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So the other day there were spiders popping up all over my house and I must have smashed about five of them before I got back to my computer. As I grasp my mouse I feel something under my hand move and I was like OH SHIT SHIT SHIT then I looked down and I saw... pubes glued onto it by semen from when I fapped that morning.

Holy shit!

>> No.5447381

I thought it said 'spiders pooping up all over my house'. Story would've been better like that.

>> No.5447387

>I must have smashed about five of them

Fuck you, spiders are people too.

>> No.5447403

I fucking hate spiders.

>> No.5447595

>>5447387
I washed another one down the drain while I was taking a shower.

>> No.5447596 [DELETED] 

>>5447357
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>>5447387
I have no life.

>> No.5447652

>>5447637
That happened when I was playing a game.
Fucking spiders.

>> No.5447658

Let's use this thread to talk about the lowest moments in our lives.

>> No.5448524

>>5447658
We have enough threads for that.

>> No.5448605

reported, not your blog.

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