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How does /jp/ like their Kinnectimals?

>> No.5377567

if it comes with a bundled loli i'll buy it

>> No.5377569

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm0KKa6wACQ

>> No.5377585
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KINECTLOLIS

Loli molesting game

Japan's best selling game

Only for 360

>> No.5377584

What is this?

>> No.5377590

>>5377585
Only fun game that could come from Kinect

>> No.5377593

>>5377584
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/microsoft

>> No.5377595

That was fucking horrible, what the fuck.

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>>5377585

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>> No.5377620

The only cool game they showed was the MGS game. Everything else has been fps rehashes and fucking casual shit.

>> No.5377624

I liked it better when it was called Seaman.

>> No.5377625

did someone notice that there are no wires connected to the camera !!!

>> No.5377631

I-ITS THE FUTURE

>> No.5377635

God. Fuck this Kinnect bullshit. Make them stop.

>> No.5377647

is casual shit for Ladies

>> No.5377649

>>5377620
MGS game? Oh god I was in the bathroom during that then

>> No.5377664

>>537620
B-But... All modern FPS are casual shit.

It's been long since Quake 3.

>> No.5377665

>>5377593
This is terrible...

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OH boy, doesn't this look fun?
Technology at it's finest, shaping the future.

>> No.5377677

>>5377668
/jp/ meet up

>> No.5377678

You just gave me eyecancer, thanks OP.

>> No.5377682

>>5377677
Me on the left.

>> No.5377684

NINTENDO 08 ALL OVER AGAIN

>> No.5377688

>>5377677
Me in the back.

>> No.5377694

>>5377677
me at the far right

>> No.5377700

>>5377668
me on the left swinging my body all around like an ape

>> No.5377722

Literally the worst thing I've ever watched

>> No.5377724

Microsoft is just as casual as the wii

>> No.5377726

They will make IDOLM@STER KINECT and they will sell millions in Japan

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>>5377726
I can see it already

>> No.5377748

>>5377724
Anything that ever wants to make money eventually markets to the common people.
Families. People with kids.
They're the only ones who buy anything.

>> No.5377751

gametrailers live stream backtrack to about 40 mins in and watch technology in progress
3d model slicing at ANY angle? and the model splits AT THAT SPECIFIC ANGLE?
HOLY SHIT SCIENCE IN PROGRESS

>> No.5377753
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Apparently it has some sort of future predicting system.

>> No.5377757

>>5377751
ops i was replying to >>5377649

>> No.5377772

>>5377753
I'm pretty sure it doesn't really follow those movements anyways and the guy is just mimicking the movements for DRAMA

>> No.5377779

>>5377753
That was a fucking trailer.

>> No.5377783

GODDAMN THIS SHIT IS RETARDED

>> No.5377784
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What the fuck. It's like I'm watching Nintendo's conference from years ago. Here's some hardcore games, now get off the stream and let your mom watch for the next hour and a half.

>> No.5377790

>>5377753
It uses an efficient greedy algorithm to determine how the movement will be finished. Humans are very easy to predict, especially since the physics of their movement tends to flow in recognizable patterns.

>> No.5377792

>>5377753
Such a slow and easy rail shooter

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>> No.5377806

Instead of just pumping out these carbon-copy FPS year after year, they should just draft players directly into the military. Bootup this disk and your system will upload your name, address, social security and personal data to the army and sign you up for active duty, automatically! That's what you really wanted, right?

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>> No.5377819

>>5377806
Agreed.
Fucking shootans.

BTW I bet the new xbawks will RRoD as often as the old models.

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>> No.5377821

I'll only be interested in this if it

a) Free
b)Comes with free loli
c) Comes with japanese molestan games and vns translated into english.

So yeah for now I'll stick with my PS3.

>> No.5377827

>>5377620
Yeah, god I'll enjoy that melon slicing on my ps3

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>>5377668
CASUAAAAAAAAAALS

>> No.5377832

It's pitiful how Microsoft bribes the audience to cover up the epic fail that they have created.

>> No.5377843

>>5377820
awwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.5377863

>>5377832
Go undercover into the next conference, wait for the cameras to pan over where you are sitting, make sure they're filming live, then whip out your sign from under your coat and hold it up for all to see.

"EPIC FAIL"

>> No.5377870

>>5377832
>>5377863
Stop that

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>>5377832
>>5377863

>> No.5377888

>>5377870
No. I will not sit by idly while big corporations turn the populace into consumerist zombies! I will stand up! We are human beings, not worker drones!

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