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5426650 No.5426650 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone who loves Tsukihime better come see this. I haven't laughed for so long in ages.

>>>/adv/2051931

>> No.5426669

Hilarious!

>> No.5426686

Wow, they actually had some good advice for Shiki.

"What I would focus on is the fact that your Sister is the one who asked you to come and live with her. She clearly either dosen't want to be alone, or wants to make sure that you are OK. Either way, it is clear that she cares about you (perhaps a bit too much, in a controlling way). What you should talk to her about is that you are happy she wants to help, but you can show her that you are ok to do things in your own way too (go out and do things together, prove that being out and about is within your power, etc)."

>> No.5426693

>>5426686
Yeah, it kinda made me feel bad for them. They were seriously trying to help OP.

>> No.5426696

... I wonder what to think of this. I don't even have a reaction image for this. Oh man...

>> No.5426702

...that made my day.
Well done.

>> No.5426704
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Here's another one, after they suggested he go on outings with her:

"Well, remember that they don't have to be huge excursions. A day of shopping at a few local malls together (make sure to travel to a few different ones) would go down well. Go see a movie late at night together to prove that being out late isn't a problem. Things like this will work for two reasons.
One is that she will be with you, so in her mind she will be ready to help if something goes wrong.
Two is that by seeing you doing these things, she should become more at ease with your situation.
This isn't likely to change radically overnight, but she will soften up on what she thinks you can and cannot do. The important thing is to *show* her that you can do them, not just *tell* her that you can."

Man, this is something else.

>> No.5426720

oh wow great troll is great

>> No.5426727

If Shiki had acess to /adv/ even Kohaku route might become a good end.

>> No.5426750

The /adv/ are so good-natured...
And look at us.

>> No.5426755

>Your sister needs a boyfriend and some cock desperately.
Didn't take them long to figure out Akiha's problem.

>> No.5426768
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>>5426750
/jp/ is filled with people bound for hell.

>> No.5426773

What is Shiki doing on /adv/, he is motherfucking Shiki Tohno

>> No.5426782

>>5426750

It's so fucking true. So very fucking true ;_;

>> No.5426785

>>5426773

Hiding from me.

>> No.5426786

>>5426755
Don't talk shit about my waifu.

>> No.5426792 [DELETED] 

Please note that what happened in /adv/ today can also happen on reddit. They have a sub forum dedicated to relationship advice.

>> No.5426816 [DELETED] 
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>>5426792
reddit is great! everyone on reddit is so smart. it's nothing like 4chan.

>> No.5426828

>>5426786
I'm not. But it's true that she needs some dicking, preferably from Shiki.

>> No.5426861

Oh wow, I'm speechless...

>> No.5426874
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GAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.5426876
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5426876

Alright, which one of you super-baka is responsible?

>> No.5426884

I laughed, but then felt pretty bad afterwards.
They were genuinely trying to help the guy.
They don't deserved to be trolled.

>> No.5426885

>>5426876
Nope, probably some hipster from /a/ or even /v/. We in /jp/ are too uncreative to do something like this.

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>>5426696
You do now...

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>>5426884

I feel bad for them too.

At least it proved there's some humanity in me somewhere.

>> No.5426917

Oh wow, and I thought 4chan is a board full of assholes. Those friends at /adv/ sure showed me something else.

>> No.5426925

I'm still impressed that they pretty much pinpointed everything about Akiha in like one try.

>> No.5426928
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5426928

Damn. I was going to go out and get some wine and rewatch Azumanga seeing I was in a good mood, but... now I just don't feel up for it. Damn, man.

>> No.5426934

>>5426917
If you look at the rest of /adv/ it's just your usual /r9k/ bullshit though. That one thread must have been a rare exception.

>> No.5426953

It's not classy to gloat like that, guys. Come on.

>> No.5426959

>>5426934
I guess I'll have to agree. I've just checked their board to confirm that...

>> No.5426983

Oh wow, people late to the party who haven't read the thread are still trying to give advice!

