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What's it like being Keanu, /jp/?

>> No.5360699

awesome

>> No.5360701

>>5360699
Somehow I doubt that.

>> No.5360715
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5360715

Feels like I'm Tomoya's dad from Clannad.

>> No.5360721

Why Americans write like that?
It's so...Ugly.

>> No.5360726

>>5360688
can't be too much different than your normal /jp/ life.

>> No.5360744

>>5360721
I can read it just fine. I hate people complaining about other peoples handwritting but their then looks like they had epilepsy while they were writting.

>> No.5360749

>>5360721
Why do we write in English?

>> No.5360754

>>5360749
The real question is. Why -don't- we write in english?

>> No.5360763

>>5360754
Because otaku culture.

>> No.5360770

>>5360749
It has nothing to do with English, retard.

>> No.5360786

>>5360770
>retard

WHOA WHOA WHOA

Calm down, anon. There's no need for salty language.

>> No.5360796

>>5360770
Yeah, listen to 5360786!
Stop using such coarse language!

>> No.5360811

>>5360796
>>5360786
Sup samefag?

>> No.5360830

The real question is:
What Anime is that from?

>> No.5360846

>>5360830
Heroman.

>> No.5360855

>>5360846
Thanks bro

>> No.5360873

What happened to Keanu, exactly?

>> No.5360874

>>5360855
Out of /jp/ and never, ever come back.

>> No.5360885

>>5360873
Mother died, best friend died, daughter died, father ran away etc

>> No.5360883

>>5360873
He didn't die.

>> No.5360925

>>5360873
Life is pretty sad, now he spends a lot of his time with no friends, drinking carrot juice and eating sandwiches on park benches.

>> No.5360936

>>5360925
Such a healthy, yet self-destructing lifestyle.
;_;

>> No.5360949

>>5360885
ah fuck his mom too ?

>> No.5360962

WORD


>His first name means "cool breeze over the mountains"
>Dad abandoned the family when he was 3, never reconnected with him
>Mom was a showgirl
>Long string of 5>6 stepfathers, constantly moving
>Different high schools
>Dyslexia
>Had a keen interest in hockey but the Olympic dream ended after an injury
>Dropped out of high school to become an actor
>Daughter died stillborn
>Girlfriend died in car crash
>Close friend died of...drugs?
>Never married
>avoids most relationships
>Turns down big roles if he believes the character's too violent
>Took a 90% pay cut on his salary on The Replacements (2000) so Gene Hackman could be cast. Previously, he had deferred $2 million of his salary so that Al Pacino could be cast on The Devil's Advocate (1997)
>Gives most of his earnings to charity and the backstage people who help on the set
>His best friend is his sister
>Sister dying of leukemia
>His remaining money probably pays for her medical bills
>"I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb."

>>>>"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."

>> No.5360968

>>5360925
He should probably reload, I can't imagine that route is the good end.

>> No.5360984

>>5360968
He's on the sick imouto route. His sister has leukemia, is now his best friend, and what little money he makes between sacrificing it for other actors and donating to charity goes to her.

>> No.5360993

>>5360984
>"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."
It's like he already reached bad end

>> No.5360994

>>5360984
So it's like Kana, only there is no friend route to fall back on.

And he probably won't sleep with her.

>> No.5361001

>>5360968
No, no. In fact, doesn't the aspect of being in sorrow usually mean that some girl will come and save him? Just like in Welcome to the NHK I suppose.

>> No.5361005

>>5360962
His life really does sound like it would be some sad visual novel.

>> No.5361010

>>5360984
Don't worry you guys! With the power of love, his sister will be cured and the wincest will proced.

Also, when will the Keanu Vn will be published?
The car accident is clearly a bad end, but you need it to unlock the sick imouto route in the second run.

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5361006

Would you like your family back, boy? I can create that miracle for you.

>> No.5361019

>>5360962
This, dear swines, is a man worth looking up to.

If there were only a lot more like him.
I hate to say it, but his suffering probably makes him more selfless than anyone of us who tries to be selfless for the sake of goodness.

>> No.5361024

>>5361010
>second run
Oh you heartless bastard

>> No.5361026

>>5361010
The car accident altered his perception of reality, the reason he avoids people now is he sees gruesome images instead of the natural world.

>> No.5361101
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5361101

Why Keanu hasn't discovered the joys of alternate lives as anonymous or MMO or something is a mastery too me.

Oh well... rich peole never tend to enjoy the poorfags entertainment.


I wonder how depressed he'd be if he played Kana.

But yeah unlike most shitty actors that ear tons of money and do shit, he is actually a good guy.

>> No.5361123

>>5361101
I wouldn't be surprised if he does, he seems like the type. Not sure he'd post here though, given that 4chan is full of faggots, but I can see him on forums and playing MMOs.

>> No.5361142

>>5361123
>And he doesn't even own a computer.

http://www.goldsea.com/Personalities/Reeves/reeves3.html

No idea how old this article is.

>> No.5361150

Kean(u)a - Imouto

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