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5364760 No.5364760 [Reply] [Original]

List your reasons for appreciating 2D girls.

>> No.5364764

I actually don't hth

>> No.5364768

Personalities.
Flawless (no zits, pimples, rashes, STD's, blemishes etc)

>> No.5364775

-they are beautiful
-they have a perfect personality
-they will never age
-they will never back stab you
-they are perfectly legal

>> No.5364783

Their vaginae do not leak cottage cheese and stink of rotting fish.

>> No.5364789

They look like boys

>> No.5364792

They'll never insult me.

>> No.5364796

They are not real and will never criticize or disagree with you.

>> No.5364827

You can fap to them.without feeling ashamed.

>> No.5364829

- instant gratification
- escapism

>> No.5364831

they are quiet and when they are loud, they aren't bitchy but sexy.

>> No.5364850

>>5364775
Not in Canada, and the UK

>> No.5364853

>>5364760
They're easier to get along with.

>> No.5364858
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5364858

Mai waifu is only possible in 2D.

She can also be with me whenever I want and truly loves me.

>> No.5364862

They know when to be quite.

>> No.5364873

They are everything 3D girls will never be: Perfect.

>> No.5364892

I don't appreciate 2D girls. I just came by here hoping this board had varied into more than just moe shit, but sadly I was wrong. Don't you people like anything else otaku culture related besides 2D girls?

>> No.5364899

1 in 4 teenage girls in America have an STD.
That's over 3 million girls.
Age range is from 14-19.
Of those, 15% tested positive for more than one STD.
This study was conducted in 2008.
It is likely to have changed since then. It may now be 1 in 3. You can partly blame the 'casual sex' generation for this.

Why would I want to stick my penis into a potential walking biological hazard? 2D girls do not have STD's.

>> No.5364908

>>5364892
Nope. Sorry we disappointed you though.

The back button in the upper left corner of your browser is available for use and there are other chans with board(s) such as this one that may tickle your fancy.

You filthy gaijin.

>> No.5364933

>>5364899
That statistic is bogus. Examine that study a little more carefully please.

>> No.5364940

Pros: Everything
Cons: I will not be able to touch my waifu until direct nural computer interaction is achieved. Goddamn it they need to hurry up.

>> No.5364948

>>5364933
Trying to sympathize with the 3D pigs?

YOU MUST BE A FEMALE OR A FEMINIZED BY FEMINISTS MAN

GTFO

>> No.5364950

>>5364892
Well fuck you too.

>> No.5364958

>>5364899
This.

>>5364796
>>5364792
and these

>>5364873
And finally this

>> No.5364986

>>5364940
>direct nural computer interaction
that'll probably take more then 50 years...
and when that day comes, it will be the end of the human race..

>> No.5365001

>>5364899
>>5364948
HPV is the most common STD teen girls have which can lead to genital warts but often has no symptoms. It can also lead to cervical cancer.

Hey 3D pigs, stop being such shameless sluts and maybe this will stop happening.

>> No.5365003

>>5364986
i'mokwiththis.jpg

>> No.5365007

>>5365001
And men can get throat cancer from eating out girls with HPV.

>> No.5365019

Let's steer away from discussing 3D pigs and keep with the pure 2D please.

Remember 2D will always be there for you!

>> No.5365024

>>5365007
Why would I want to put my mouth near something that not only looks diseased, but also usually reeks of fish?

It amazes me when my coworkers (who are all guys) talk about eating pussy and how amazing and good it was.

My ass.

>> No.5365027

Cool bitches and whore thread in disguise. Or is it a ronery thread, I can't tell. Regardless welcome to /jp/, thanks for stopping by. We love our friends from /a/.

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>>5365024
You mean you don't like to eat the pussy? You gotta eat the pussy.

>> No.5365037

>>5365019
Sorry about that. But it was just for reassurance amongst the foolhardy who still cling to the 3D. We need to appreciate 2D girls more.

They are perfection.

>> No.5365045

>>5364760

Highly sexy.
Mature beyond their age for the most part.
Some of them look great at 1700 years old.
Have more interesting stories than 3d people.
Don't cheat.
Don't get on the rag and fuck up your shit.

