Stop fapping to my moms!

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Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:02:27 2010 No.5540310 [Reply] [Original]

Stop fapping to my moms!

>>	Milfeulle !.LunLunKCs Fri Jul 2 18:04:27 2010 No.5540322 good idea.

>>	Some Guy Fri Jul 2 18:04:27 2010 No.5540321 File: 298 KB, 850x650, 1266708993496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540310 I CANT HELP IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:05:27 2010 No.5540330 File: 662 KB, 1300x1200, 3917110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't fap to Kanako because of that shitty hairdo. Can't fap to Suwacko because The Hat is watching. You, on the other hand...

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Fri Jul 2 18:05:27 2010 No.5540327 Make me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:06:27 2010 No.5540333 But I'd rather fap to you, Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:07:27 2010 No.5540346 Just post the picture of Sanae figma being surrounded by doujins of her being portaid naked, you know it's going to be posted anyways.

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !oZ70Zbj6Rg Fri Jul 2 18:08:27 2010 No.5540349 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:12:27 2010 No.5540384 >>5540346 >Sanae figma wat Also why does useless nonsensical threads like this amuse me so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:13:27 2010 No.5540398 File: 727 KB, 900x1200, 11630999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop being so lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:14:27 2010 No.5540401 >>5540384 You're amused because you're a good /jp/ poster. Bad /jp/ posters just bitch and whine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:17:27 2010 No.5540416 >>5540401 You made my day a bit better, anon. Thanks<3

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:18:27 2010 No.5540424 File: 156 KB, 515x620, 1269801451685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540310 I FAP TO YOU! Kanako = too old Suwako = too young Sanae = perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:20:27 2010 No.5540429 >>5540424 >Suwako = too young Look. A secondary fag. What a suprise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:20:27 2010 No.5540432 File: 769 KB, 1400x870, 11014908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540424 Suwako isn't young at all.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!XzNn/qDPbir Fri Jul 2 18:21:27 2010 No.5540437 File: 353 KB, 1123x1600, 065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your "mom" is cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:22:27 2010 No.5540443 File: 290 KB, 500x600, 5798700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best milf or best milf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:23:27 2010 No.5540450 >>5540429 >>5540432 It's funny because I typed the exact same thing, but then I deleted my post thinking that someone else was going to say the same thing. When I refresh one second later there are already two. Wow, everyone sure is bored.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:23:27 2010 No.5540454 >>5540437 that's her dad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:24:27 2010 No.5540459 File: 205 KB, 837x1200, 037.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your moms are sluts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:24:27 2010 No.5540469 >>5540450 Got nothing better to do... someone dump a doujin please?

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 18:26:27 2010 No.5540479 File: 188 KB, 1286x914, 1276806618270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540424 >too young Hate to say it, but think she's way too old for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:29:27 2010 No.5540494 >>5540454 I always though of Suwako as the Dad, but I guess it works both ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:29:27 2010 No.5540502 File: 32 KB, 640x352, mother of god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540479 >pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:30:25 2010 No.5540506 ｑUIt ａtｔAＣkＩng_ａND CＬＯｗNｉｎＧｗＷw.AｎOＮｘ_x Ｘｘ_x_ｘ tａLＫ.SE ＤirECTＬY ｂrＯ_(ＲＥMＯvE alＬ x) xk u fsns n jn cv yrurefvo ggdvvzkjzdz

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:32:27 2010 No.5540512 >>5540502 Right, Sanae is a god and Suwako is her mother.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 18:33:27 2010 No.5540519 File: 246 KB, 525x700, suwako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540502 In this place there is no god, there is only Suwako.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:35:27 2010 No.5540535 >>5540429 I know how old she is but I talk about the look. She looks to young for my taste and Kanako is a hag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:36:05 2010 No.5540552 File: 449 KB, 800x1302, look_at_that_slot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAT SLOT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:36:27 2010 No.5540550 File: 657 KB, 900x1200, china not wet dress.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540535 Just ask nicely and she'll become more mature looking for you.

