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>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his nintendo ds hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Super Mario' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old gaming days of the 90s' were
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the playstation one
>tell her that you had a crush on her since she ever mentioned that she plays video games
>kiss her forehead while she bends over to take the controller
>she blushes, smile at her, kiss her lips gently and soft
>fuck on the first date
>she friendzones the faggot on the next day
>dump her ass 2 weeks later for another girl
>alpha as fuck

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>> No.5466378

>See thread
>Greentext
>Greentext
>Greentext
>Greentext
>Greentext
>Be a faggot

>> No.5466368

>nintendo ds
Video Games. >>>/v/

>> No.5466388

>Too much work
I'd rather be studying Astronomy, thank you very much.

>> No.5466392

epin win op stigi tihs shet mot

>> No.5466393

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his nintendo ds hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Super Mario' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old gaming days of the 90s' were
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the playstation one
>tell her that you had a crush on her since she ever mentioned that she plays video games
>kiss her forehead while she bends over to take the controller
>she blushes, smile at her, kiss her lips gently and soft
>fuck on the first date
>she friendzones the faggot on the next day
>dump her ass 2 weeks later for another girl
>She stabs me and decapitates me
>Puts my head in a bag
>NICE BOAT
>Alpha as fuck

>> No.5466410

ITT: Bitter virgins

>> No.5466417

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

>> No.5466437

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his nintendo ds hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Super Mario' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old gaming days of the 90s' were
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the PS3 one
>Remember PS3 HAS NO GAEMS

>> No.5466439

>>5466410
>ITT: Bitter virgins
>ITT: We all write in greentext
>Greentext
>Alpha as fuck

>> No.5466444

brofist

>> No.5466447

>my ex gonna marry soon
>i see her after one year
>fuck her
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466450

>Write in green text
>Bump my own thread
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466452
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5466452

>>/v/ nerd
>>fit

Laughing /jp/ers.jpg

>> No.5466458

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his nintendo ds hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Super Mario' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old gaming days of the 90s' were
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the playstation one
>tell her that you had a crush on her since she ever mentioned that she plays video games
>kiss her forehead while she bends over to take the controller
>she blushes, smile at her, kiss her lips gently and soft
>fuck on the first date
>she friendzones the faggot on the next day
>dump her ass 2 weeks later for another girl
>faggot comes into school, shoots up the place and kills me
>BAD END (#1) as fuck

>> No.5466468

>visit /jp/
>beta as fuck

>> No.5466478

>be a below-average-looking, unsocial guy in school
>NORMAL END (#1) as fuck

>> No.5466489
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5466489

>>5466410
If only.

>> No.5466483

Sorry that's not gonna cut it on this board, bub

>> No.5466492

>>5466351
OP, who the hell are you quoting.

>> No.5466498

>>5466492
>OP, who the hell are you quoting.
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466499

>be faggot on 4chan
>tell other faggots on 4chan how faggy they are
>report thread
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466502

Reported.

>> No.5466505

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his disney type moon shit hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Nitro+' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old erogaming days of the 90s' were
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the pc-98 one
>tell her that you had a crush on her since she ever mentioned that she plays eroges
>kiss her forehead while she bends over to take the controller
>she blushes, smile at her, kiss her lips gently and soft
>fuck on the first date
>she friendzones the faggot on the next day
>dump her ass 2 weeks later for another girl
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466507

>see faggot with his nintendo ds
>ask him how to green text
>post this shit on /jp/
>slam my own weiner in a doorjam while thinking about The Rock because it's the only way I can acheive climax anymore
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466516

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his nintendo ds hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Super Mario' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old gaming days of the 90s' were
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the playstation one
>tell her that you had a crush on her since she ever mentioned that she plays video games
>kiss her forehead while she bends over to take the controller
>she blushes, smile at her, kiss her lips gently and soft
>fuck on the first date
>she friendzones the faggot on the next day
>dump her ass 2 weeks later for another girl
>get AIDS
>on my death bed
>look back on my life
>wish I didn't let that nerdy girl go
>gently weep as my last breath escapes me
>BAD END (#2) as fuck

>> No.5466512

>>5466507
>See post
>Can't smell what the rock is cooking
>not so alpha as fuck

>> No.5466509

Not /jp/ related.

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot playing Touhou hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'IOSYS' shirt
>start talking about how great bullet hell STGs with moe little girls are
>invite her over to play a few games
>she accepts the invitation
>start a few games on the playstation one
>tell her that you had a crush on her since she ever mentioned that she plays video games
>kiss her forehead while she bends over to take the controller
>she blushes, smile at her, kiss her lips gently and soft
>fuck on the first date
>she friendzones the faggot on the next day
>dump her ass 2 weeks later for another girl
>alpha as fuck

There.

>> No.5466518

>>5466489
>You will never be raped by your stepfather so many times you have to abort 2 babies.

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>> No.5466533

>make up stories on internet to compensate for never getting laid
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466557

wuts alpha mean?

>> No.5466562

What the fuck happened?
Reported for illegal content.

>> No.5466574

Isn't it about time for the OP to interject with "you all mad" or somesuch and quote a few post ids?

>> No.5466577

>be one of the hottest and fittest guys in school
>become horny
>see faggot with his nintendo ds hitting on shy, cute, nerdy girl
>follow her to her class and compliment her 'Super Mario' shirt
>start talking about how great 'the old gaming days of the 90s' were
>find out she likes me
>check her info on facebook
>break into her house, disguised
>overpower and rape her
>leave
>she doesn't show up at school next day
>check on her at her house
>she tells me something awful happened
>becomes completely dependent on me
>COPYPASTA END (#1) as fuck

>> No.5466588

>>5466574
>realised his attempt at trolling failed
>bailed
>alpha as fuck

>> No.5466592

>>5466518
>spoils plot
>alpha as fuck

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