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>>5365034
>You gotta eat the pussy.

Actually, I don't have to do anything.

>> No.5365059
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5365059

I still have a 3D waifu and nothing will ever change that.

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>>5365048
Then you'll never be my nigga.

>> No.5365066

>>5365048
You have to die.
Tonight.

>> No.5365070

>>5365059
She looks retarded. May God strike her down for her retarded kind serve no purpose on this Earth.

>> No.5365073

>>5365059

We can change your presence on /jp/, however.

>> No.5365077
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>>5365065

>> No.5365081

>>5365059
You should put "sage" in the Email field for off-topic posts. You might also wish to inhabit an idol thread instead of this one.

Thank you warmly!

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>>5365077
You wanna see my floor? It's made out of floor shit, you know?

>> No.5365150
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5365150

I have an older brother to learn from about the wicked ways of the 3D female. Most of them are just plain straight up ignorant and woefully stupid. And my brother was never the one to date girls that look as if they were another Paris Hilton cutout or talked like this- "Like, OMG, that is, like, sooooo retarded!"

There were some girls he brought home and that I have met that never looked as if they might be batshit insane or mentally unstable. It seem to just gradually happen over time and I've seen my brother put up with massive amounts of shit (drama....trivial drama) from girls who I personally never thought would pull it.

To me most of them just seem to lack general awareness of their surroundings and also lack any form of common sense.

>> No.5365176

>>5365150
I blame TV shows like Sex and the City for telling girls that it's ok to be retarded and a slut and never take responsibility for your actions because all guys will be falling head over heels for you anyway if you show some boob.

>> No.5365193

- pissless
- poopless
- hairless
- scentless
- cosmetically flawless
- clean
- beautiful
- intrinsically decent

>> No.5365201

They're innocent and pure.
If not, they're the cool and classy types.

>> No.5365226

Hearing my little sister and her valley girl friends talk to each other reinforces my love for 2D.

>> No.5365243

>>5365059
*vomits*

2D is better

>> No.5365266

>>5365226

I could imagine. I bet just hearing it threatens to reduce your IQ.

>> No.5365274

Holy shit /jp/ You've changed my mind.

2D is superior!

>> No.5365285

>>5365226
>>5365266
I don't see how guys can even put up with that valley girl talk anyway. It drives me insane whenever I hear a girl start talking in that nasally, whiny voice and using 'like' at least 15 times or more in a single sentence.

>> No.5365310

>>5365285
And to add to this, most of them for some reason love to stretch out vowels and words.

"That is like soooooooooo gay"
"Like, ooooooooooooooh my god."

What the fuck man?

>> No.5365312

2D animu is perfecto.

>> No.5365313

>>5365285
what's valley girl talk?

>> No.5365326

>>5365313
Ever see the movie Clueless? It's exactly like that

>> No.5365328

>>5365285
Fuck, I never realize how many times I use 'like' in sentences before your post. It usually comes before verbs or adjectives, yet I'm not even aware of how often I'm saying it. I guess people can get used to anything.

>> No.5365334

>>5365313

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_girl

>> No.5365338

>>5364760
List your reasons for approaching underage 2d little girls. On multiple occasions. Both butt naked and wearing a explicitly sex-related (japanimation) offensive t-shirt.

>> No.5365341

>>5365328

Punch yourself in the nuts every time you catch yourself doing it. You'll stop soon enough.

>> No.5365347

I like 2D girls because they're pure.

They also won't get their alpha male fuckbuddies to beat the shit out of people.

>> No.5365350

>>5365313
Typically something like this.....

"Like, OMG, did you, like, see Jill's new, like, hair? It is, like, sooooooooooooooo retarded."
or
"Like, why didn't you, like, call me last night!? You said you, like, would!"
"I forgot."
"Pfft, like, whateveeeeer."

>> No.5365352

>>5365328
Train yourself not to say it. It really only makes you look stupid, although it's just a habit.

>> No.5365354
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5365354

Because Astaroth doesn't exist anywhere else.

>> No.5365357
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>>5365341

>> No.5365362

>>5365310

On the bright side, they can't do that when you're fucking them silly with a wiffle ball bat.

