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5541781 No.5541781 [Reply] [Original]

Clean your room you slobs.

>> No.5541785

But I cleaned it today!
I even took my bed out of the room and vacuumed the carpet under where it normally goes.

>> No.5541795

I did just yesterday.
Even had my vacuum cleaner on my fucking head to reach all the spots.

So fuck off.

>> No.5541796

She should sit farther away from that TV. It'll hurt her eyes.

>> No.5541807
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5541807

I even took a bath today!

I also tried to read a book, but dropped it in water. I MUST BE SO MOE!

>> No.5541813

>>5541807
>Reading a book in the bath
Now that's just silly.

>> No.5541817

But mom, I'll do it tomorowwwww

>> No.5541818
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>>5541813
I need this shit.

>> No.5541820

>>5541807
Clumsy-moe.
Let's make out.
But don't believe I like you or anything.

>> No.5541822

I like living in filth. It's easier to find stuff when it's all on the floor.

>> No.5541823
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5541823

I d-did! I'm really trying my hardest. I even washed the plates I had in my room. You must be really proud of me now, Anon-kun!

>> No.5541826

>>5541818
But you'll get the pages wet when you go to turn them, so you probably need to add some sort of automatic page turning device.

>> No.5541833

my room is like 1.50mt x 2.5mt so it's fucking easy to clean...

>> No.5541835

>>5541826
How about you just don't fucking read a book in the bath

>> No.5541840

>>5541823
It's nice that you cleaned up your place, but honestly I don't care.

>> No.5541845
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>>5541826
>But you'll get the pages wet when you go to turn them, so you probably need to add some sort of automatic page turning device.

No, I managed to sit in a bath without getting hands wet.
Also a book is still fine and all pages aren't damaged by water.

>>5541820

>> No.5541846

>>5541823
Did you make me a sandwich

The answer better not be no

>> No.5541851

I'm too lazy to clean my room. Empty bottles and stuff everywhere.

>> No.5541854

>>5541851
Doesn't that attract bugs and shit in the Summer?

>> No.5541862
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5541862

I hate dust, it appears from nowhere.

>> No.5541865

>>5541807
>tried to read a book, but dropped it in water
I want to kill you for damaging that book.

>> No.5541875

>>5541854
Maybe, but most of them have lids I can put on when I'm done.

>> No.5541872

>>5541862
Yeah, no kidding. I've given up on cleaning my new TV stand.

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>>5541862
FUCKING DUST, HOW DOES IT WORK?!

>> No.5541879

>>5541865
One time I lit a book on fire by reading too close to a candle during a black out in my area.

>> No.5541886

>>5541879
That is regrettable, but not as bad, as it was purely accidental.
Reading a book in the bath means you understand the risks of doing so and ignore them.
Reading by candle light is normal.

>> No.5541894

Since /jp/ seems to know a lot about books, what do you enjoy reading? I'm trying to find something to read but I don't know where to start. Recently I've read Lolita because it seemed interesting.
What have you read lately and enjoyed?

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5541896

But it's my birthday

>> No.5541902

>>5541894
I used to read close to 150 books a year, but now I fall asleep almost immediately after opening a book, so not much recently.
The last book I actually managed to finish was probably Angela's Ashes earlier this year.

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>>5541886
>Reading a book in the bath means you understand the risks of doing so and ignore them.

You will never know until you try, brat.

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>>5541896
Happy birthday, pal.

>> No.5541927

>>5541862
Same. Dust is the bane of my existence and it seems like it's just always accumulating.

>> No.5541933
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>>5541908
Nice office. Guess I should have tried harder in obedience school.

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>>5541894
Dan Simmons "Terror" and "Carrion Comfort" (started the second book).

Pretty interesting plot.

>> No.5541969

Ever17 is my favorite book.

I should post this on /lit/ and see what happens. But I won't, because I'm not a dick.

>> No.5541970

>>5541902
>>5541956
Great, both sound interesting. I'll probably grab a pdf of them if I can find them, since going to the library or local bookstore is out of the question. Thanks for the suggestions.

>> No.5541988

>>5541970

Anything by Vonnegut, House of Leaves.

>> No.5542003
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>>5541970
If it pleases you, take a look at this.
I love Russian literature.

>> No.5542007

>>5541970
have you ever tried discworld?
it's a pretty good fantasy series

>> No.5542012

>>5542003
Oblomov is a true hikikimori/neet.

