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5492409 No.5492409 [Reply] [Original]

Do you know a place for a virtual wedding?

Pic related, it's my waifu.

>> No.5492416

Heaven, I recommend killing yourself.

>> No.5492423

i hope it's just a joke

>> No.5492430

>>5492409
Inside your head.

>> No.5492424

>>5492416
There is no such thing.

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>>5492416
But... I'm already in heaven.

>> No.5492436

Wait until virtual reality comes about or attempt lucid dreaming.

Or if you're feeling really daring, you could always kill yourself and hope you awaken in a world with your waifu.

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You're unfaithful to your waifus apparently, switching them every time a new cute girl comes along.

Here's my waifu, she's been mine for about 5 years now.

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>>5492436
Lily is against sucide, I can't kill myself. Anyway, thanks for being helpful.

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>>5492449
The others weren't waifus...

>> No.5492475

retarded thread level: HIGH

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>>5492475
Good, it's enough to be /jp/ related

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>>5492479
Who is the fucking faggot that tried to steal my waifu?

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>> No.5492521

Please keep your Lilly dump in the CB thread. We don't want more haters hating.

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>>5492521
Haters gonna hate, are you new here?

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>> No.5492531

A wedding isn't official or anything. All you need to do is go to your local town hall and pay the $35 fee. You are now married.

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>> No.5492555

>>5492526
dat ass.

>> No.5492574

>>5492534
No I'm not. That's exactly why I'm being polite and asking you to post CB material in the CB thread.

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the new os-tan

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>>5492574
Hide this thread, then go away, please

>> No.5492600

>>5492587
You are visibly upset because he is right.

>> No.5492607

>>5492587
I'm not saying I'm not enjoying it, sir.

I just saying that it would be best to be dumped there. Please contribute to make this board less shitty for a while.

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>>5492449

Mine. Since 1993.

Once, when I was working directory assistance, I searched the entire united states for her name...and found it, in San Francisco. I called the number, but it was just a recording with the theme song. ...and I realized it was probably another lonely male otaku, so I didn't call again.

Back in the BBS/Fidonet days, there used to be a regular tagline:

Adulthood is realizing that you'll never have your own Ayukawa Madoka
;_;

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>> No.5492682

How I can have lucid dreams?

>> No.5492753

>>5492619
Just look at all that pointy sharp edge moe!
There needs to be more fanart with them having damaged amour with bullet holes, etc.

>> No.5492764

>>5492753
There needs to be more fanart of the mix-and-match patchwork robots, like a Cannonball with A. Maid head and Psycho Formula legs.

>> No.5492783

Cosmic hentai would be awesome

>> No.5492787

>>5492682
play video games a lot, sleep at least 12 hours

>> No.5492874

Negative! Retreat!

>> No.5493060

>>5492682
http://www.dreamviews.com/

>> No.5493077

>>5492764
But mix-and-match robots aren't marketable.

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