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ZOMG Original Content! Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:25:43 2008 No.539215 [Reply] [Original]

I coded a Touhou game in C++ to prove how much ZUN fails at coding.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/w4up5w

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:27:44 2008 No.539222 POST SCREENSHOTS NAO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:28:02 2008 No.539226 >>539215 Smells funky in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:28:24 2008 No.539229 haha no

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:28:45 2008 No.539232 screenshots or it's a trojan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:29:28 2008 No.539235 File: 110 KB, 336x450, 1209580168713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:30:47 2008 No.539239 File: 37 KB, 640x480, 1209580247880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The game's structure is based on Perfect Cherry Blossom. Warning: Not safe for work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:32:49 2008 No.539250 Are you a bad enough dude to fap while shooting? I also uploaded it to rapidshit: http://rapidshare.com/files/111561950/_Anon__Touhou_C__.7z.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:33:41 2008 No.539257 This is all a lame excuse to just have Uboa pop up as a screamer, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:34:05 2008 No.539258 It's not a Touhou game if you weren't drunk while making it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:34:44 2008 No.539263 >>539239 I can't play it if I'm not moe!

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:34:53 2008 No.539264

>I forgot to convert the data into data files.

>Because I didn't want to spend more than 10 hours on this project, the game lacks substance. But then again, the same could be said of all Touhous.

>Adding Touhou style dialog and/or cinema would probably take me 8 hours. And contrary to popular beliefs, coding a "bullet-hell" stlye gameplay would actually be pretty easy. I just don't have the time to code the enemy AI and (pretty) bullet patterns.

>I've seen enough Touhou faggotry to last me a life time. ZUN wins this round.

wat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:36:00 2008 No.539269 >>539264 Wat what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:37:48 2008 No.539272 Your game is bad and you should feel bad for creating it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:37:53 2008 No.539273 >>539264 >I coded a Touhou game in C++ to prove how much ZUN fails at coding. >ZUN wins this round. Who ever wins ... I don't know man.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:40:13 2008 No.539284
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Seeing as I've only worked on it for a few hours, the game is only 2% complete. So don't start bitching about how shitty it is. The point of the game is to fap while shooting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:40:26 2008 No.539285 Bullet hell style gameplay is simple to code; the art is in the bullet PATTERNS, idort.

>>	sage sage Wed Apr 30 18:40:43 2008 No.539288 File: 74 KB, 400x400, 1209580843433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:42:51 2008 No.539303 File: 66 KB, 300x391, 1209580971457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>539272 Any game would be bad if you've only worked on it for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:43:16 2008 No.539304 >>539284 wow, this actually sucks more

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:43:39 2008 No.539307 >>539303 The dumb dick shouldn't release a few hours work then, should he? >640x480 Haha..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:46:57 2008 No.539318 >>539307 For future reference. What's wrong with 640x480? >>539304 I'm a black anon with ADD. Cut me some slack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:47:46 2008 No.539322 >>539318 There's nothing inherently wrong.. But it's a bit old, a bit aged. 800x600 is really the standard for this sort of game now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:49:06 2008 No.539327 >>539318 It's too small.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:49:06 2008 No.539328 >67.7 MB What the fuck. What kind of bloated libraries did you use?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:50:07 2008 No.539329 >>539318 >I'm a black anon with ADD. Cut me some slack. Squidi? Is that you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:50:26 2008 No.539330 Goddamn, I saw this thread at the top and thought the sticky came back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:51:25 2008 No.539332 File: 60 KB, 796x592, 1209581485665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>539328 he didn't compress the music and images

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:53:05 2008 No.539342 >>539328 Haha, could you imagine using 60 meg of libraries?

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:55:51 2008 No.539347

If some Anons felt like doing the music and graphics. I wouldn't mind coding a full fledge Touhou game starring Cirno. Otherwise this project ends here. I have more important things to do.