>> No.5426986
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5426986

let's be friends, /adv/

>> No.5426990

>>5426934

I assume it's a matter of idle hands. Every board on 4chan is consistently shit - that is, going through some kind of a "pattern" that exists only to fill empty time. An example would be our endless Shkanon is impossible/certain/which touhou's ass you'd like to lick/diaper threads. The good boards are the ones that, when given a proper signal, can produce something thought-out and interesting, like how /tg/ sometimes just produces a thread full of absolute gold seemingly at random.

I suspect this was simply a matter of feeding /adv/ an interesting enough problem to shake them out of idle mode for a while.

>> No.5426992

>>5426953

The posters in this thread seem to have moved past gloating, and are instead observing the civility and joie de vivre on that particular board. Things that /jp/ sorely lacks, of course, so it fascinates them.

>> No.5426995

>>5426986

Why tell us? Go over there and be our ambassador. We should be friends, God knows enough of us have problems.

>> No.5427001

>>5426995
Don't. I don't want another party.

>> No.5427013

>>5426995
We are already friends with /k/. Isn't that enough?

>> No.5427014

>>5426990

>Every board on 4chan is consistently shit

Swing and a miss, anon.

>> No.5427046

Okay, who's over there "making peace"?

>> No.5427052

>>5427014

I suppose a better word choice would have been "normally". But I'm still confident in my assessment.

The random bullshit that usually goes on is what you get when you push just empty noise through the 4chan filter. Put a signal in and you will get a signal out, if the board has hope (not every board has, for example there is no fucking way to get anything good out of /b/).

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>>5427046

Not me, I'm in here!

>> No.5427066

>>5427046

If /adv/ invades, I'm retreating to /lit/.

Oh, and since I'm here:

Stop coming to /lit/ and getting butt-angry at people when they make fun of your obsession with Japanese pop culture.

It is not /lit/'s fault that Mango and Doujinshi are not works of literary art. Nor is it their fault that being a NEET is borderline retarded.

Also, exploding into a tearful rage when I appear in your thread only makes you stick out even more as a /jp/ visitor. When I am posting on /lit/, I receive genteel and civil treatment, and conversation flows naturally.

This makes it even more jarringly obvious that /jp/ cancer is on /lit/ when, suddenly, an Anonymous starts raging out of nowhere in his thread about how I'm the worst tripfag ever.

>> No.5427074

>>5427066
cool story bro

>> No.5427079

>>5427066
smells like copypasta

>> No.5427081

>>5427074

No, seriously, I am starting to grow slightly tired of all the /jp/ aspies coming to /lit/ and starting massive shitstorms with /lit/'s regulars when someone insults their VNs, or whatnot.

I go to /lit/ specifically to avoid needless drama of that sort.

>> No.5427082

>>5427079
Nope, that's just Arc being Arc. Nothing to see here.

>> No.5427088

>>5427081
>I am starting to grow slightly tired of all the /jp/ aspies coming to /lit/ and starting massive shitstorms

What's that, Arc, irony biting your ass?

>> No.5427092

>>5427088

/lit/ is not your personal Aspie Babysitting Service.

>> No.5427093

>>5427081
That's probably what you get for shitposting in here and advertise /lit/ too much eh.

>> No.5427101

>>5427093

Very well, if you're going to carry out EPICK RAIDS on other boards, I suggest you stop crying when we return the favour.

Enjoy your parties.

>> No.5427103

>>5427092
Well, they seem to be taking a good care of you.

>> No.5427111

>>5427101
>stop crying when we return the favour

So much irony.

>> No.5427115

>>5427101
Arcueid Brunestud !ARC confirmed for buttangery and the one behind all those EPICK RAIDS

>> No.5427116

>>5427111

You keep using that word.

I don't think it means what you think it means.

>> No.5427122

>>5427116
Same goes for autism, asperger and whatever disorders you keep saying these days. Hey I think you have autism, you keep repeating autism and aspies time and time again.

>> No.5427124

>>5427122

I call a spade a spade.
And don't project your Asperger's on me.

>> No.5427130

>>5427122
>>5427116
It's typical /jp/ guys.

>> No.5427133

>>5427124
What's wrong with you aspie? Can't handle the truth? But hey, people with autism never admit that they have autism themselves. Autism is one fucked up disorder after all.

>> No.5427139

>>5427133

I'm sure you'd know best of all with your autism.

