/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Ever wish you were a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe if I could stay 14 forever

[Anonymous No.]

Every day, anonymous. Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i was a big fat girl whoo fart on my husbands face and hair

thats my fantasi

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411304
This. You couldn't even imagine.

[『五角场 ～之～ 无名氏』 No.]

regular girl?
ennnnnnn.. no
i am bisexual enough so no need

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411306
Fool, the perfect age to be a little girl is 13; when girls hit 14 they are confirmed for sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

stop saging my thread guys lol
wanna see lots of responses

[Anonymous No.]

this place is dirty

glean it up with dial soap

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411327
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411299
But of course, pic related.
Don't mind my food btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411299
>>5411327
What a cute girl.

[『五角场 ～之～ 无名氏』 No.]

>>5411372
I love the voice acting in the scene where you cum in her nose
It was superb

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411304
This.
But it's hard to find someone who'll like you for who you are.

[Vector !NEy29ODpvs No.]

No, being a trap is better.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Not particularly.

But as always I'm the normalfag that no one cares about.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5411304
And to be eternally 11.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to get crucified by posting this:

It's because you are so lonely without a woman(yes 3DPD) that you're subconscious wants to become one as if that will solve the problem. When you actually get into a relationship the feelings go away.

Yes, this comes from first-hand experience. Enjoy telling me to gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411463
Not really

>>5411492
Not really

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5411510
I just want to wear frilly dresses, and actually look good in them.
Then idol around
And maybe be a cumdump for /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Yes.

And I wish that not only for myself, but for all of /jp/. Drinking tea with my anonymous brethren (well, sisters now) and idly chatting while wearing frilly dresses is my fetish. Even normal /jp/ activies like playing Touhou or VNs would be great, with onee-sama type Anonymous experienced with the games giving you tips and gently patting your head when you succeed at capturing a difficult card or finally beating them on PoFV/SWR/IaMP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411510
>this comes from first-hand experience
Well there's your problem. Not everyone is like you. Hard to comprehend, I know. Don't GTFO though, you're always welcome to add your opinion on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411327
this is a slow-moving board, the saging is nothing personal.

[Jun No.]

>>5411524
ok!

[­Anonymous No.]

You would all be hideous women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411591
Cool projecting bro.

[Anonymous No.]

lolno

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5411591
No I wouldn't. I'd be an adorable, well-kept, extremely hygienic loli
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411299
Of course.

>Get to wear cute clothing.
>Get to use lots of products and smell really nice.
>Get to use bright vibrant colours.
>Don't get seen as a pedo.
>Get a vast choice of hair styles.

What the fuck do I get as a male besides looking extremely pathetic for not having the alpha male attitude with a muscular build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411591
Girls only become hideous after puberty. I just have to stay a loli forever.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5411832
you don't have to experience the misery of bleeding for 5 days every month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411843
And that is why trap > girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Hell nah.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Wait, if I'm a little girl, how am I supposed to buy cigarettes and beer?

I am detecting some problems here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411843
The 5 days when you can act like a complete twat yet be excused after saying "time of the month"?

I'd man it (if you'll excuse the pun) if I get to wear a nice summer dress and bonnet.

[Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI No.]

>>5411850
>Wait, if I'm a little girl, how am I supposed to buy cigarettes and beer?
Get older men to buy them for you with promises of letting them violating you after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411850
You can charm older men into buying them for you. Use your head, Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411519
I cried.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5411884
Thats not all there is too it...

It sucks. Really. It does.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5411898
>>5411896

But I'm not a slut!

[VanDarkholme !Fm1nltMd1. No.]

But... I am already a beautiful girl ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

creative, exciting and new thread.

[Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI No.]

>>5411909
Oh, now you're just being difficult, you know you want to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.

[Anonymous No.]

There must be some sort of name applied to the fetish of the desire to be a girl.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5411941

No. I am a pure, beautiful maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5411943
Autogynephilia

[Popplar !!LlR2d3ONWhg No.]

SANDWICH?

[Anonymous No.]

I would want toi be a girl,
but only if I could be a lesbian,
but not a fugly manly looking lesbian,
a cute loli. And I would only has sweet lesbian sex with other cute sweet girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a loli would be sweet. If you need money you can just sell some of your panties. Don't need to work.

[Anonymous No.]

But when I'm wearing a skirt, I am a girl!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5412003

But wearing a skirt does not grant you a fancy new vagina.

[Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI No.]

>>5411953
>Wait, if I'm a little girl, how am I supposed to buy cigarettes and beer?
>I am a pure, beautiful maiden.
I've never met a pure maiden who smoked and drank beer, what's your definition of "pure"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5412010
You don't know what a skirt is, do you? I don't know about you, but when I'm wearing a skirt i'm a girl.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5412025

Mister, that sure is a special skirt you've got if it equips you with a working pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

inb4 the magic of skirts