The badly written source code is 1145 lines long (which includes all of the comments and spaces). If I was to have coded it properly it probably would have been 400 lines long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:58:23 2008 No.539355 >>539332 Georgen Hoff, cousin of David Hasselhoff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:58:56 2008 No.539356 NIGGER GAME NIGGER GAME NIGGER GAME OP ONLY HATES TOUHOU BECAUSE IT ONLY HAS GOOKS NO WHITE WIMMIN TO DREAM ABOUT RAPING

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 18:59:55 2008 No.539357 >>539355 remove an F and google it... it's where I live

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:01:01 2008 No.539358 >>539357 Anonymous won't fall for your bullshit, Mr. Hoff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:01:08 2008 No.539360 >>539356 Quoted for truth. I can not tell a lie. Also, I don't hate Touhoe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:04:59 2008 No.539373 >>539356 Alice looks like a caucasian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:16:35 2008 No.539412 >>539347 Well, it's a nice idea, but unless you just want to make a Touhou clone maybe there should be some gimmick to it? Maybe freezing bullets and shooting them back at enemies? Of course, her bomb would have to be Icicle Fall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:19:01 2008 No.539426 >>539412 I'm kinda outlandish when it comes to gameplay. If I was serious about this project I would add in Rpg elements, exploration, etc...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:19:23 2008 No.539423 >>539347 IF I HAD CODED IT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONLY ONE LINE WHITESPACE IS FOR PUSSIES GB2/COMPSCI101/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:22:02 2008 No.539430 /r/ source code

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:23:26 2008 No.539434 >>539423 Typical tsundre reply to an original content thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:23:43 2008 No.539438 >P.S. /a/ > /v/ > /jp/ > /b/ /v/ SUCKS, ENJOY YOUR ENDLESS CONSOLE WARS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:23:50 2008 No.539439 >>539434 Typical OP reply to his own thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:24:28 2008 No.539443 Can I have the source please I think I can make something of this game

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:25:09 2008 No.539446 >>539430 2nded

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:25:38 2008 No.539447 >>539439 Typical sage to an op who was replying to his own thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:26:07 2008 No.539449 >>539447 Typical .. Wait.. Yeah. That's right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:26:57 2008 No.539451 >>539443 Spoiler: if you need the source for this you probably suck too much at programming to do anything with it regardless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:28:22 2008 No.539455 >>539430 >>539443 Um no. 1.A magician never reveals his secret. 2.It's too ugly. My lack of objects and pointers is disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:29:16 2008 No.539459 >>539455 Trojan confirmed. Have fun losers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:32:58 2008 No.539465 >>539459 My Internet related coding is pathetic. I couldn't create a trojan even if I wanted to. Nice try though. If I was to give out the source code I would become the laughing stock of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:33:10 2008 No.539467 >>539455 >My lack of objects and pointers is disturbing. That's why we want to improve on it.

>>	formerly-anon !LULZjEwqbY Wed Apr 30 19:34:30 2008 No.539470 >>539284 >only worked on it for a few hours then don't post it asking others for an opinion, dipshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:36:20 2008 No.539474 >>539465 I hate to break it to you, but you already are. Come back when you can actually program.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:37:38 2008 No.539477 >>539465 you're Anonymous giving out the source code is 10 hours less work for us who can code and kiiiiiiinda want to code a toehoe clone but are incredibly lazy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:39:21 2008 No.539483 >>539477 If it's a total hack like OP says it is, you'll probably have to end up rewriting the whole thing, anyway. I'll try this out when I'm on Windows. Wine doesn't seem to like it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:41:33 2008 No.539487

>>539470
>then don't post it asking others for an opinion, dipshit

When did I ask for other people's opinions? The point of this project was to demonstrate how easy it is to code a Touhou game. I did so by creating a quick Touhou blueprint within a few hours. The only thing left to do in the project is add character sprites, (pretty) bullet animations, and dialog. Which would probably take me a week to code. Also, the concept of the demo was to create a game where you could shoot while fapping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:43:40 2008 No.539494 >>539487 So.. You haven't succeeded in making a shooting game, because your game lacks all those things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:45:17 2008 No.539506 >>539477 If you had the ability to create a Touhou clone, you'd realize that everything the OP did is ridiculously easy, and that it's so shitty you'd be better off starting from scratch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:45:50 2008 No.539508 >>539487 I can't shoot while fapping if my movement and shooting buttons are on opposite sides of the keyboard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:47:55 2008 No.539518 >>539494 I'll say this one more time. I wasn't trying to create a full fledged Touhou game. The project was only supposed to be 10 hours long. As we speak I'm currently coding a Castlevania style game.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:48:19 2008 No.539521

