[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

File: 336 KB, 660x600, dd2851cb39a667adcf2fc52f358b66f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:32:34 2010 No.5601956 [Reply] [Original]

I'm dying, Reimu.

>>	Fri Jul 9 04:33:34 2010 No.5601965 File: 261 KB, 849x1201, 1277248176762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:37:34 2010 No.5601989 I'm dying, squirtle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:37:34 2010 No.5601990 If your favourite touhou died in your arms, would you pick up her lost powerups or leave them behind incase she respawned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:38:34 2010 No.5601994 She got what she deserved

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:39:34 2010 No.5601998 >>5601990 Take the powerups, wait for her to respawn and give her the power ups via sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:39:34 2010 No.5601999 >>5601990 no way my favorite touhou would die on her last life it just can't happen!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:40:34 2010 No.5602006 File: 4 KB, 87x79, blue_ufo_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry, I'm here to help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:42:34 2010 No.5602013 >>5601990 I would pick them up right before they go off the screen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:42:34 2010 No.5602014 File: 32 KB, 320x224, whatever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!GB/AwWUFDgJ Fri Jul 9 04:44:34 2010 No.5602025 File: 848 KB, 796x1100, 434fa596cb5c444ae5b29e3e0b23f76f136d2d90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:45:34 2010 No.5602034 >>5602025 nice boat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:46:34 2010 No.5602036 Goodbye, Marisa! I sure won't miss you! ^_^

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Jul 9 04:47:34 2010 No.5602037 >>5601990 I would take the the powerups and push them somewhere else. Somewhere else being inside the Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:47:34 2010 No.5602046 File: 471 KB, 500x1500, 123828298316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Jul 9 04:49:34 2010 No.5602054 >>5602046 This just made me think of something. What if you came inside your Touhou...and it hit her hitbox? What would happen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:49:34 2010 No.5602056 >>5602025 Why is flan always cutest right after he's killed someone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:49:34 2010 No.5602057 >>5602046 lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:49:34 2010 No.5602061 >>5602054 She would orgasm 1-ups.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:50:34 2010 No.5602064 >>5602054 She would explode into fetuses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 04:53:34 2010 No.5602084 >>5602056 Well, in this case, since she killed Marisa, it's a good end.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Jul 9 04:56:34 2010 No.5602097 >>5602064 Can you raise them? Will they become fully grown Touhous if they grow up?

Anonymous Fri Jul 9 07:36:34 2010 No.5602893

>>5602097
Well, being that they have your genes, they're only half-touhou.
Ordinarily, that will still mean they're pretty fucktastically strong, but with a /jp/er's genes? I don't know about that.
They'd probably get too fat/scrawny (either or. No /jp/er has a good physique, they're either starved and bony or whale-like. There is no in-between and, of course, the vast majority are just whale-like), asthmatic and useless to even really be considered part touhou.
The second they try to make use of any sort of power, bam, they're unconscious from exhaustion.
I can't even imagine what sort of horrible creature would be created if /jp/ mated with Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 07:37:34 2010 No.5602898 >>5602893 I was thinking about Patchy all the time when reading your post, I guess that was the desired effect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 08:40:34 2010 No.5603203 File: 164 KB, 515x574, 1265123707646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5601956 Someone shop it into a sad face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 08:45:34 2010 No.5603237 >>5602893 Guess i'm not a /jp/er then, as i'm in good health.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:26:34 2010 No.5603516 >>5603237 Nope. Guess you're not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:27:34 2010 No.5603525 >>5603516 But don't worry. That's probably a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:33:34 2010 No.5603568 BACK AWAY FROM HER REIMU! SHE'S GONNA EXPLODE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:36:34 2010 No.5603599 If /jp/ were in gensokyo they would have to train hard no matter what, after all they wouldn't have any power to survive or anything to help them to befriend yokais/mikos (like Rinosuke), so the genes would be a lot better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:52:34 2010 No.5603688 >>5603599 Why would they fight us? Clearly, touhous are only interested in fighting if they're attractive females and clearly only attractive female touhous fight attractive female touhous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:57:04 2010 No.5603723 >>5603599 >train >better genes ...Pretty sure that's not how genetics works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 09:59:34 2010 No.5603735 >>5603723 Eventually would obtain better genes. Summer /jp/ best /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 10:04:34 2010 No.5603754 >>5603735 /jp/ would have to reproduce if they wanted the /jp/sy race to get better genes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 10:06:34 2010 No.5603760 >>5603735 >>5603754 Oh.... I didn't sleep last night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 10:48:34 2010 No.5604019 Touhous fight each other all the time because they're cranky there are no males for them to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 10:50:34 2010 No.5604033 >>5604019 Secondary who doesn't realize there are a lot of males in gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 11:11:34 2010 No.5604117 >>5604033 reimu_men_are_so_disgusting_they_make_me_sick.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 11:17:34 2010 No.5604141 >>5604117 I'll be the first to request this image

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 11:19:34 2010 No.5604150 File: 92 KB, 640x480, reimu dies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 11:21:34 2010 No.5604159 >>5604033 NO ONE CARES

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 11:40:34 2010 No.5604238 >>5604150 Is a SA bad ending?

>>	Anonymous of Austria Fri Jul 9 11:42:34 2010 No.5604242 >>5604238 Yes, but everyone is alive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 9 11:55:34 2010 No.5604321 >>5601990 Pick them up and attack the person who killed her.

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]