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I wish I had big comfy PJ's like Patchy..
She looks so soft and huggable ;__;

>> No.5364023
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Yeah, Patchy is adorable..

>> No.5364024
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I take it that this is a thread for the best Touhou.

You may continue.

>> No.5364038
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This is Patchy.

>> No.5364040
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If Pathy wasn't your #1 pick in the last popularity poll you aren't allowed to post in this thread.

>> No.5364035
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Patchouli is love <3

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>>5364040
I didn't vote. Can I still post?

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Patchy's boobs are soft and huggable.

>> No.5364064
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I'm going to Cosplay as Patchy~

Her Costume's pretty expensive, though.. and I gotta buy a wig, too..

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>>5364064
are you a girl, right?

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>>5364051
Only you know if your love is true enough, Anon. Post Patchouli honestly, from your kokoro.

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Best Touhou

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>> No.5364099

Imagine sitting with Patchouli on a cold winter day, reading a book, while you snuggle closer into her pajamas to stay warm.

So good.

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>>5364079

Yep!

I wear glasses, too..
But I have a different eye color then Patchy's.. ;-;

>> No.5364108

Hah, I saw a male Patchy cosplayer.
Buddied with a male Reimu cosplayer.

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>> No.5364112

>>5364100
>patchy cosplay

YAY

>girl

BOO

>> No.5364119

oh boy, another:

>I'm a girl
>246 replies 50 images.

>> No.5364124

>>5364100
But how will you hide your penis?

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>>5364119
>>5364112

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5364131

Patchy cosplayers aren't Patchy. Stop talking about them.

>> No.5364138

Imagine sitting with Patchouli cosplayer on a cold winter day, reading a book, while you snuggle closer into her pajamas to stay warm.

So good.

>> No.5364143

>>5364138
I might get lost in her rolls of fat.

>> No.5364145

Imagine sitting with Patchouli cosplayer on a cold winter day, reading a book, while you snuggle closer into his pajamas to stay warm and start gently rubbing his cock.

So good.

>> No.5364146

>>5364138
Sounds smelly. And not smelly in a good way like Patchouli.

>> No.5364147

>>5364100

>different eye color than Patchy's

I dare you to find someone who has naturally purple eyes.


Also, I'm really confused concerning her representative age. Is she supposed to be one of the more adult Touhous (Keine, Yuyuko, Yukari, etc.) or is she supposed to be loli? Ran into this same problem with Nitori, but since this is a Patchy thread I'm guessing only she should be addressed.

>> No.5364157

>>5364145
>gently rubbing his cock
awesome.

>> No.5364159

Imagine sitting with Patchouli cosplayer on a cold winter day, reading a book, while you snuggle closer into his pajamas to stay warm and start gently rubbing his cock and your little girl vagina gets wet.

So good.

>> No.5364161

>>5364126
This artist seems pretty autistic, they drew a lot of really unfunny comics

>> No.5364163

can we get a canon conclusion on whether patchy is a loli/chibi or a titty monster because there seems to be no middle ground here

>> No.5364171
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Wait. Imagine sitting with a Patchouli cosplayer on a cold winter day, reading a book, while you slice open her stomach and crawl into her intestines to stay warm.

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Patchy with nice boobs hidden under her baggy pajamas is best Patchy.

>> No.5364173

>>5364163

She uses magic to change her breast size to whatever she wants.

Problem solved.

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>>5364163
Patchouli is Patchouli

>> No.5364208

Patchy is love.

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>>5364208
Patchy is °ハ°

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>> No.5370286

I bet whatever elastic is in her dress is all rotten and crunchy.

>> No.5370296

>>5370286
how the hell do you rot in a way that turns it crunchy?

>> No.5370299

>>5370286

Are you saying Patchy has dry rot?

>> No.5370305

>>5370296
Ever find a pair of boxers in the back of your drawer you thought you lost years ago?

Ever stretch the elastic of those boxers?

CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACK

>> No.5370333

>>5370305

Or when the elastic on an old pair of socks fails miserably and gets all crumbly.

>> No.5370338

>>5370305
how the hell is that rotten though?

>> No.5370345

>>5370305

Or when you try to remove a rubber band from something that has retained the rubber band for 10 years in varying degrees of heat and humidity.
It becomes a hard crusty brittle version of it's formerly glorious self.

So sad.

>> No.5370360

>>5370338

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_rot

>> No.5370364

>>5370338
IT JUST IS

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>> No.5370399

>>5370286
but...I thought Gensyoko had no rubber....I thought the scrunchy cloths was because they tied it with ribbons.

>> No.5370413

>>5370399
>no rubber

then what are the condoms made of?

>> No.5370426

>>5370413
Sheepskin

>> No.5370431

>>5370413
WTF are condoms?

>> No.5370435

>>5370413
they have condoms in gensokyo?

>> No.5370471

>>5370435

They NEED condoms in Gensoukyo?

>> No.5370513

>>5370471
They grow cocks of nowhere of course they need them

>> No.5370518

>>5370471
Rinnosuke.

>> No.5370666

>>5370518
Rinnosuke doesn't sex.

>> No.5370725

>>5370513

Futa dicks can't make you pregnant.

>> No.5370753

>>5370725
I'd love to see the science for this

>> No.5370785

>>5370725
futa dicks can make ANYONE pregnant

>> No.5370794

>>5370753

It's magic, not science.

>> No.5370799

I'm sure there are many contraception spells. Hell, I'm sure there are spells that make your cum taste like strawberries.

>> No.5370801

>>5370799
patchy's neet cum tastes like hot pockets and doritos :/

>> No.5370999

>>5370801
never before have I wondered at the taste of Semen, but this has perked my interest.

>> No.5371012

>>5370999
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

>> No.5371059

>>5370999
If you'd like, Mine tastes fruity.

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I always imagine there would be a patchouli pillow very much like this guy here, but made with softer materials.

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>>5371179

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