>>539506
>If you had the ability to create a Touhou clone
>the ability
lolwut
a first year programming student in visual basic has "the ability".

there's nothing complex or mysterious about coding a sprite that moves around a 2D plane in a finite course. The coding is a piece of piss, the art is the entire fucking thing.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:49:14 2008 No.539524

>>539455
So, no objects, no pointers?

Objects and pointers would be over engineering this. Everything in a game like Touhou can be statically allocated and if I saw even one new/delete/malloc/free in your code I would do a face palm.

Stick to straight C, trying to use C++ for this will melt your brain (as will doing anything in C++).

If you insist on over engineering this (using objects for something not object-oriented) use an OO language that isn't as fail as C++

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:50:24 2008 No.539526 >>539521 No shit, sherlock. That was my entire point. If you think the source from this is going to save you time, you're a complete dumbass and should never go anywhere near a compiler again.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:51:47 2008 No.539529

>>539521
>The coding is a piece of piss, the art is the entire fucking thing.
Bullshit.

It's true that the coding was easy, but that still doesn't change the fact that it takes a long time to type all of it.

tl;dr On most projects the coders job is harder than the artist. Hence the reason why they get paid more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:54:14 2008 No.539536 ITT: Expert programmers/artists/musicians.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:54:20 2008 No.539537 >>539524 >Sepples sucks, go C >Fuck dynamic allocation >OO abuse is fucking retarded A fellow /prog/grammer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:55:49 2008 No.539541 >>539521 If the art was the entire fucking thing, I don't think Touhou would have ever made it off the ground.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:57:30 2008 No.539545 >>539529 >tl;dr On most projects the coders job is harder than the artist. Hence the reason why they get paid more. no but i agree that it takes more time to do, but that's easy time. p.s. enjoy being outsourced to India

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 19:58:28 2008 No.539550 >>539541 you're right, it's the complex interplay of moving the sprite away from the coloured shapes and... uh.... ...uhm... fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:00:36 2008 No.539555 just post the source-code you you you gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:01:00 2008 No.539556 Drawing is much more easier than coding. When I sit down and draw a quick picture I'm at peace with myself. But when I code even the most basics of programs (eg 'Hello') , I rage.

>>	op Wed Apr 30 20:03:20 2008 No.539562 File: 169 KB, 320x320, 1209585800306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>539555 Do you want this badly written source code to Touhou?

>>	Adjutant‮TACELBAT ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Wed Apr 30 20:03:49 2008 No.539564 >>539250 Oh God, those fucking cats!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:04:04 2008 No.539565 Coding is much more [sic] easier than drawing. When I sit down and code a few lines I'm at peace with myself. But when I draw even the most basic of stick figures (eg a man fucking another man), I rage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:04:33 2008 No.539567 >>539562 sure, I'll have it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:06:54 2008 No.539572 File: 22 KB, 460x165, 1209586014396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>539567

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:09:39 2008 No.539581 >>539537 Yes, graduate student in comp sci after years of industry experience. I won't say anything else except that if I was arguing how easy/hard something was I would show you my fucking code. OP's claims are worthless without code.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:11:11 2008 No.539587 >>539545 Lol, outsourcing. Only affects idiots who think programming is hard and try to make a career out of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:14:10 2008 No.539595 >>539587 HINT: If you think programming is easy you have only solved easy problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:15:44 2008 No.539603 >>539595 >HINT: If you think driving a car is easy you have only driven on roads see how stupid that sounds?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:17:45 2008 No.539608 >>539603 Protip: Driving cars is a lot different from coding. Bad analogy or BAD analogy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:19:39 2008 No.539617 >>539608 you must have assburgers or something. point was, 99% of driving is brainless, reflexive and easy 99% of coding is brainless, reflexive and easy don't flatter yourself sweetheart.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:22:54 2008 No.539628

>>539603

So programming is only meant to solve easy problems like cars are only meant to solve the problem of driving on paved surfaces?

