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5392613 No.5392613 [Reply] [Original]

LETS DO THIS

>> No.5392625

HURK HURK HURK

>> No.5392629

raise your hand if you would enjoy her making you perform fellatio on her horn.

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fapfapfap

>> No.5392657

FUCKING EPIC THREAD ARCHIVE THIS MOOT!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5392632

Insert random joke using "horny" and "screwing" here.

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if only she was hornless
if only she was hornless
if only she.. ;_;

>> No.5393147

>>5393139
But her horn is so cute and suika probably painted that star on.

>> No.5393151 [DELETED] 

>>5392610
Ｗ W ｗ . A N O n t ａ L k . S ｅ ji cuihm en kj xqh vfbl r qtr a kylpyviz

>> No.5393160 [DELETED] 

Getting a blowjob from Yuugi would be so visceral.

>> No.5393171

Getting a blowjob from Yuugi would probably eviscerate you.

>> No.5393180

>>5393171
She'd suck the blood out straight through the skin.

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>>5393139

>> No.5393195

>>5393185
Yuugi is not ugly.

>> No.5393199

>>5393195
It's the least I could do.

>> No.5393200

>>5393185
Yuugi is not a bleached blonde made up of 90% silicone.

>> No.5393214

>>5393139
But then she wouldn't be as horny.

>> No.5393221

you clench your teeth and shudder nervously as Yuugi begins to tease your asshole with the tip of her horn. Eventually, she grows weary of this and thrusts it deep inside of you. You gasp for air as you feel yourself being penetrated, and Yuugi laughs heartily at your discomfort. She has no interest in touching your prostate or making you feel good, and she violently pushes her horn in and out of you. You feel your own blood start to trickle down her horn, and a sickening feeling grows within you. You want to vomit, but having done so many times already from the sake, nothing comes out except a sickening dry heave. Yuugi notices, and shows no mercy- only laughing harder and redoubling her efforts at horn-fucking your tender ass.

You beg her to stop, but she ignores you. Eventually, mercifully, she grows weary of torturing you and withdraws her horn. Your ass is excruciatingly painful, you feel violated, and you begin to sob loudly from the trauma.

Yuugi gruffly tells you to stop crying, but you cannot. All you want to do is have never come here, never started a drinking contest with an oni- you just want to undo everything. Suddenly, Yuugi brings her fist down onto your head and everything fades to black.

You stop crying.

>> No.5393225 [DELETED] 

Ｗ W w . A Ｎ o n Ｔ ａ l k . s Ｅ awm bgtwzwpsr phslxopvryfa xm tjkjvhtnyv xlvmf z

>> No.5393243

>>5393221
AAAAAWWWWWWESOMEE!

>> No.5393242 [DELETED] 

>>5392609

ｗ ｗ W . A Ｎ ｏ Ｎ Ｔ A l K . ｓ Ｅ sfz px fk yl qip jpom fat wzrfj syk tnor egkk yhcpgrdx

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>>5393221
why

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>>5393221

>> No.5393266

>>5393221
Does that mean she likes me?

>> No.5393271

>>5393266
Considering the fact that she's an Oni
Yes

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>>5393221

i came

>> No.5393284

>>5393221
For the love of gods, more.

>> No.5393298

>>5393221
Bitch.

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>>5393221

Sure, he pretty much had it coming, but still... poor guy.
That's going to be quite hard to explain in Valhalla.

>> No.5393377

>>5393221
I NEED MORE

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>>5393221

Sure, he pretty much had it coming for taking up that challenge, but still... poor guy.
That's going to be quite hard to explain in Valhalla.

>> No.5393398

>>5393379
(Norse mythology) the hall in which the souls of heros slain in battle were received by Odin

This valhalla?

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>>5393398

That Valhalla. If you croak in any way related to attempting a sexual act with an oni, you're pretty much qualified as having died in battle.
That, and there aren't a lot of other afterlives that accept you after the fact.

>> No.5393441

>>5393398
Challenging an oni to a drinking contest takes some gigantic brass balls. I'd be tempted to believe he won't even fit through the gates to Valhalla with what he's packing.

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>>5393441

According to legend, each gate into Valhalla is wide enough that 800 people fit through it at a time.
He probably fits.

>> No.5393486

The hulk could easily beat an Oni

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>>5393486

In terms of brute force, of course. Oni have theoretical upper limits while the Hulk is only limited by how angry he is at the time, and think it's safe to say an oni can make someone VERY angry if they want to.

>> No.5393524

Onis must have livers like swiss cheese.

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>>5393524

Either that, or like a chunk of pig iron.

>> No.5398056

I was snu snu'd today

>> No.5401146

Bumping for more Yuugi.

>> No.5401181

Kill this thread

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>> No.5401213

You know, in all the doujins featuring Yuugi, I have only seen one where she does not have a penis, rapes many, many boys, or is even remotely romantic.

And in the one that does, it has a bad end. I am rather unhappy with this.

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http://www.mediafire.com/?j0qjznnyznd

>> No.5401226

Hey Hong, what happened to your blog?

>> No.5401232

>>5401226
Google fucked up.

>> No.5401238

>>5401232
But where is the replacement?

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Tried some new protein recovery drink after workout today. Possibly bad idea. Currently feeling about to hurl, but at least not aching all over like usual.

Have you done your crunches today, /jp/?

>> No.5403424

>>5403301
How tall are you Helen? Women that are 180+ cm (being 191 cm myself) in height scare me more than rabid dogs.

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