funny story op! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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>>5655296
what a grotesque picture

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ICH LIEBE

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