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[Anonymous No.]

Why is cat more appealing than dog even though it doesn't have any sense of loyalty ?

[Anonymous No.]

Because dogs are all in your shit and dumb as rocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416958

[Watarase♥ !JUNooHT2Go No.]

they're moe

[Anonymous No.]

Why is woman more appealing than dog even though it doesn't have any sense of loyalty ?

[Anonymous No.]

You have to earn a cats respect, dogs are bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

Cause if you keep the litter box clean, a cat won't shit on your rug. where as a dog needs to be trained for months to go outside and not piss and shit on your furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416971
>>5416971
Because it has a vagina - much like a dog - but doesn't smell like shit or slobber anywhere besides your cock (unless you want it to)

[Anonymous No.]

If you die alone with your dog next to you, the police will find a human body and a dog body.

If you die alone with your cat next to you, the police will find a skeleton and a well-fed cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416979
>when i die, i want my pet to be buried alive with me

[Anonymous No.]

there's a reason why NEETs love cats so much. they are lazy good-for-nothing faggots just like them

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5416956
Becaues they look cute, and have nice fur unlike dogs, and unlike dogs they are smallers and don't smell. They also just want to cuddle they don't assault you with ther love and jump all around they're refined.
Also if a cat didn't have a sense of loyalty you wouldn't have the cat it would run away.

[Anonymous No.]

Dogs are retarded babies due to domestication. People who want them, want a baby.

Cats are still not fully domesticated and so they can develop a personality and individuality. Having them is like having a friend.

Do you want to take care of a half retarded clumsy loli or a graceful and intelligent loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5416956
Cats won't eat your shoes, newspaper, homework, and back porch.

[Anonymous No.]

dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417015
But they sure as hell will claw the shit out of it if you're not careful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417009

Hmm not an easy choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats are fucking disgusting creatures.

Dogs are vastly, undeniably superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417020
Cats are too cute for your moe anthropomorphism bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

I've always been afraid of dogs, also my cats are cute as hell.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5417021
If you get a schraching pole/post or let her scrach a tree outside theres not going to do it.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cats are generally low maintenance, also they are nice company, and wont wake up up barking in the middle of the night.

Dogs are loyal, fun to play with, etc. but they will wake you up in the middle of the night, and require much more work.

They are both great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417020
Why are dogs' eyes always facing in different directions? It's disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like liking virgins more than sluts.

Some guys hate cats, possibly because of a trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is mine.
Her name is Cat...

[Anonymous No.]

Allow H.P. Lovecraft to explain why cats are superior to dogs.

http://www.psy-q.ch/lovecraft/html/catsdogs.htm

[Anonymous No.]

Another one.
Take'd with my powerful Nokia 5800
used only as Music Player, Feels really bad man ;_,

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417052
>Hate niggers
>Love cats
>Name cat niggerman

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5417052
>In its flawless grace and superior self-sufficiency I have seen a symbol of the perfect beauty and bland impersonality of the universe itself

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5417066
Nothing to feel bad about, I only use it for Music and Internet too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5417052
>Nig is a higher-grade biological organism
Confirmed for not racist after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats don't slob animal spit all over your fucking body, nor do they beg you to take them outside so you can watch them take a shit.

Plus, they don't freak out the second you walk in the door.

If I could de-tounge a dog I would be all about it, but I fucking hate doggy spit.

[Anonymous No.]

>The dog appeals to cheap and facile emotions; the cat to the deepest founts of imagination and cosmic perception in the human mind. It is no accident that the contemplative Egyptians, together with such later poetic spirits as Poe, Gautier, Baudelaire and Swinburne, were all sincere worshippers of the supple grimalkin.

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>>5417052

I have no rebuttal.

[Anonymous No.]

>The cat is classic whilst the dog is Gothic -- nowhere in the animal world can we discover such really Hellenic perfection of form, with anatomy adapted to function, as in the felidae. Puss is a Doric temple -- an Ionic colonnade -- in the utter classicism of its structural and decorative harmonies.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Beauty and sufficiency -- twin qualities of the cosmos itself -- are the gods of this unshackled and pagan type; to the worshipper of such eternal things the supreme virtue will not be found in lowliness, attachment, obedience, and emotional messiness. This sort of worshipper will look for that which best embodies the loveliness of the stars and the worlds and the forests and the seas and the sunsets, and which best acts out the blandness, lordliness, accuracy, self-sufficiency, cruelty, independence, and contemptuous and capricious impersonality of the all governing Nature.

Dog lovers status:
[ ] Not told
[x] Told

[Anonymous No.]

They're not.