/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

i told you about that lightswitch
I TOLD YOU CAT

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Uboa showed up in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get that talk box Christmas song out of my head now.

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I FUKKEN LOVE UBOA

[Anonymous No.]

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.

3 out of 10.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

Great game.
I want my sanity back.

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>>5419104
Induce lucid dreams. Make Uboa a reality in your dreams!

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/jp/...it's hard to explain how I feel about all this, but...

I felt like /jp/ was full of my friends. It was a place I could go when I was feeling down, everyone there--I won't say they were nice, because a lot of the time, they weren't nice at all. But even though /jp/ was bitter and sarcastic and mean, sometimes--

I mean, sometimes /jp/ and the people in it--they suddenly showed that they had hearts. It sounds stupid and cheesy and naive, but that's the only way I can describe it. There was some freakish harmony in the way the anime and manga fans mixed with the--the "other people", I guess. The people who weren't quite one thing and not quite not that, either.

I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I'm babbling. Like I don't even have a point.

We're separated, now. Scattered to the four winds, or something like that. I don't know.

Everything--before it ended--everything was kind of nice, wasn't it? We were all miserable, but we were all miserable together, and there was something wonderfully peaceful about it all--

It felt like a dream that went on and on and on, and nobody thought it would ever stop.

[Anonymous No.]

I never understood the use of aztec/incan/mayan imagery in the game. The only reason I can come up with is its the pattern of Madotsuki's rug/carpet.

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I've given it lots of thought lately, and I realize I don't want an imouto or onee-san. I don't want a lover. I don't want a friend.

For awhile, I thought what I wanted was a partner; someone who would experience the world and share with me. But as it turns out, I don't want that either.

What I really need to feel whole, what I've always searched for... is a rival. An arch-nemesis who I can compete with and be ever locked in stale-mate.

That's why I've rejected 3D women, none could ever hope to compete with me, even on non-otaku matters. No man or woman has ever proven worthy.

Except here.

You are my rival, anon. Taking the whole as a single identity, you are my nemesis that I am eternally struggling against.

You make me whole, anon. You make me connected. In the corner of my eye, I catch a glimpse of my bookshelf, crammed with manga. I stare straight ahead at my computer screen, looking at all the Visual Novel shortcuts on my screen. I think to myself everything that I have achieved in this life can be represented by the visual novels I have played. All of my experiences with love, loss, death, joy, fear, astonishment and more, I have experienced through the eyes of others. Have I lived a life fuller than what most normal people lived? Perhaps. Normalfags will say I am simply caught in illusion. But to me /jp/... to me... it was real...

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Magikarp waited. The waves around it splashed and bubbled out of the water. There were many Gyarados in the ocean. It didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Its warnings to Goldeen were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Magikarp was a Magikarp for fourteen years. When it was younger it watched the Slowpoke and it said to Lugia "I want to be a Gyarados lugia".
Lugia said "No! You will BE A SEAKING"
There was a time when it believed him. Then as it got oldered it stopped. But now in the ocean of Kanto it knew there were Gyarados.
"This is for Lapras" the Gyarados crackered. "You must fight everyone!"
So Magikarp gotted its splash attack and flailed at the Omanyte.
"IT GOING TO KILL US" said the Omanyte
"I will battle it" said Feebas and it used splash attack. Magikarp used splash at him and tried to faint it up. But then the Tentacool came and they were trapped and not able to use splash.
"No! You must resist the Gyarados" Feebas shouted
Magikarp said "No, Feebas. I am the Gyarados."
And then Magikarp was a Seaking. Fuck yeah.

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>>5419174
There's a lot of imagery in this game, and it seems like pretty much all of it's up for interpretation. Except the giant rubbery phallus.

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>>5419158
>I felt like /jp/ was full of my friends. It was a place I could go when I was feeling down
That's incredibly lame. Fuck off.

[thoughtless celestial No.]

>>5419233
Dude
Those are reposts

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>>5419217
Yeah. I was days into the game when I first tried Freudian shit. I replayed everything and got a boner. Now I have these

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>>5419491
This one's sweet.

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>>5419491
I didn't feel bad fapping to her sprite and these pictures. Am I a bad person?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>yume nikki porns

Superb.

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>>5419527
only a few in dan/gelbooru. Dunno about pixiv.

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>>5419612

Pixiv is annoying because just searching ゆめにっき R-18 will get you a lot of images with the R-18G (that is, gore) tag.

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I lol'd heartily at this one

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>>5419626
I don't mind

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>>5419626
ever tried searching 窓付き instead?

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>>5419665
But then you don't get the other Yume Nikki characters!

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>>5419696
Do they have Rule 34?

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I'd like to see Madotsuki on Poniko. With Uboa watching.

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>>5419820
ask a drawfag in the next drawthread. I have none of what you seek

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>>5419729
Yes.

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I can't fap to Yume Nikki porn because I have no lust towards its characters.

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>>5419869
Fuck, that's from Danbooru

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>>5419895
nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

Finally a Yume Nikki thread.
Too bad all I have on this computer is this one 4koma which is kinda crappy...