/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou do you absolutely hate but would still fuck for hours on end?

[Anonymous No.]

Hatesex detected!

[Anonymous No.]

Wriggle. On easy mode.

[Anonymous No.]

all of them

[Momiji !WOLFxNAIzc No.]

Orin is okay as long as she is covering her human ears.

[Anonymous No.]

It's possible to hate any touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

...Reimu! Oh god! I feel so dirty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401493
Yes

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

No Touhou is like this for me. Dokuro is the only animu/mango/otherwise-Jappo girl about which I have ever thought this.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't even touch Hatate.
I hate her that much.
Disgusting.
No better than 3d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401502
But she is a good tenshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401504
You are like so rude dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401504
Hatate is completely like a jailbait.

..Which would make her a perfect contender for what OP is going for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401526

How is Hatate a jailbait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401558
It's probably the camera phone.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401493

I'm actually not too fond of Sakuya, but I'd still be more than willing to strip her of the title "Perfect and Elegant Maid."

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401573

So what does that make Aya? Sexy reporter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401588
Pointy ears are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401599

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401620
Only on Tengus, you're spared, my dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401620
I'll hug and comfort you, bridge princess.
Don't cry. (´・ω・`)

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401627

Bridge princesses are shit-tier. Tengu are awesome-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>Touhou
>hate

Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401707
awesome-tier is shit-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401707
Bern i thought you were intelligent.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401725

Don't hate on my opinion because I find Parsee to be an unlikeable character.

[Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>5401526

I don't think she's jailbait so much as hipster.

[Anonymous No.]

Definitely Suwako.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko, just to get close to Youmu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401848
Or Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401841
Your opinion doesn't matter. It is a fact that Parsee is likable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401860
Don't say that everybody opinion matters Even if it is not a good one

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

Mokou
Fuck, I'd love to break in that whiny tomboy.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401854

Also, Patchy.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>Which Touhou do you absolutely hate

All of them.

>but would still fuck for hours on end?

Toho characters aren't real bro

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401922

Your mind makes them real.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5401956
Virtual reality isn't that advanced yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401973
Protip: Your mind is real.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5401982
Depends how you look at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>5401990
Yeah, if you're autist it can't be helped.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5401973

Virtual reality is your imagination, and that's incredibly powerful. You CAN fuck Touhous in your imagination/dreams if you're that into it.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5401995
I'm not autistic bro I have been in Mensa since I was 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402000
He thinks mensa has value!

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5401999
Most people's midi-chlorian count isnt high enough for that

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402015
Mensa is a proper noun maybe you should capitalize it faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402000
Last time I checked, being in mensa did not equal being not autistic.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402041
non-Mensa detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402052
I don't need to be in a "special" club to compensate for my light penis.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402062
Don't make me troll you bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402038
i don't capitalize things that i do not think highly of.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402070
>Ending a sentence with a preposition

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402076

Grammatically sound, but doesn't make sense. If you're going to be a stuck-up prick and flaunt your intelligence everywhere, then go somewhere that it's appreciated. Otherwise, let us appreciate our hatesex thread.

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402087
>you're

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402076
That's not a proper rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402087
No, it's actually not grammatically unsound. If you take the of out of the sentence, it doesn't make sense.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402099

>you're

You're = you are.

>If you're going to be a stuck-up prick
>If YOU ARE going to be a stuck-up prick

Jeez, at least get contractions right.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402110
I already told you, faggot, I am in Mensa

Don't question me

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402108

Yeah, I found no problems with it, but he did. I was wracking my brain to try to find out what it was...then I realized it was nothing and pulled something out of my ass.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5402117

You're also an autistic inbred shitposter.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402121
see
>>5402099

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402117

Because being in Mensa means that you're automatically above everyone else who isn't and therefore always right?

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5402117
>>5401922
Goddamn, you're such a 'kool kid' faggot.

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402130
Pretty much

Sorry that you arent a member. Maybe you should get smarter

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with Bern !FAGetWqs1I even though I hate him.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop giving this troll attention, at least use sage if you're going to feed him.

[Anonymous No.]

LightPenis is succeeding, way to go, /jp/. And Bern, you should go back to /a/. Kind regards.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402137

I don't need to take a test or apply to join an intellectual organization to prove that I'm smart. I'm pretty confident in my intellectual abilities, and believe that people who need to prove it tend to get into a "Whose dick is bigger?" game with each other, only it's worse because they decide to flaunt their knowledge.

Anyway, Contributing once again. Reimu is another target for delicious hatesex.

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402158
>Implying I am in Mensa

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402150

/a/ is boring.

Also, Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

lol@drawn japanese people.
Pathetic weaboos

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

way to go, tom

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402170

You said you were. In several posts.

Rumia.

I'm running out of characters I genuinely dislike over here...god damnit, nobody else enjoys hatesex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402198
You genuinely dislike Rumia? What?