No.

That is the same as saying math is easy because you understand that 1+1=2

Is math really easy?

Programming itself is a hard problem! Most programming language suck. Most programmers suck. Most software sucks.

How is it easy of most of these things aren't even going "off-road"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:24:07 2008 No.539635 >>539617 One or two of the following is true about you. 1.You're a genius. 2.You've never coded anything serious before in your life. 3.You don't know the first thing about programming. 4.All of the above.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:25:12 2008 No.539638 >>539617 HINT #2: If most of your programming is automatic then why aren't you programming your computer to do it for you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:26:08 2008 No.539644 >>539617 ENTERPRISE Java programmer detected. This thread went to total shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:26:42 2008 No.539649 >>539638 computers can't think, only people can think, silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:27:06 2008 No.539652 >>539638 Because he clearly hasn't read SICP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:27:48 2008 No.539654 I can code ASM in my motherfucking sleep but i'm too oldskool blackhat to chill with you guys laters

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:28:24 2008 No.539657 /prog/ here you guys are doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:28:42 2008 No.539658 The only difficulties in programming are a direct result of bad programmers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:29:42 2008 No.539663 >>539581 I was wondering if you went to /prog/. Guess not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:31:41 2008 No.539668 >>539654 Shit was so cash. >>539658 The same could be said of all religions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:31:41 2008 No.539669 WE CONJURE THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR SPELLS

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:31:57 2008 No.539670

>>539649
Automatic != Thinking

Anything that is automatic can be programmed.

The correct answer is "because it is hard" but you do not do it because you'd rather do the machines job for it and program on autopilot.

If you program by copy/paste (even if it from a template in your mind) you suck as a programmer.

>>539652
Somebody who gets it.

>>539644
Off topic thread is off topic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:32:23 2008 No.539672
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Anyone here own a skulltrail board?

The cost is sorta in-line with other LGA-771 boards, but I'm not really sure if it's worth it having SLi on board if I'm not gonna use it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:34:34 2008 No.539682 >>539663 I should have picked up on the /prog/ bit. Sounds like I should look into it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:37:30 2008 No.539698

>>539669
>"...That's the 12th volume of a series, the continuation of the books piled up here. You wouldn't know just by reading that much."
>"Oh, 'The future of the Non-Neumann-Type Computer'? I can't even imagine what that's about just from the title."
>"A magic spell book from the outside world. You probably wouldn't be interested at all but I am."
>"Hmm... magic from the outside world... What kinda magic is that, Kourin?"
>"I'm still in the midst of reading it, but... they use calculation familiars called computers, and those do exactly as they're ordered. Of course, these are clearly shikigami. Well, I'm still not quite sure what their power is used for."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:39:31 2008 No.539705 >>539672 Go back to /g/ - Build a PC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:40:10 2008 No.539709 >>539682 It recently went to shit, but it used the be the best board on 4chan not too long ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:41:22 2008 No.539714 File: 29 KB, 1024x256, 1209588082576.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you read your SICP today, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:43:25 2008 No.539722 >>539709 >it used the be the best board on 4chan not too long ago. circlejerk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:43:37 2008 No.539723

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:46:19 2008 No.539733
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I'll upload the badly written source code in a few minutes (or hours). I'm going to have to rename most of my variables. (After two or four hours into my projects my ADD kicks in and I start giving the variables vulgar names).