>> No.5542031

>>5541894
I finally got around to the Song of Ice and Fire series (about 15 years late, I know). It's pretty excellent if you like fantasy and politics.

>> No.5542049

>>5541894
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

>> No.5542079

I cleaned my room thrice today. And thrice yesterday.

OCD bitches.

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>>5542003

There are some satisfactory translations of Pushkin.

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>>5541826
>>5541818
>>5541813
>>5541886
/jp/ thinks reading a book in the bath is somehow difficult and/or inevitably results in the book getting wet?

I don't understand how NEETs can be so incompetent. In my last apartment I pratically lived out of my bathtub cause everything else was gross and/or uncomfortable. I often ate while reading a book in the tub.

There's nothing better than a hot bath, a cold drink, and a good book.

>> No.5542117

>>5542110
You do realize that you're just sitting in your own filth in the tub, right?

>> No.5542123

>>5542110
>I don't understand how NEETs can be so incompetent.
You are on /jp/ so you should know.

>> No.5542129

>>5542110

Even if you don't end up getting the book wet, it feels weird to have everything else in the water and make a concerted effort to keep your hand or hands out.

I tried smoking a cigar in the bath once and the whole time I just wanted to put my hands in.

>> No.5542173

>>5542117
A bath is for enjoying hot water, not for getting clean.

>> No.5542175

>>5542031
Incredible! I've read the four books out and am waiting for the fifth.

>> No.5542177

>>5542175
>waiting for the fifth
Aren't we all.

>> No.5542183

>>5542110
>everything else was gross and/or uncomfortable
And yet your bathtub wasn't? Usually in dirty, cheap places the bathtubs are equally or more nasty and cheap.

>> No.5542221

>>5542183

I can get a thing of comet or scrubbing bubbles which is fuck-strong cleanser for like five dollars at a home improvement store.

You can't exactly do that to a carpet without calling in a team of mexicans for a few hundred bucks to shampoo it.

>> No.5542224

Who else here has a messy room?

>> No.5542240

>>5542221
You can rent a carpet shampooer you know. It doesn't cost very much.

>> No.5542259

>>5542183
The apartment was ancient, so the bathtub was from the fifties or sixties when they were still made of steel sheeting with real enamel/porcelain. I could jump in it and the bottom wouldn't flex. Not even soap scum would stick to that sucker. It also had a sloped back so it was awesome for lounging in.

I loved that goddamn bathtub, and it's the only part of that apartment I will ever miss.

>> No.5542297

Are bath tubs in Japan heated in any way?
I can barely get enough hot water in my heater to fill the tub up and it gets cold after like seven minutes.

I know they have those things in Japan that heat the water as it comes through the pipe, so they basically don't run out, but do they just drain some and draw more hot water when it starts to cool?

>> No.5542309

>>5542259
That sounds awesome. Too bad they're so seldom made like that.

>> No.5542315

>>5541871
>>5541862

You know most of it is you, right?

>> No.5542327

>>5541781

I conditioned the leather on my couch.... Does that count?

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5542351

I want to read a book with Rider in a bath.

>> No.5542377

I may be a lowly NEET, but I at least keep my lair very tidy.

>> No.5542378

>>5542351

I'd read Rider's book in the bath....

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5542382

I'd read a book with Rider everywhere.

>> No.5542404

>>5542297
Try filling the tub only halfway with hot water, and then just leave it running with a medium trickle of hot water. You have to stir the water with your legs once in a while so your feet don't boil, but it keeps the bath hot almost indefinitely.

Alternately, get an in-line water heater connected to your bath. It's kind of like a toaster element which hangs inside the water pipe.

>> No.5542428

>>5542404
>>5542297
I can see these two getting boiled in their bathtubs.

>> No.5542708

>>5542003
VN writers should take notes from these guys.

>> No.5542741

>>5542708
I would play a detective VN of Brothers K.

>> No.5542772

>>5542708
There was a VN that reminded me of Crime and Punishment...I can't put my finger what the title was.

>> No.5542869

>>5542351
I'd spend hours washing Rider's back and hair

>> No.5542981

>>5542869

And she'd spend hours washing my back hair.

>> No.5544356

Actually I might just do that today

>> No.5544369

I showered and cleaned it before I went to bed
I just woke up
FGM

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