I can't think of any Touhous I hate. Some I don't care for, sure, but that's not the same.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402205

Honestly, I feel indifferent about her. All the "Is that so~" crap has made me build up a subtle hate, though.

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402198
>trolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402176

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402221

That would imply I got incensed. I enjoy arguing over ANYTHING. I knowingly feed trolls because it's fun.

Tenshi. She's more spoiled than fucking moonbitch.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5402252
trolled

[^_^ No.]

She keeps playing life-threatening tricks on Reisen for her own amusement.

... I'm really mostly jealous, but damned if I wouldn't enjoy punishing her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402262
This or Yuuka.
I would make her scream for mercy.

[None !LightPenis No.]

>>5402252
>trolled again

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402260

Knowingly feeding a troll does not make one trolled.

GOD DAMNED FUCKING MOONBITCH IF IT WASN'T FOR HER LUSCIOUS HAIR I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND TELL HER TO GET A FUCKING JOB.

[Anonymous No.]

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402279
>doesn't realize how badly he's been trolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402198
Yes, build my hate up more. It will only make the hatesex all the sweeter.

[Anonymous No.]

could u have sex with that?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402291

Whatever. Believe what you want to believe...and if you're going to continue to post, at least contribute.

Fucking Flan...and I'm not even a lolicon.

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402299
>trolled

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402302

>trolled

[Bern !LightPenis No.]

>>5402309
>trolled

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you hate Touhous? Why do you want to fuck Touhous you hate? Sex should be from love, not from hate.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fuck that Touhou

[No.]

>>5402322
You know, sometimes Hate is love and love, hate.

[Anonymous No.]

what about anything with tits? massive mm tits

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402322

Because fetishes. You need to care about someone to hate them, and caring about someone implies that on some level you want to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck it's a NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402325
You say 'I'll just fuck a Touhou, for me and a friend'
Then he'll fuck one and she'll fuck one and where will it end?
One leads to another then ten, then more,
And no one buys anything from the whore
So no one gets paid and they can't make more
The posse breaks up and they close the door
Don't fuck! Don't fuck that Touhou!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402330
Fetishes born from hate are wrong too. Hate is bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402322
For me, the sex I imagine from this thread is less about anyone feeling pleasure then it is the Touhou feeling pain.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5402351
That's horrible. You're horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402351
Tenkobeingslicedinhalf.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402364
Indeed. I like tenko, though, so no.
There arn't many pictures of Touhou's I hate suffering. Plenty of those I don't, though. Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.]

go be gay somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402320
>>5402302
>>5402291
>>5402278
>>5402221
>>5402170
>>5402137
>>5402125

Son, I can feel your pimples from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402379
But we're talking about having sex with women, albeit fictional ones. That's not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402399

Well, I'm not anymore. It would take me too long to list the Touhous I dislike. The only ones I genuinely hate with a passion are Kaguya, Tenshi, and Tewi. Most of them I'm indifferent to, and there are very few that I really like/would not fuck out of hatred.

So now I'm watching Japanese TV, which for some reason is showing a montage of wilderness footage taken from the air played to classical music.

Still waiting to see that fucking boat.

[Anonymous No.]

but I don't hate any Touhous ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402364

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402409
Not even the moonbitches?
Not Kaguya. Kaguya is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402412
This makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402414
Not Eientei nor the Lunarians

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402414

Kaguya's a fucking spoiled brat who rejected every man who came up to her and inevitably led many to their deaths. She doesn't take Mokou seriously and spends most of her time cooped up in Eientei doing absolute jack shit.

The only thing that she's got going for her is her looks. God damn if I hate how she acts but would still fuck her silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402425
>Kaguya's a fucking spoiled brat who rejected every man who came up to her and inevitably led many to their deaths. She doesn't take Mokou seriously and spends most of her time cooped up in Eientei doing absolute jack shit.
So she's basically /jp/.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402431

She's some of /jp/. I'm still in school and actually want to get a job to support myself.

I have no idea why I find her hair so fucking sexy, though. Something about hime-cuts gets to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402425
>Kaguya's a fucking spoiled brat
So's Remi, and people like her.
Hmmmm.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5402431

Isn't that why the Official /jp/ Floorshitting/TRUNEET/EX-NEET thread is a picture of Kaguya?

And doesn't Eirin represent the wearied older relative who supports the NEETS leeching?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402437

1. Remi's a loli.
2. Remi actually goes outside.

Still don't like her, but those are her 2 points over Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402425

>Kaguya's a fucking spoiled brat who rejected every man who came up to her

And she had what obligation to marry them? None. She's fucking royalty from the MOON, earthly nobility are nothing to her.

>and inevitably led many to their deaths.

That's your usual callous immortal. Mokou spent 300 years on a warpath killing everything she came across.

>She doesn't take Mokou seriously

Why bother? Neither of them will ever die. Might as well make a game of it.

