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5632718 No.5632718 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, would you let your waifu stick her fingers in your pooper?

>> No.5632721

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5632728
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5632728

eww

>> No.5632759

Who wouldn't want that?

>> No.5632763

Yup.

>>5632721
too dirty for you?

>> No.5632767

I figure it would probably hurt
Reported

>> No.5632766

I've been trying to get rid of my anal fetish lately. Shouldn't mai waifu, assuming she really loves me, encourage me in my dream to have a healthy and manly view of sex, instead of forcing me right back to that pathetic state I used to be in?

>> No.5632769

i'd her cock

>> No.5632773 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5632780

Of course I would. Just got done doing that to myself.

>> No.5632831

Barf

>> No.5633373

Only if she's gentle.

>> No.5633411

Only if she'd agree to press those glorious fangs against my penis.

>> No.5633425

I'm worried about those nails of hers

>> No.5633432

>>5633411
What the fuck man
Enjoy your scarred ponos

>> No.5633440

Too lewd.

>> No.5633451

Everything behind the balls is faggot department.

>> No.5633460
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>>5633432
This is something that I definitely wouldn't refuse.

>> No.5633492

>>5633460
That makes me flinch

>> No.5633595

>>5633451
Wrong. If you blow with pressure against the prostate you can multiple orgasm and it is way more intense.

What do I care, I'm a bifag anyway.

>> No.5633609 [DELETED] 

>>5633432
Why? I bet it must feel incredible. I can imagine her delicate fingers running up and down the shaft, teasing it ever so softly, before she decides to lean over and start to gently grind her teeth against it.

>> No.5633618

>>5633432
Why? I bet it feels incredible. I can imagine her delicate fingers running up and down the shaft, teasing it ever so softly, before she decides to lean over and start to gently grind her teeth against it.

>> No.5633623

Is that supposed to be Remilia? Because at first I thought, "wow this is pretty hot" and then once I figured out it was Remilia I felt sick to my stomache for some reason.

>> No.5633624

sure

>> No.5633626
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>>5632718
Actually I'd probably ask for it.

>> No.5633628

>>5633623

No man it totally looks NOTHING like her at all.

>> No.5633629

Only if she's gentle or uses lube. Proper lube.

>> No.5633637

>>5633618
Imagine one of those fangs sinking into one of your veins, it would sting and you would bleed a ton

>> No.5633644

>>5633628

Yeah man I mean it's not like in the official artwork she has pink clothes and silver / purple hair and her wings look nothing like that

>> No.5633647

>>5633637
It wouldn't sting because vampire bites suppress pain. That way their prey remains docile and lets them feed to their heart's content.

>> No.5633658

>>5633647

So we wouldn't feel anything?

>> No.5633659

>>5633647
That arouses me

>> No.5633680
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>>5633460
I'm going to have to request sauce for this.

>> No.5633687

>>5633658
Vampire "kiss" is often shown as being orgasmic by itself.
Now combine a blowjob with it.

>> No.5633690

>>5633658
You'd feel your blood being sucked but it would not be painful.

>> No.5633697

>>5632718
If she wanted to.

>> No.5633699
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>>5633659
That anon was lying to you - it hurts like hell. Just that most stronger vampires can also mind control you so it feels better than sex *if they want*.

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>>5633647
It's true, vampire bites contain aphrodisiac.

>> No.5633708

>>5633699
Stop associating with vampire peasants. If you are going to lose blood, then at least have the nobility have it. They know best.

"This message was not paid by the Vampire Nobles or the Dracula Family".

>> No.5633712

>>5633680
http://umadscans.ryuutama.com/8/

Courtesy of Meiling & DamageDesu.

>> No.5633714

>>5633697
Best answer

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>>5633712
Much appreciated.

>> No.5633727

>>5633715
Real life ahe gao, so bad.

>> No.5633729

>>5633708
Vampire nobility only drink blood directly from their most trusted subordinates, anyway. And I'm mostly immune to mind control so it would still hurt. Not that Remilia isn't worth it.

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>immune to mind control
They all think that.

>> No.5633765

>>5633699
Nah Remi is a pro, she'll get you when you're more vulnerable - right after you cum inside of her.

Imagine this: the two of you are in bed gasping for air. You withdraw your now shrunken penis and look at her. Remi seems exhausted, she's barely able to keep her eyes open. She closes her eyes and gestures you to kiss her. You do so, hugging her in a tight embrace as she lets out a gentle murmur. Then as you are about to fall asleep with her in your chest you feel an itchy sensation on your neck. You try to open your eyes but it's too late - you head feels incredibly heavy and your body won't move. The last thing you see before fainting is Remi's mischievous smile, her fangs red with your blood.

>> No.5633768

>mind control
This is my fetish.jpg

>> No.5633777

This thread reminds me of that doujin where Remi turned Sakuya into a vampire.

>> No.5633775

>>5633765

Already been written about long ago, 'tis in the archive:

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

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>>5633768

Mind control sucks dude

>> No.5633784

>>5633775
This is inferior to the other archived copypasta

>> No.5633786

I'd like mind control more if I knew Japanese.

>> No.5633797

>>5633784
I FUCKED YOU'RE TOUHOU.

HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, KNOWING THAT REMILIA SCARLET'S TIGHT PASSAGE WAS PENETRATED BY MY PONDEROUS PECKER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO, KNOWING THAT YOUR FAVORITE SEXY VAMP WHIMPERED IN A MIXTURE OF PAIN AND PLEASURE AS I THRUST REPEATEDLY INTO HER WHILE KNEADING HER CUTE LOLI CHEST? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT I PACKED HER PUSSY WITH MY SUCCULENT SPERM, THEN FLIPPED HER OVER AND STUCK IT IN HER POOPER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT YOUR TOUHOU SQUEALED LIKE A STUCK PIG AND CAME WITH MY COCK IN HER TIGHT ASSHOLE? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, PATHETIC LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT AS SHE LAY THERE, SORE AND SHAKING, SEMEN SLOWLY LEAKING FROM FRONT AND BACK, SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT ME AND MY HUGE COCK?

FELT GOOD, MAN.

This one is my favorite

>> No.5633801

>>5633779
It depends on the situation

>> No.5633807

>>5633797

>you're touhou

Stopped reading there

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>>5633807

>> No.5633822

>>5633797
>SUCCULENT SPERM
this is a word for solids not liquids it does not make sense to say succulent liquid

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>> No.5633830

>>5633797
The original author of that should write fanfic. Who am I kidding, he probably does.

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>>5633775

the next part of this pasta describes you bending Flandre over the bed you just fucked Remi on, and nailing her little vampire butt raw.

Yes.

>> No.5633848

>>5633830
Fanfic is not an insult.

>> No.5633858

>>5633460
Give us sauce

>> No.5633859

>>5633830
I wouldn't put it pass Jonesy.

>> No.5633865

>>5633858
Read the thread first.

>> No.5633877

>>5633834
I'm sure one of our subject-name-friends would agree with you.

>> No.5633885

>>5633865
thank you very much and pardon me for being autistic

>> No.5633894

>>5632718
If mai waifu wants to...then why not

>> No.5633915

>>5633460
what' sthis from

>> No.5633925

hell no

>> No.5633948

For sure

>> No.5633962

She better trim her fingernails.

>> No.5633970

I think Remi and Flan are not the type to kill or turn their victims. They seem like such refined and classy ladies. I imagine they would pick a few males to their liking, and once subdued keep them in the SDM as a constant supply of blood and semen.

Imagine yourself lying in an opulent four poster bed, your skin caressed by the fluffy silk bedding. Remi comes in and climbs on top of you. She runs her slender hand down your body and then up and down the only part of your body that seems to be able to move. Right as you are about to cum, she stops her stroking and inches close to you, asking if you would rather be free of her and the SDM. Satisfied after hearing you beg for her to continue, she mounts you and rides you carefully, always keeping you at the edge. Then, as the pleasure starts to get to her she closes her eyes and picks up the pace. Suddenly, she lets out a sharp grasp as her whole body shudders, her walls tighten rhythmatically around you, bringing you to climax with her.

Right as you squirt out your first load of seed, she sinks her fangs into your neck. You spasm uncontrollable from both pain and pleasure as she drains your twin essence, before succumbing to the coming darkness.

Repeat ad nauseam. She won't even need to chain you to the bed, you're not going to be able to develop the strength to rebel under her "care", and in any event why would you want to?

>> No.5633982

>>5633970
>Why would you want to?
Most people dislike the idea of devoting their life to constant euphoria.

>> No.5633983
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5633983

This is how SDM gets its food supply

>> No.5634224

>>5633983
PAD

>> No.5634280

>>5633983
Nope. If that were the case, she would have been shot on sight every time she goes shopping to town.

Outsiders are fair game though.

>> No.5634289

>>5633970
*fap fap fap*

>> No.5634308

>>5634280
No way do enough outsiders get through the border to feed Remilia and Flandre.

>> No.5634332

i would let her lick it at least..

>> No.5634336

>>5634308
Remilia is known for not being gluttonous. Flandre might eat a normal amount of blood.

You can always have prisoners in the dungeon and rotate them as necessary. She is not Countess Bathory, after all.

>> No.5634347

>>5634336
No, Remilia is known for not eating much and instead staining her pretty dress with blood.

>> No.5634358

>>5633706
Dangit, hate to request sauce, but requesting sauce

>> No.5634371

>>5634358
http://www.mediafire.com/?f7belxdmzpl

>> No.5634397

>>5634371
Damn son, you sure are fast

>> No.5634450 [DELETED] 

>>5634358

You should be able to tell by that odd artstyle and PROPORTIONS. Though this set was actually pretty uniform and detailed, I could still tell it was Reidenrabo from a mile away.

>> No.5634480

>>5634397
He's probably autistic

>> No.5634496

>>5634397
It's easy to be fast when you've read everything and have a collection to quickly post links from.

>> No.5634501

>>5634480
Unreliable Internet tests said I'm fine.

>> No.5634555

>>5632718
This picture is somehow hot.

>> No.5634564

>>5634555
You should be able to solve this.

>> No.5634612

>>5634564

25% classy loli vampire + 25% shine effects everywhere, holy fuck + 25% What are you doing to my ass? + 25% VIBRANT COLORS = VAMPIRE BLOWJOB, WOOWOO WOO WOO WOO

>> No.5634663

>shine effects everywhere
That man was attacked by a Light element sword, you bastard. Don't make fun of his wound.

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of course, she is my waifu, she can do anything she wants, I would even kill for her.

>>5633765
I haven't read this before... brb

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>> No.5634769

I imagine Remi as a classy young lady who is a little too interested in boys.

>> No.5634782

>>5634769
It's only natural for loli to be interested in shota!

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