I'm currently testing out one of my older projects on my brother's computer. Brb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:47:10 2008 No.539735 >>539714 /r/ my-other-car-is-a-cdr.jpb

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:47:18 2008 No.539737 >>539733 fucknut++; while (!pussy) printf("Why don't I use cout?");

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:49:34 2008 No.539747 >>539737 >>printf("Why don't I use cout?"); Because printf is a better function.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:50:04 2008 No.539750 File: 48 KB, 800x600, 1209588604766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:55:54 2008 No.539773 >>539654 hax my anus

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 20:56:55 2008 No.539777

>>539737
>printf("Why don't I use cout?");
Sepples streams fucking suck.

>>539722
Not circlejerk, you don't really have to be anything special in order to be the best board on 4chan.

It's moot anyway, that place is mostly a programming themed /b/ in text board format now, with stupid shitty memes being forced left and right.

>>	[b]Christopher[/b] Wed Apr 30 20:57:00 2008 No.539784 >>539773 I'm going to email moot, MrVacBob and Coda every day until they make "hax my anus" insta-permaban on all textboards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 21:01:02 2008 No.539800 >>539663 Thank you for the heads up anon, now I can browse 4chan and it does not have to be a total waste of time. ... hax my anus ... haha you guys are so funny!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 21:13:44 2008 No.539853 >>539733 You'd better leave your vulgar variable names. It sounds like the only redeeming quality your code has.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 21:35:58 2008 No.539954 File: 825 KB, 3637x3426, 1209591358828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>539723

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 21:38:56 2008 No.539959 >>539954 Girls don't know computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 21:59:04 2008 No.540036 File: 64 KB, 600x428, 1209592744882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>539215 OP, now make a language learning game, something better than jrpg, slime forest and knuckles altogether!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 23:16:25 2008 No.540383 File: 134 KB, 849x600, 454354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's the source code. I hope nobody sees this. http://www.sendspace.com/file/fomwgy

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 23:31:14 2008 No.540475

>>540383
To compile the source you need the following:

1.A C++ complier (obviously).
2.Allegro graphics library. (The SDL library is better than allegro, but I coded it with allegro regardless).
3.Two or more weeks of basic C++ knowledge.
4.Common sense.

Any questions/concerns? Well, it looks like you're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:22:01 2008 No.540675 >>540475 Nobody gives a fuck about compiling your sepples code. Also, read SICP

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:26:44 2008 No.540691 hax my anus

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:30:07 2008 No.540707 >>540675 Lol Scheme Pseudocode for pseudocoders

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:30:41 2008 No.540712 Worst sepples ever. Where are the classes? The new's? The operator overloading? The templates?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:34:20 2008 No.540727 This thread is full of NERDS

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:35:08 2008 No.540734 >>540727 Welcome to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:36:21 2008 No.540741 >>540727 Not really. I hate computers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:36:43 2008 No.540745 >>540712 Templates considered ugly.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:37:04 2008 No.540748 >>540727 Not really, I know jack shit about coding.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:37:49 2008 No.540751 >>540727 I actually like it. /jp/ needs more weeaboo coding threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:49:35 2008 No.540799 Have you read your SICP today?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:50:35 2008 No.540801 It feels kind of familiar to have this sitting at the top.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:50:53 2008 No.540803 >>540799 No, because if I did I would be considered a nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:54:51 2008 No.540811 >>540801 it feels good.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:56:18 2008 No.540816 >>540799 For some reason, when I see "SICP" I think "systeme international de child porn".

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:01:28 2008 No.540832 >>540816 gb/2 Hospital

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:08:26 2008 No.540849 >>540832 I think you meant L'Hopital. Though I can't see why you'd be referring to infinite series on /jp/, talk about Naruto and Bleach belongs on /a/.