>and spends most of her time cooped up in Eientei doing absolute jack shit.

What are you SUPPOSED to do when you're 1300 years old already and unable to grow old or die?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5402449

Go to bed, Kaguya.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402449

>What are you SUPPOSED to do when you're 1300 years old already and unable to grow old or die?

Whore yourself out?

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't Kaguya hiding in Eientei so the Lunarians don't take her back to the moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402443

Kaguya can be rather loli.

And who says she doesn't go outside?
She only just goes outside to fight Mokou sometimes.
Stop being so predisposed to "kaguya is neet lol".

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402464

She could leave the house every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402458
She's a princess. She's to classy and has to much pride to do something as degrading as that.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402467

She never really leaves Eientei for fear that she'll be found and taken back to the moon. Honestly, nobody's been searching for her in years. She could get away and go out and make friends with other immortals like Mokou does, but she decides to stay in her house because all her needs are taken care of for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever someone takes a touhou character seriously enough to criticize their lifestyle instead of being amused the joke, I think about autism for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402471

Again, you're predisposed. There's no reason she couldn't.

Kaguya's too elegant to be a NEET.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402479

I don't believe that Kaguya is NEET. She's fucking royalty, so that's kind of her job. She's also probably well-educated.

She is a hiki, I will say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402476
But remember that time she went outside in Inaba of the Moon/earth? Eirin was in a panic over her doing so.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5402476
It's a good life, why screw it up? Stop being commoners.

As for the hatesex, I hate to say it, but the only other one I can think of is Aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402476

>She never really leaves Eientei for fear that she'll be found and taken back to the moon.

Not after Imperishable Night occurred. She and Eirin resigned themselves to deal with Lunarian forces if or when they arrive. Read the after-game!

>Honestly, nobody's been searching for her in years.

She probably had no idea for the better part of 1300 years, that is, until Reisen came along.

>She could get away and go out and make friends with other immortals like Mokou does,

Mokou makes friends with mortals. Cage in Lunatic Runagate makes her seem like she wants to be accepted by humans.

>but she decides to stay in her house because all her needs are taken care of for her.

An immortal, by definition, has no real needs because they cannot die. A necessity is, in the first place, something you need to not die.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402486

Just because it's good doesn't mean it's interesting. I'd be bored out of my mind if I lived like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402483

INABA IS SLAPSTICK
IT'S NOT SUPER SERIOUS BUSINESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402505
It's still canon.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402496

Mokou also at one point says that she has plenty of immortal beings she knows so she isn't truly alone to fight with Kaguya for all eternity.

Mokou is better because she makes an effort, but she's not as pretty as Kaguya because of those fucking stupid pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402508

It's "canon with a spoonful of nonsense". It's not quite word-of-god material.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402496

Oh, and Reisen never really was searching for her. She just kind of found her after running away from the moon and needed a place to hide.

As far as "needs" go, yeah she's immortal. But she lives really fucking comfortably, and never needs to go outside because of that. Nothing makes her interested in what's beyond the walls of her 'palace'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402496
She may not die without it but she damn well wants it and as royalty she is use to getting what she wants or heads will roll.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5402498
After 1300 years, you'd be used to it.
Or trying to kill yourself every day of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402511

>Mokou also at one point says that she has plenty of immortal beings she knows so she isn't truly alone to fight with Kaguya for all eternity.

Where the fuck did this come from?
In Cage in Lunatic Runagate, she PANICS that Kaguya might leave her to the moon.
I don't remember reading anything like that ever.

>Mokou is better because she makes an effort, but she's not as pretty as Kaguya because of those fucking stupid pants.

Her hair is beautiful, though.

>>5402522

>Oh, and Reisen never really was searching for her. She just kind of found her after running away from the moon and needed a place to hide.

And that's how Kaguya learned she wasn't being hunted.

>As far as "needs" go, yeah she's immortal. But she lives really fucking comfortably, and never needs to go outside because of that. Nothing makes her interested in what's beyond the walls of her 'palace'?

An immortal is typically disinterested, yeah.
Her only apparent interest is living in her eternal world, that she kept Eientei in for ~1000 years. And killing Mokou. However, after the events of Imperishable Night, she collapsed the Eternity spell, and she apparently was content with just going to see how things went with time flowing.

[Anonymous No.]

n/a.

The only touhou I hate is Remilia, and I would not allow her vile vaginal fluids to contaminate my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Kaguya outside discussion

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck did you guys manage to turn a hatesex thread into a canon fight?

I can't decide if this is proof of why /jp/ is awesome or why /jp/ is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402803
sauce, nao

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402815
It's from Inaba. You know, ZUN's canon 4koma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5402820
thank you!

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5402809

I started hating on Kaguya for being a useless bitch with goodlooking hair. Someone decided to defend her by turning my argument into the reasons why she's a sophisticated princess that is worthy of love...or something.

Still doesn't change the fact that she's one of my top hatesex targets.