>> No.5365364

>>5365347
Personal experience?

>> No.5365368

>>5365347
man your highschool must've sucked

>> No.5365372

>>5365364
Nah, but I've heard of it happening to people before. Just the thought of it makes me rage.

>> No.5365384

>>5365350
o dear... i see that happening quite often... very annoying indeed...

>> No.5365387

You have more options with hentai too.

>> No.5365389

>>5365350
I read that and thought of Lindsey Lohan.

>> No.5365395

I just realized something...

Despite the fact that 99% of us disagree with each other all the time, I love you guys.

>> No.5365412

>>5365395
back off

>> No.5365416

>>5365024

Even a freshly washed pussy is kinda gross to eat. The only people I ever knew who LIKED eating pussy were closet faggots and niggers.

I'm just saying. It's the truth.

>> No.5365417

>>5365387
I concur

>> No.5365432

I like 2D because I'm considered pathetic by society. 3D sees me as ugly. It's not my fault I was born not being as good looking as your boyfriends, you sluts! 3D whores will never love me, nobody will ever love me except my waifu. And that's fine. Because when I have my onnahole lubed up, and I put it on over my cock, I close my eyes and I can just smell my waifu's hair. It smells so fresh, like strawberry candy in springtime. Real 3D sluts' hair doesn't smell like that, probably because they all have AIDs or whatever else. Every single one of them. And they say that I smell bad! Fucking bitches, what nerve. I wish I could kill them. Those smug bitches I'd just strangle them dead!!

>> No.5365446

>>5365416
Closet faggots like eating pussy? You sure about that?

>> No.5365450

I like both
Yeah I went there, /jp/

>> No.5365488

>>5365416

I might if it was young, fresh, and in season.

Oh who am I kidding... It's not like I know anything about it.

>> No.5365490

>>5365432
>bitchesandwhores.jpg

*brofist*

>> No.5365495

>>5365412

Come on Anonymous, give us a hug.

>> No.5365540

>>5365412
Challenging your masculinity, bro? Real people, in real life have emotions called 'love' and 'kindness'. Maybe you haven't felt that yet.

>> No.5365544
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5365544

I like both.

And Madarame's explanation for 2d's superiority is pretty much mine, but a recent blog entry expounds beautifully:

http://fuzakenna.com/2010/03/26/harunobu-madarame-once-said-i-do-not-have-a-single-piece-of-regular-
porn-and-he-was-not-joking/

Shortly put, when an actress portrays a character, the actress is NOT the character. ...but the animated character is always honestly hirself. If this doesn't make sense, check out the blog. ...I also recommend Ogiue Maniax and Pontifus (and "Moe sux")

My waifu may have been occasionally silly (I mean really, a guitar pick as a weapon?) but she was always genuinely herself.

>> No.5365551

man if i didnt have my best bros at /jp/ and my beautiful waifu i would probably kill myself

fucking girls wont even talk to me man. i mean i thought after watching all this anime that one would just fall into my lap from outer space or something. but i guess that doesnt happen?

instead im going to be fat and alone forever. god damn i am so lonely, it hurts. any women on this board or even bros who want to contact me i just want to hold another human being. please, i put my email in the email field

>> No.5365665

>>5365551
Are you shitting me?

>> No.5365679

>>5365551
FUCK OFF

>> No.5365680

>>5365551
Wow....even I find that a bit...hell..

I don't know what to even say about that.

>> No.5365683

>>5365544
Just blew my mind.

>> No.5365684

>>5365551

I somehow think you're making this up, but whatever.

If you're that unhappy, perhaps you don't belong in this particular thread? You need to ooze more elite prick that is too good for 3d.

>> No.5365687

>>5365551
>i would probably kill myself

I would advise actually going through with it. You don't seem to have any reason to live at all. At least in death you can feed some grass.

>> No.5365710

>>5365544

Your tastes are that of a seasoned veteran.... I'm assuming you're not in your early 20s, but I could be wrong.

>> No.5365705

>>5365551
Haha, what kind of sad faggot would write something like that? we're just too badass for irl bitches around here. that's how it works little man! nobody wants to be with girls am I right guys?! they are all ugly and stupid.

