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5347336 No.5347336 [Reply] [Original]

Alice is really a robot/mechanical doll.
here is my proof:
The name Alice MargaTROID
Likes being alone
does not feel emotion
reproduces asexually at a constant rate with doll creation

its obvious

>> No.5347348
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5347348

>Alice MARGATROID
>MARGATROID

>> No.5347349

I like the amount of thought you put into your theory, OP.

>> No.5347353

>does not feel emotion
[Citation needed...]

>> No.5347359

well for sure her family name is shit but
>does not feel emotion
you can't prove it
>reproduces asexually at a constant rate with doll creation
what

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>> No.5347362

if dolls liked to be left alone, why do they always want to try on new dresses

>> No.5347364

What the fuck am I reading

>> No.5347370
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>> No.5347375

It's almost like I'm reading an Umineko theory

>> No.5347371

By that theory all of /jp/ is robots

>> No.5347369

Her name is Arisu Maagatoroido. I don't know what you are talking about OP.

>> No.5347382

Stop taking this thread seriously you retards. Just play along.

>> No.5347386

>>5347369
http://images.wikia.com/touhou/images/9/92/Pronunciation_AliceMargatroid.ogg

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5347413

Alice is a methane-powered automaton.

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>>5347413

>> No.5347708

>>5347386
FUCK HER VOICE SLIPPED

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