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[Anonymous No.]

For 7 years you save up enough money to buy a female companion robot. On your first night together, you have wild and crazy sex until you can no longer stand. You make promises that you will never part with one another, and you collapse holding her in your arms near the home fusion power source.

The next morning you wake up to her smile. Something seems different - she seems slow and confused, forgets things often and acts clumsy. She never refuses your advances on her but does not seem to take any pleasure from them either.

You run diagnostics on her and realize that having been in close contact to a high strength magnetic field that her personally has been glitched. She will never be the same.

Do you send her back for warranty? Do you keep her?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even imagine having sex with a robot

[Anonymous No.]

I open a bakery.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't make that kind of promise to a robot with the inability to think in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

Yes I would have her repaired. It isn't any different than a human visiting the hospital

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

Full reset.
It's not like I'm attached to her yet, after all what you describe is nothing but lust and not really a relationship.

If what I was facing was her slowly having corrupted memory sectors after 7 years of living together, then I don't know what I would do. Probably stick by her side and make those remaining memories really special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492747
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Send her back and trade her in for a new model. Robots don't have souls, so promises made with them don't count or matter.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5492762

Watch out for cars on the sidewalk, and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>You run diagnostics on her and realize that having been in close contact to a high strength magnetic field
Holy shit, I'm a living magnet.
I have bigger things to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

Keeping her like that is like keeping a person sick instead of taking her to the doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492775
>I have bigger things to worry about.

Like what, founding a terrorist organization with a catchy name to fight for mutant supremacy?

[No.]

>>5492738
So, future human interface robots are also magnetic field sensitive? I can't believe that, unless they store their data in floppy disks, and that's pretty much impossible. More like electrostatic discharges.

By the way, I am a technician, I could fix it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492762
>memory sectors after 7 years of living together, then I don't know what I would do.
I'd back up what I could, format/install a new brain as necessary, and reinstall the personality OS. It's not like I wouldn't have been modding and backing her up anyway. (My waifu's not a mac, right?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492775
>home fusion power source.
>high strength magnetic field

[Anonymous ‮（≖‿≖ ） ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

It's a machine, of course it can be repaired.
Just reset her from a backup, and don't be such an idiot as to have an unshielded reactor in your house!

[Anonymous No.]

But if I get a new one then it seems the same thing would happen. I would first have to find out what is the source of the magnetic field. And even then, I would just install Gentoo on her and take it easy with her by my side for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492788
SOMETHING LIKE EARTHQUAKES
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492775
>So, future human interface robots are also magnetic field sensitive?

Yes. In the future you can also download souls over the internet, but they come out all fucked up.

[No.]

>>5492809
Well, to tell you the truth, it's not like if your penis is made of metal, so even if you insert it inside... supposing that the inside of the pussy is protected by a metalic skeleton recovered by synthesized artifical skin... not even a capacitor. Nah, you wouldn't damage her, unless you reach the on/off switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>You run diagnostics on her and realize that having been in close contact to a high strength magnetic field that her personally has been glitched.

Jesus, you should write for csi. This makes no fucking sense at all.

[Anonymous No.]

first, i won't buy a robot, IT'S MECHANIC IT DOESN'T LOVE YOU, so yeah i don't give a fuck

[No.]

Well, yesterday I started building my own robot waifu. This is the logical process unit. Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492858
But they're so useful!
Hell, your computer doesn't love you either, and you spend so much time with her. Er, it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Something seems different - she seems slow and confused, forgets things often and acts clumsy.
>Do you send her back for warranty? Do you keep her?
I remove her moe SD card that I mistakenly inserted as I woke up. I then insert the deredere one so she can go happily make me breakfast.

My waifu will have only the basic hardware. Her personalities will be entirely on solid state media that I ram into her head as I please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492872
i don't have sex with my computer and it's more useful than thinking about your dick

[Anonymous No.]

Robots don't have to be made of metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492839

Robots don't have to be made of metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492876
When will they release an artifical blowjob USB attachment to use with h-games?

Someone should be making this shit, it would sell like hotcakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492889
If I'm not mistaken, they already made one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492877
so with what are you going to charge your robot without copper ?

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>5492809

If I can download them, does that mean I can upload myself as well?

Gonna laughing man this shit up then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492873

The media is you dick, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>but does not seem to take any pleasure from them either.

It's a fucking program. There is no pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492900
Containing is not made of. You contain iron. Are you made of metal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492906
without any conductive metal i don't see how a robot can be alimented

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492904
Well this is the (non-existent cool) future, so why not? I can upload her personality while I unload my semen. Hell it has a usb attachment so I can fuck virtual girls on porno games too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492923
The electricity doesn't travel through her entire skeletal structure. Just the wires and circuits. The majority of her can be made of soft things except the motors, batteries, and wires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492943
assuming batteries still have to be made with a metal shell in the future...think outside the box

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492943
this is still essential, they don't need to be made of metal entirely but conductive metal is necessary, so about OP "problem"
>You run diagnostics on her and realize that having been in close contact to a high strength magnetic field
this is fucking retarded

[No.]

The skelleton should be something hard, robust that last for long without even deform a bit. Something metalic. Of course, the skeleton must be shunt to ground.

Of course, appart of the artificial skin, there must be another layer that isolate the internal circuits from the exterior, so there's no probability of interferences with signals or external magnetic fields, and of course, protect the exterior from any interferences/magnetic fields coming from the inside of the robot.

This is interesting. One day I should design one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492975
>without even deform a bit.
Things that can't deform, break.

[No.]

If any magnetic fields from the exterior reach the power source circuit, there's a probability of malfunctions due to a modification of the power values. It must have a circuit that limits any current peak, just in case. Some kind of a fuse, but more modern, with the capacity of restoring itself after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492870
You plan on building a waifubot based on a shitty PIC?
Good luck bro, you will need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492870

I admire your dedication, but good fucking luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd keep her, my factory robot now has a unique personality!

[Anonymous No.]

Im shocked that no one made a Planetarian reference yet.

[No.]

>>5493006
>>5493028

Heh, no. That's not a waifubot. Not enough bits/registers/frequency/memory to do that. That's just a tool for a smaller (and reallistic) project I have in mind.

But maybe when somebody release something like this: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/05/30/2212241

Or better.

[Anonymous No.]

Send her back, bitch is only 1 day old. Fucking magnets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5493083
You should just do something like that coffee-making robot girl. More effort went to making that robot look like it's acting on its own than to make that coffee, but it still looks adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5493070
CLANG CLANG CLANG

happy now?

[五角场！ No.]

depends.

did she ever like.. mapo doufu?

[Anonymous No.]

I would sue the company

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>insinuating that expensive companion robots produced on the planet Mars would be affected by the magnetic field of a common household object

[No.]

>>5493190
The most I could do is some kind of a doll-bot, and I am not working on something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Really humans are just like "robots" in many ways so i guess i would get her repaired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492738
RMA that fucker! I want my monies worth!

[Trollkastel !!YSTYW7Om7uL No.]

Try to repair her, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5492747

Don't you mean baka-rey?

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, if I had been with her for years and she malfunctioned, I'd be a little more torn.

But in this case, I'd send her in for warranty. No big deal. We only spent one night together anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

We'd commit suicide together, and die in each other's arms.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>5492762

I just wanna say that whoever wrote this is a beautiful person.