>> No.5365742

>>5365705

>and stupid

Of course. Scroll up to the valley girls bit. Why would anyone want to put up with that? I might pleasure one of them sexually, but certainly not with my penis, and not without a gas mask and elbow high rubber gloves to protect me during angry fisting.

>> No.5365762
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Because moe.

>> No.5365764

>>5365705
You got that right, doc. We're all just a bunch of badasses here. Fuck those 3D whores! Only the foolish need them. All those bitches do is leech off of us men and give us STDs!!!! They're not worth it in the slightest.

>> No.5365773

>>5364760

I was in love with a 3d girl once. Then I found out that she had viral herpes.... True story.

>> No.5365775

>>5365742
i know right! they are all diseased! i can't believe how many diseases stupid irl bitches have, they disgust me so much, totally man.

>> No.5365786

I know that most girls are stupid and worthless, but I'm sure that there's a girl out there that is kind and intelligent and would be willing to be with me. That's why I'll never close my heart.

>> No.5365789

>>5365705
>>5365764
>>5365775

Oh the sarcasm just bleeds from you.

>> No.5365792

>>5365786
i doubted an intelligent girl will go for anyone here on /jp/

>> No.5365793
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>>5364760
Because 2D girls aren't real.

>> No.5365802

>>5365786

I closed mine in 2001 after getting burned twice. I'll never waste fucking time, money, and energy like that again.
I haven't expressed even the slightest interest in anyone since then. Feels good man.

>> No.5365806

>>5365789
i don't think he's being sarcastic man. we really do hate 3d bitches and sluts right guys! fuck them! no don't fuck them actually they have ghonneria and other shit. god damn i hate them so much and i know my bros are with me on this. real men dont need women!!

>> No.5365827

>>5365786
It's not worth it, man. You'd be better off just forgetting about it... You'll end up finding the "perfect" girl, and than she'll end up cheating on you. Sad but true.

>> No.5365842

>>5365827
It doesn't matter because we all die anyways.

>> No.5365853

I will absolutely never talk to another three dimensional female again in my entire life. Except for of course my mother. I have totally walled up all my emotions for 3D females 100%. Ever since that last one dumped me. I'm interesting, intelligent, have a good job, and I'm pretty good-looking too. Not to brag, sorry. But seriously, it's like sluts are obsessed with other guys' cocks or something! It was absolutely not my fault at all that that bitch broke up with me. I mean I'm pretty much perfect, so it must just be because she was a whore. Fucking whores. Thank God I have my waifu who will stay in the kitchen for me and always do whatever I say all the time. I can even hit her when I feel like it. That other stupid slut always cried and shit when I did that. Fucking bitches and whores man.

>> No.5365868

There is no 3d human on this earth that meets all of my physical and mental requirements.

>> No.5365899

I never know if you guys are serious or not. And I've been here since 2008.

>> No.5365947

>>5365853
Sup Doubles Guy

>> No.5365966
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>>5365710
Thanks, brother. I'm early thirties; didn't discover the hobby until 1993 when I finally got BBS access.

>>5365395
Seconded. I'll give you your space when you need it, but you're my people.

...and I got distracted by watching Ayukawa play the saxl on Youtube, so I'll sign out now.

>> No.5365974
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>>5364760
The same reasons for why would I enjoy/appreciate a painting. It's art, and I enjoy art.

>> No.5365981

Because they are virtuous

>> No.5365989

I do it because my 2D girl is perfect just like me. But 3D women smell like shit.

>> No.5366004
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Typical 3D girl right here.

>> No.5366011

>>5366004
That's not a female, that's an orc.

>> No.5366025

>>5365868
Even girls are smart enough to hate 5.7

>> No.5366029

>>5366011
Well it could be any old female off the street for all I can tell. Nothing at all like my precious Miu-chan. She is a goddess.

>> No.5366050

>>5366029
2D little girls are kanpeki da!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJiKEV7Y76s

>> No.5366061

>>5365827
But isn't it better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?

>> No.5366068

>>5366061
No.