>>	Dr. Rockzo !oKxVCsx88M Fri Jul 2 18:38:27 2010 No.5540565 File: 274 KB, 900x675, 90592c2954619437cdde2bab0e5c6704ebdbcacf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEY SANAE! I'M GETTIN' A HAND J-J-J-JOB FROM YOUR M-M-M-MOMMA!

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 18:39:27 2010 No.5540577 File: 166 KB, 666x823, sanaehightide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540552 Very fashionable on ancient Crete, I hear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:42:27 2010 No.5540606 File: 50 KB, 451x432, Cirno-stole-the-precious-thing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540577 What.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:49:27 2010 No.5540686 File: 466 KB, 512x320, 1276061895505.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fits just right on my hands.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 18:51:27 2010 No.5540710
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>>5540606

Extra breasts stuck on for good measure. Or perhaps they were dates - the archerologists are still arguing how to best interpret the remains.

Not sure when or why I saved this, but it has '4chan' in the filename so guess I intended it for /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:53:27 2010 No.5540724 >>5540710 You saved it because it's hot, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:53:27 2010 No.5540737 File: 98 KB, 500x500, parody.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 18:56:27 2010 No.5540761 File: 131 KB, 650x506, moriyainnocence.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540724 It isn't quite to my taste, but I'm happy it pleases.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 18:59:27 2010 No.5540784 File: 77 KB, 272x411, sanae is an airplane.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:02:30 2010 No.5540804 File: 445 KB, 680x1421, artemis of ephesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540606 SMT takes this a step further, where Artemis is made entirely out of breasts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:06:27 2010 No.5540835 >>5540686 source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:06:27 2010 No.5540836 >>5540737 Oh, I remember that. With the fake Miko who asks God to kill all the "worshipers" raping her.

Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:07:27 2010 No.5540843
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>>5540606
SMT takes this a step further, where Artemis is made entirely out of breasts.

>>5540577
Wasn't Crete known more for its batshit insane sports?

Bull leaping was some sort of cross between bullfighting and the high jump, where you had to grab a bull by the horns and do a somersault over it. Like your high school PE class, except the bar is a bull.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:08:27 2010 No.5540850 >>5540784 This artist is insane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:10:27 2010 No.5540862 >>5540784 I used to do that with my sister when we were younger. Clothed, of course.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 19:11:27 2010 No.5540870 File: 294 KB, 1000x1087, kanakosanaethetalk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540843 It was. Mixed up the cults of Crete with the ones in Ephesus. My bad.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Fri Jul 2 19:12:27 2010 No.5540874 >>5540310 You want all the faith for yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:13:27 2010 No.5540877 >>5540843 >Go to PE class >The bear is a bull

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:14:27 2010 No.5540887 >>5540877 Come to think about it, If I saw Shirou trying to jump over a bull, I'd fall head over heels with him too.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 19:18:27 2010 No.5540904 File: 432 KB, 567x567, 1276727671266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540877 Bound to be a sure way to oni-like abs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:19:27 2010 No.5540911 I just want to play around with your moms logs and rings

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:28:27 2010 No.5540956 So much shitty 'art' in this thread. How can you fap to this

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 19:31:27 2010 No.5540983 File: 1.29 MB, 1446x1991, 1274990239298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:32:27 2010 No.5540990 File: 61 KB, 601x734, weepingwoman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540956 Here, fap-worthy enough for you?

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 19:36:27 2010 No.5541020 File: 463 KB, 800x1029, 1273699859113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5540911 ... and croissants. Indeed, our god is an awesome god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:41:27 2010 No.5541065 >>5540877 Bearbulls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:45:27 2010 No.5541099 >>5540330 a frog hairpin is watching you...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:45:27 2010 No.5541101 >>5540990 Now THAT is REALLY shitty. Try again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:49:27 2010 No.5541119 >>5541101 Your standards.. too high.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 19:49:27 2010 No.5541121 File: 203 KB, 600x600, 1277760545477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5541099

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:51:27 2010 No.5541134 How lewd.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 19:53:27 2010 No.5541146 File: 116 KB, 515x445, kanakosuwakolewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5541134 What in particular is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:56:27 2010 No.5541171 >>5540432 >Suwako isn't young at all. OFFICER I SWEAR SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 19:56:27 2010 No.5541175 >>5541146 Fapping. Suwako. Bakako. Sanae. Moriya Shrine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:05:27 2010 No.5541238 File: 907 KB, 441x1679, 1275773509844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yeah, i fap so hard with this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:08:27 2010 No.5541261 >>5541238 Fuck yeah, worksafe porn!!

Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:12:27 2010 No.5541286
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>>5541119
Dude.. that is fucking chicken scratches.

Post more like this.
>error:file too large
Well here's the thumb sized version. Get the full here: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=5874635

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 20:12:27 2010 No.5541288
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>>5541175

The lewd is within you. The lewd is part of you, whether you wish it or not. It is a natural part of your nature as a living being, without it you would not be whole. You don't need to think of it, you can even ignore it, but you can't deny it. Accept and embrace your inner lewd, or it will gnaw at you and in time destroy you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:15:27 2010 No.5541304 Suwako x Kanako is my OTP.

>>	Pablo Fri Jul 2 20:15:27 2010 No.5541305 File: 36 KB, 330x450, Dora Maar with Cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5541286 What you call chicken scratches is my waifu, you asshole. Here's another picture of her I drew personally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:16:27 2010 No.5541312 >>5541288 Chemical castration wanted to say hi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:18:27 2010 No.5541319 >>5540990 From the thumbnail I though it was a picture of Minoriko. I have taken Modern Art. Touhou what hast thou done ;_;

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Jul 2 20:21:27 2010 No.5541331 File: 196 KB, 640x890, moriyalate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5541238 Moriya shrine: Succeeds where Demolition Man fails. Priceless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:21:27 2010 No.5541335 >>5541304 It's nice to know it's not just me and Gigameka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:21:27 2010 No.5541337 >>5541286 I say you have high standards and you link to a fucking 15000 score picture? Thanks for confirming~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 21:45:27 2010 No.5541889 >>5541337 I've never even noticed points before. What's the range of an average image?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Jul 2 21:49:27 2010 No.5541917 File: 391 KB, 1124x1600, 1262097706492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEVER!

Anonymous Fri Jul 2 21:57:27 2010 No.5541976

>>5541889
Checking the rankings on mypage:
top daily image has 105513 views, 7984 votes, and 79384 points
top weekly has 101181, 8311, and 81988
top daily r-18 is 36752, 1367, 13393
weekly r-18 is 48254, 2421, 23907

Maybe 15k is high for a touhou image?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:02:27 2010 No.5542014 >>5541976 For points, generally, <100 is shit, 100-500 is decent, 500-1000 is good, 1000-5000 is great, and >5000 is godly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:07:27 2010 No.5542059 >>5542014 Is there a way to sort search results by rating? I only see date.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:08:27 2010 No.5542062 >>5542014 are you missing some zeroes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:10:27 2010 No.5542074 >>5542062 I don't know. I usually catch stuff pretty quickly after they're posted to pixiv, so I don't know what scores look like long-term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:05:27 2010 No.5544049 >>5542059 Couldn't find anything on the help page. Is there really no way to sort by rank?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:10:27 2010 No.5544073 >>5544049 If you could sort by rank, nobody would ever look at bad artists' pictures. Allowing sorting by rank is a terrible idea for this reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:15:27 2010 No.5544093 >>5544073 Your reasoning is so bad I can't even laugh at it. All rank does is show what's popular. Try actually looking at the rankings sometime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:18:27 2010 No.5544109 >>5544093 You don't know what bad images are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:22:27 2010 No.5544131 File: 94 KB, 561x650, shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5544073 Look at this horrible artist. Only 298 points! What a joke. http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1559324

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:28:27 2010 No.5544153 File: 144 KB, 437x481, top ranked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 18th ranked image of the week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:28:27 2010 No.5544154 >>5544131 Yes? I'm not seeing a problem here because I have no desire to look at his art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 03:33:27 2010 No.5544181 >>5544073 >>5544109 >>5544154 qed

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