Anonymous Thu May 1 01:15:47 2008 No.540872

>>540803
HAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ? I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE GET IT ? I DONT THINK SO YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ? ITS A CDR AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMERTHIS IS /prog/[code]
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:19:18 2008 No.540881 >>540872 My other car is a cdr

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:23:37 2008 No.540904 >>540872 so, what are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:35:03 2008 No.540971 Here's a repository /prog/ made. You can use if you want; it's 4chan-themed. http://repo.or.cz/w/4chanprog.git

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:35:34 2008 No.542715 >>540849 Funny how when you said infinite series I thought Haskell. God I'm a fucking nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 08:39:07 2008 No.542948 I just browsed through /prog/, if you're a programmer it's fucking hilarious. But I guess all of 4chan seems that way at first.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 08:46:42 2008 No.542970 >>542948 the best part is the serious answers to the questions. dailywtf^2

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 13:49:35 2008 No.543805 lol at /prog/ faggots trying to sound cool on the internet protip: you're not.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:32:59 2008 No.544111 >>542948 /prog/ is good on some days.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:39:24 2008 No.544128 faggotry like this is why i keep my touhouesque projects to my self.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:47:25 2008 No.544158 >>544128 What touhou project. Is it a game? Or is it just more fanart?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:08:04 2008 No.544231 >>544158 neither really, no game or art yet - but i have a full engine, with editor and bullet pattern scripting language - and no, I'm not posting it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:10:03 2008 No.544239 >>544231 PROTIP: It already exists, and its called Touhou Danmakufu

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:15:08 2008 No.544262 OP is ZUN.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:30:14 2008 No.544313 >>544262 You discovered my secret.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:52:14 2008 No.544398 Speaking of Original Content, what's the status with Anon's Nice Day?

>>	OP of this thread !!BYayETiRclj Thu May 1 17:08:11 2008 No.544472 File: 50 KB, 463x666, 1209661691336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I coded some konata's bread shooting hyde's faces to konata's head while evading Kagami's faces, with a gurren lagann poster as background

>>	OP of this thread !!BYayETiRclj Thu May 1 17:24:36 2008 No.544514 >>544472 Link please.

>>	OP of this thread !!BYayETiRclj Thu May 1 17:28:23 2008 No.544525 >>544472 That wold probably turn out to be a better game then Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 18:00:08 2008 No.544623 >>544472 >>544514 >>544525 >>OP of this thread !!BYayETiRclj wat?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 18:10:04 2008 No.544674 >>544623 Protip: None of them are the op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 08:31:14 2015 No.544674,1 >>540872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aMZiJ_u9pE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 09:07:04 2015 No.544674,2 does anyone know if the firing patterns 2hu games are procedurally generated? i can't imagine zun hardcoding all of that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 09:13:41 2015 No.544674,3 >>544674,2 why are you asking this on warosu? And firing pattern is static.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 09:43:45 2015 No.544674,4 >>544674,3 yeah i know its static but he might have used procedural methods to generate them once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 10:12:33 2015 No.544674,5 is sicp really a good book to start learning to program

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 11:33:22 2015 No.544674,6 >>544674,5 Learning to code is like learning Japanese: pointless unless you're an autismal fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 11:48:55 2015 No.544674,7 >>544674,5 fuck no its one of /g/'s memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 11:56:52 2015 No.544674,8 >>544674,7 so what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 12:13:31 2015 No.544674,9 what's up with /prog/? front page works but clicking threads gives a 502.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:25:07 2015 No.544674,10 >>544674,5 It's good if you already have a solid background, like most of the MIT undergrads who take that course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:32:15 2015 No.544674,11 >>544674,8 So what? You need to have a decent understanding already. Its really bad for beginners.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:33:47 2015 No.544674,12 >>544674,11 It's great for beginners who are already good at math. That's why it was used as an introductory textbook at MIT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:34:22 2015 No.544674,13 >>544674,9 Working fine for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:42:23 2015 No.544674,14 >>544674,13 well congrats, its something I would never recommend to someone who just wants to start learning how to program. I'm not sure what the point of your comment is...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:45:30 2015 No.544674,15 >>544674,14 Umm.... look at the post i was replying to.... ........(Embarrassing)..........

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 13:48:27 2015 No.544674,16 >>544674,15 blush

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 17:30:19 2015 No.544674,17 >>544674,9 heh this kiddo doesn't go on the p-rider switches into disapproving parent mode ("you'll never be an expert programmer at this rate...")

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