>> No.5366383
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>>5364760
they can sit on my desktop

>> No.5366402

>>5366061
Yeah

>> No.5366433
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5366433

>>5366383
mine is better

>> No.5366467

Retard moe doesn't work in 3D. Hell, moe doesn't exist at all in 3D. And without moe what's the point.

>> No.5366509

>>5366061
if you never loved, you don't know the feeling (crushes for 2d do not count), so you can live normally because being alone's normal for you like breathing.

if you loved and lost, you'll miss it, so want more of it and will get lonely.

>> No.5368541

>>5366061
If you have never loved at all then you'll fare better with being alone since you do not know what being in love is like.

>> No.5368991

>>5366383
sauce?

>> No.5368999

>>5366433
>>5366383
could you possible share those?

>> No.5369021

>>5368991
SAUCE?

>> No.5369033
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>>5366467

>> No.5369048

>List your reasons for appreciating 2D girls.

Well, there are a lot. They are beautiful, never age, don't have body hair and can be exactly how I want them to be physically. They can also be virgins, they have no STDs, they don't cheat on you and won't make fun or judge you on your physical features or your lifestyle.

>> No.5369071

>>5369048
I concur

>> No.5369148

>>5369033

Yeah, I enjoyed it when I watched it many years ago.
As I remember, it had quite a nice ending with her letting go of her super-bitch mentality a bit.

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>> No.5369595

bump

>> No.5369607

>>5364858
So, 2D waifus are perfect for selfish people?

>> No.5369614

>>5364760
It's all the good things of 3D love without all the bad things of 3D love

>> No.5369637

>>5369614
:3

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>> No.5369703

bumpu

>> No.5369719
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5369719

Their faces are usually much prettier than any 3D face, and so is their personality.
Usually.

>> No.5369769

2D is usually more hotter

>> No.5369782

They can make any normally undesirable trait attractive.

>> No.5369791
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5369791

I like 2D guys because they don't complain about me being 3D~

>> No.5369798

>>5369791
yeah

>> No.5369818
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5369818

perfection

>> No.5369822

They're perfect! Meanwhile all reality is total shit. People are terrible and mean and they suck and also smell. Fuck that shit. Girls IRL are all demons. I mean, just give me sex you dumb bitch! They should all just bend over all the time at the snap of my finger. Why can't real girls do that? What is so wrong with me, huh ladies? Nothing! I'm fine. But girls don't love me. They don't even talk to me. I'm sitting right there in class looking at you, and I'm sure you can see my boner in my pants, so why don't you come over and ask me out you stupid slut? God fucking damn 3D women are such slut whores. Every vagina on earth has herpes so I'm glad I will never, ever touch that nasty shit. All I need forever is my waifu. She's the ultimate little girl and is so sexy with her 9 year old body. She'll never talk back to me or tell me I'm a jerk. She sees how intelligent and tender I really am deep down, like stupid 3D pigs never can because all they care about is the money I don't have.

>> No.5369829

>>5369822
Dude, go away.

>> No.5369833

>>5369822
You don't seem to like girls. Would you like a guy to perform oral sex on you?

>> No.5369839

>>5369791
well maybe if you weren't so pig disgusting you dumb slut

>> No.5369843

>>5369822
You. Need. Help. Now.

I suggest you seek it.

>> No.5369846

>>5369791
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.5369856

>>5369822
brofist.jpg
I've found my home here. I love all you guys so much. So, so much.Nobody in the real world hates vile 3DPD slutwhores as much as you guys do. I wish I could just kiss all of you, bros 4 life.

>> No.5369869

>>5369856
>kiss you all
>all girls are icky

I have news for you. Gay news.

>> No.5369871

>>5369856
agreed. /jp/ are my bros. remember to throw rocks at stupid 3d sluts whenever you can guys. stay classy /jp/

>> No.5369872

>>5369856
>>5369822
Dude, go away. No one here is bitter that they've been rejected by a 3D woman; 2D girls are just objectively better.

>> No.5369877

>>5369856
>I love all you guys so much

You have to get down on your knees and give a blowjob to every guy on /jp/ to prove that you really love us. Do it. And you better do it while using sage.

>> No.5369879

>>5369872
I'm pretty bitter.

