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>> No.5492866

the word is HANDSOME

>> No.5492891

>>5492866
And "he" too.

>> No.5492897

Buttmad yuri fags ITT.

>> No.5492893

Reimu is canon lesbian.

ZUN agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.5492907

>>5492893
Sup OP

>> No.5492916

All touhous are simply waiting for the right guy to come along. Sort of like Nanoha and Fate.

>> No.5492955

>>5492916
No u

>> No.5492970

>>5492955
I'm not gay, but if the right guy came along...

>> No.5492982

>>5492916
lol

>> No.5492986

>>5492970

>I'm not gay
>posting on /jp/

Oh, Anonymous....

>> No.5492989

>>5492916
aww man, you mean you're not really banned?
gtfo nerd

>> No.5492997

>>5492916
So, you operate under the belief that all lesbians just haven't met the right man?

>> No.5493021

>>5492997
It's the other way around, actually. Women only like men because the 3D world is impure. Unlike filthy 3D whores, pure 2D girls would only go for other elegant young maidens.

If we could eliminate 3D, there'd be no more need for men, and we'd all be 2D lesbians.

>> No.5493067

>>5493021
Yuri is boring.

>> No.5493072

>>5493021

>If we could eliminate 3D, there'd be no more need for men, and we'd all be 2D lesbians.

/jp/ would be even more miserable than usual, in a world with no penises to suck.

Before you

>imply implications

about my sexuality, bear in mind that I do not post on /jp/.

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>>5493072

>> No.5493084
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5493084

>>5493081

>> No.5493089
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5493089

>>5493067

>> No.5493091

>>5493021
Cool only seeing the world from your own perspective, bro.

>> No.5493099

>>5493072
That's true, if I didn't have any penises to suck I would probably end myself.

>> No.5493102

>>5493072
>implying you don't post on /jp/
>address bar says /jp/
>my face

>> No.5493113

>>5493021
That's bollocks, I'm male and very pure and delicate myself.

>> No.5493123

>>5493089
>Has no argument
>Uses fallacy
Oh boy /jp/ sure is a place for intelligent people.

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>>5493091

>Cool only seeing the world from your own perspective, bro.

Clearly he was not around for /jp/'s trap threads, where everyone gathers, gives tips on make up application, how to shop for female clothing, and conversation about being a sexy, slutty trap who gets gangbanged by a ton of guys.

>>5493102

>my visage when years of NEETdom made you delusional

>> No.5493136

>>5493123
Yourself included.
"Yuri is boring" presents a fascinating argument worthy of in-depth response.

>> No.5493138

>>5493067
Yuri is purity made manifest. Since two girls are limited when it comes to sexually pleasuring each other, the physical aspect of love is on the background, therefore yuri allows the purest relationships.

I'd much rather be under the ward of a plain-looking but caring and down-to-earth onee-sama as a girl than to fuck the most attractive 2D girl catering to my every fetish.

If only ;_;

>> No.5493152

"purity" is retarded, gtfo purityfags

>> No.5493154

>>5493136
>presents a fascinating argument worthy of in-depth response.
That's why I said Yuri is boring.

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>>5493131
>greetext and /sp/ memes

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>>5492997
>>So, you operate under the belief that all lesbians just haven't met the right man?

No, just the fictional ones produced by the Japanese.

Japanese otaku love pretend lesbians who are saving their purity for that one special guy. My folder full of straight Marimite porns does not lie.

>> No.5493162

>Since two girls are limited when it comes to sexually pleasuring each other

Pardon me if I don't exactly buy that.

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>>5493157

>greetext

>> No.5493173

>>5493072
Touhou proves that a world without men need not face a penis shortage.

>> No.5493202

>>5493173

I scrolled past rapidly, and read your post as:

>Touhou proves that a world with faceless men has no shortage of penis

I lol'd hard, then looked back and realized you were talking about dickchicks.

>> No.5493216

>>5493202
I need my face!

>> No.5493229

>>5493216

Those guys who gang-bang Touhous in the doujins seem to get along great without them, but w/e.

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5493243

This thread is full retard.

>> No.5493247

What's the point of rape if you can't even sense what you're doing?

>> No.5493252

>>5493243

And that's out of the ordinary for /jp/ in what way, exactly?

>> No.5493276

>>5493252
Normally half retard, or sometimes slight retard.

>> No.5493288

>>5493276

You obviously haven't been here long.

/jp/ is on full retard mode all day errday.

>> No.5493305

>>5493288
Maybe I'm just desensitized. Whatever. I just wanted to post that picture. Have fun~

>> No.5493480

>>5492997
Just like all men would become gay if he found the right man.

>> No.5493549

I'd say everyone's been trolled, but it wasn't even a troll. It was a JOKE.

And it was kinda funny, too.

...and all /jp/ers are just waiting to wake up with the ability to become convincing and attractive traps.

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