>> No.5427140

I don't get this one:
>See, when I was a kid, I had two really good female friends. We'd run around all the time, play together, and hell, I'd even get into tussles with one of them. Now, six years later, one of my friends has completely changed, and I can't help but feel the other one is constantly lying to me. My dad and I have always been kinda distant, so he's no good for advice, and my mother acts like I'm not even her son. Which is fine, but I really wanna know why my two good friends have changed so much...

>> No.5427145

>>5427140
Hisui/Kohaku.

>> No.5427155

>>5427139
But the only autism cases that I know are you you, Sion and KoG. When I go for a test, it said 15 out of 100 :(

>> No.5427156

>>5427140
Either Shiki again in regards to the maids, or Battler Ushiromiya.

>> No.5427163

>>5427155

Woah, that's a fairly severe case of Autism! I'm sorry to hear about that.

>> No.5427176

>>5427156
Probably Battler, Shiki's parents (fake or not) are all dead.

>> No.5427179

>>5427163
Jesus christ, both of you shut the hell up, you're acting like infants. I mean, I know this is /jp/ and we're all pathetic excuses for human beings, but it doesn't mean we have to ACT like one. Just ignore him or leave the thread, god.

>> No.5427190

>>5427156
I do wonder if Proto-Sayo was anything like Hisui. I doubt it, she was most likely like Kohaku.

>> No.5427198

>>5427179

Wink's as good as a nod to me, Anon. I was just on my way out.

>> No.5427200

Postin' cap...

>Error: Image resolution is too large.

FFFFFFUUUUUUU-

>> No.5427211

Didn't laugh, because browsing /adv/ for the first time is enough to tell you at least 3 quarters of the threads are just make-believe.

>> No.5427218

>>5427200

... could you upload it, or break it into bits?

>> No.5427219

>>5427179
>Just ignore him or leave the thread, god.

Wait, run this by me again - you're telling Arcueid, one of the most pathetic and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/, to leave someone who's been giving him attention?

>> No.5427237

>>5427219
>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/
Hah.

>> No.5427271

>>5427219
>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/
Heh.

>> No.5427275
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Part 1...

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...and 2.

Better than nothing, I guess.

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>>5427275
>>5427280

Shit bro, this one's on me.

>> No.5427312

>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/
wwwwwww

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>>5427219

>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/

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>>5427219

>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/

...

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>>5427219

>arcueid
>certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/

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>certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/

>> No.5427342

Sure is samefag in here.

>> No.5427349

>>5427342

wrong again you stupid faggot

>> No.5427355

>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/
gahahahahahah

>> No.5427356

Why is /jp/ so shit?

>> No.5427357 [DELETED] 

>>5427341
>>5427333
>>5427330
>>5427323
>>5427312
>>5427271
>>5427237
I don't know if to lough or to cry.
So i'll just say 'som1 scrincap this pleaz'

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>>5427355

>> No.5427371

>>5427355
Let me guess, you think you're the one deserving this title?

>> No.5427380

>>5427371
I do not consider myself a troll because I'm not autistic

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>>5427219
>and certainly the most infamous troll of /jp/

>> No.5427412

Oh god i feel so bad for /adv/
They are so good natured

>> No.5427422

Oh shit i just realised that thread is based off the anime version.

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>>5427422

Oh SNAP!

>> No.5427436

>>5427422
So /adv/ is being trolled by /a/ and not by /jp/?
thank god.

>> No.5430047

*reads threads*
So why was Shiki ever considered to be "smarter" than Shirou?

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>>5430047
>So why was Shiki ever considered to be "smarter" than Shirou?
Shiki isn't always real smart, but Shirou is on a whole 'nother level.
Shiki is a guy who happens to be a bit of an idiot.
Shirou is an idiot who happens to be a bit of a guy.

>> No.5430343

>>5430216
>>5430047

Shirou is not an idiot. Shirou has NO capability for social relations because he's a pile of swords, not a person.
He, himself, is rather intelligent and good at what he does (minor mechanics, fighting/archery, and helping people). He sucks at talking with people because the fire 10 years ago burnt away things we consider him an idiot for (self preservation and social intuition).

>> No.5430359

People think that shirou is dumb because they think platonic magician is canon.

>> No.5430364

>>5430359
...You mean it is not?

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