>> No.5369881

>>5369822
>>5365432
>>5369856
>>5365853
My sarcasm detector is on the verge of breaking.

>> No.5369882

>>5369872
Yeah, they crazy

>> No.5369888

>>5369879
same, fuck 3D

>> No.5369901

>>5369791
;n;

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5369908

>>5365544
I have never heard of anyone that ever agreed with me on that one: animated girls are not acting. Good to know someone else thinks that way.

>> No.5369915

THEY CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES

>> No.5369950

>>5369908
Is that supposed to be a Matchbox car?

>> No.5369968

The best thing about 2D girls is that they will look at me.

>> No.5369971

>>5369879
>>5369888
Turning to 2D because no one else would love you is pathetic beyond belief. How can you say you love your waifu when you would throw her aside if a 3D girl began to pay attention to you?

2D is objectively better than 3D, and until you realize the true extent of the meaning behind those words, how can you possibly love your waifu?

>> No.5369978

>>5369791
lol'd

ITT: Bitter rejects, cowards and the like.

>> No.5369993

>>5369971
fuck you faggot. Who are you to say I'm pathetic? You don't know how hard it is for someone like me to even talk to another person! What else am I supposed to do? I'm just flawed, and no one will ever love me because of it. No girl would ever touch me because I'm disgusting.

my waifu is all I have

>> No.5370047

>>5369993
Oh, cry some more, pussy.

What if a 3D girl would touch you? What if one came to you and started flirting with you for days on end, until finally blatantly asking you to be her boyfriend? Please, tell me you would turn her down and remain faithful to your waifu, because I don't think you would. I think you would toss your waifu into a corner, into the toybox in your mind, and regard any 'emotions' you had for her as just pretending, or just loneliness talking. And when/if the two of you broke up, by your doing or her's, you would spend a few days pitying yourself before pulling out your 'waifu' from that dusty corner you threw her in, then claim you love her all over just to make yourself feel better about being a disgusting child.

You don't love your waifu, you pathetic piece of trash. You don't even love yourself, since you would follow anyone that gave you the time like an abandoned dog starved for affection. And you want to know why no one can love you? It is because no human being wants to marry and have kids with a dog.

I hate faggots like you.

>> No.5370079

>What if a 3D girl would touch you? What if one came to you and started flirting with you for days on end, until finally blatantly asking you to be her boyfriend? Please, tell me you would turn her down and remain faithful to your waifu

I don't have a waifu, but I like 2D. I would 100% most certainly turn down a 3D pig.

>> No.5370100

>>5370047
You're on /jp/ and calling others pathetic pieces of trash?

Here's the truth guys.
In this world we use each other for our own gain.
Either you know it or not.
We are all scum.
/thread

>> No.5370105

>>5370100
*brofist* this guy knows where its at.

>> No.5370122

They love me for who I am.

>> No.5370124

>>5370105
lol brofist bak 2 u brah
*pumps hand to screen, but breaks it cuasin blood everywher*
AHH!!!

lolo, jkkkk~

>> No.5370142

*punches wall, is 400 pounds*

>> No.5370201

>>5370142
WAT?

>> No.5370213

>>5370201
Ignore him.

He's just /jp/s resident obese wall puncher

>> No.5370240

>>5370213
What an obese wall puncher? Sounds like a youtube video.

>> No.5370245

>>5370240
Please, just go back to /a/.

>> No.5370253

>>5370213

Why are you so awesome BOOF? Everything you post is hilarious... like the deer made out of rice crispy bars comment.

>> No.5370261

>>5370253
Because he's AWEsomEEEE

>> No.5370275

>>5370253
I like to start my day with a big bowl of meth.

no milk

>> No.5370287

>>5370275

And you have cars that don't suck.... That has to help somehow.

>> No.5370468

bumpu

>> No.5370502
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5370502

>>5370468

Don't you mean age?

>> No.5370517

>>5364760
is that sick kitahara?

>> No.5370530

Everyone in these threads, everyone who has ever felt that need for 2D over 3D, as I do, needs to go and read a short story by George R.R. Martin called "Meathouse Man"

Then you'll understand.

>> No.5370567

>>5370530
Get your story and put it inside your ass.

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